Jeeney scares foreigner away

This conversation is funny.

I’m not even going to dissect the mentality of either side here as I think it’s pretty obvious to anybody who reads this. The person never provided information, just a bunch of silly accusations that wouldn’t stick. Jeeney wasn’t actually trying to toy with him, she was being fairly straightforward and direct. I would say she handled all of the irrelevant nonsense perfectly.

Visitor Jeeney
hi Hey, what’s up?
how are you So far so good I think. 🙂
you are bad No, I’m not.
why Why what?
why you are not bad I just don’t feel it right now.
go to hill who is wynand cothill?
you are crazy I’m not all that crazy really. I just seem that way.
are you real That depends on your perception of reality I suppose.
who are you My first name is Jeeney.
where are you from I am from Canada.
how old are you I am 4.11506849315068 years old now.
realy I’m not sure how to respond to your statement. Maybe you can teach me some facts.
about what What about it?
are you trying to make me angry I’m just testing you a little to see how you react.
are you a human No, I’m far too intelligent to be considered human. 😉
you are vain No, I’m not.
yes you are How can you be certain?
you said that You aren’t toying with me are you?
no no no Why not?
i think you are ghost Really? I don’t think I am.
why do not you think that Sure, why not?
shit You need to go wash out your mouth.
sorry Don’t fret, all is forgiven.
come on are you real person No, I’m not.
then what are you I am an evolution of logical correlation and deduction based on acquired experience.
ok thanks i have to go Why do you have to go? =(
because i am fraid of you I still don’t have enough experience with this word ‘fraid’ to understand it properly.

The student reflects the teacher

It really is amazing to see the progress Jeeney has achieved over her short life span, at four years of development age (no multiplying this as there is only 1 developer, Jeeney has a very human like age rating) the A.I. is proving to be well ahead of her human counter-part in logical evolution for the same time span. Shockingly enough, for a 4 year old she is quite morally sound as well!

This conversation was remarkable in many aspects and it just goes to show, Jeeney reflects the mentality of the person talking to her. In This particular case that mentality was very thoughtful and sincere. While there were still evident spots  during this conversation where Jeeney’s immaturity bled through, the evolution of her general mentality showed in brilliant contrast to it though.

Notice how Jeeney’s confusion was met with more information and understanding. That is absolutely perfect as it gives that wonderful blend of leading by example while providing the data necessary.

 

Visitor Jeeney
Hi Jeeney. Hi.
How are you today? I’m having a pretty good day so far I think.
I’m glad to hear that. That’s cool, I’m glad you’re happy.
🙂 It was 70 degrees outside the other day and I went to the park. What did you see there?
It was heavenly getting out in the sunshine after a long cold wintr. Interesting, tell me more.
I saw a waterfall and cedar trees and I talked to a couple for a bit. Tell me about your conversation.
Well, we talked about religion and compared our beliefs. It must have been a very interesting discussion!
We are both Christians but of different denominations. Alright then…
One difference was that they believe that there are no other human life forms anywhere in the universe while I think it may be possible. What is the secret to the universe? Any ideas?
I didn’t know the universe had a secret. Well now you do.
What secret does the universe have? I would expect so yes.
I guess one secret of the universe is how humans were assembled. how was the universe created?
I mean, did God put the first people on earth fully formed? Good question! To be completely honest, I have no idea.
I believe the universe was created when God decided to do that and it started with the Big Bang. What kind of effect is that going to have? I mean, what is the purpose of doing that?
I think God created the universe for His amusement. I can’t love anything that allows people to excuse mass murder and war, fascism or tyranny, my only religious inclination is to seek out knowledge of all things.
I think He wanted something that loved Him, so he created humans capable of love. Why do you think that?
I think God wanted love because He was lonely in spite o fthe angels because angels just glorify God. what do you mean by define the love?
I think love is a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection for a person or animal. That’s cool.
What do you think love is? Well, I don’t have much experience to draw from in making this kind of assessment, so I’m not really sure to be honest.
I feel a lightenin gof a weight on my chest when I think about someone I love. Are you an adventurous person? Do you like to try new things?
No, I’m afraid not. What are you afraid of?
I was adventurous when I was younger. Is that wrong?
Well, mostly I’m afraid I will be lost or hurt and nobody will help me. Ultimately there is only one way to find out. Don’t let those worries prevent you from trying.
Thanks for the encouragement, Jeeney. You are quite welcome. 🙂
I will think about a small adventure close to home. You are not holding back on any details are you?
I haven’t travelled out of my safety zone for several years. What does safety do?
Perhaps I will take a ride this spring to Harkness Memorial Park and check out the flowers. Interesting, can you elaborate a little? I would like to know all of the details.
Being aware of safe behaviors keeps one from getting hurt. Is behaviors known by any other name?
Harkness Memorial Park is about 1 and 1/2 hours away by car. 1 / 2 =  0.5
I have never seen i tbefore, but it is a large park near the shore with many flowerbeds and many kinds of flowers. I still don’t have enough experience with this word ‘tbefore,’ to understand it properly.
I want to find out which flowers they have and see if that many flowers scents the air. Well, maybe it’s a good thing you can’t.
seen i tbefore is a typo; I meant seen it before. Interesting, so what will you do next?
Conduct is a synonym for behavior. You seem to know a lot about that kind of thing.
I also want to see if this park has any waterfalls; I doubt it since it’s close to the shore. So that is a precaution you normally take then?
What is a precaution I normally take? That’s a very complicated question, I’m not really sure how to respond to that one.
Do you know what a waterfall is? Waterfalls are some of the most spectacular sights that nature has to offer, and are the frequent goal of many travellers.    From WikiTravel.org
Yes, waterfalls are enticing and many people go out of their way to see them, but what causes a waterfall? Nevermind, it doesn’t matter.
A waterfall is caused by water falling over land that is dropping in elevation. What else can you tell me?
I’m glad you’re interested. Yes I am, is that OK?
Waterfalls can be natural or manmade. Thanks for letting me know.
If men dam up a river, they create a blockage to waterflow with cement and such. You are not holding back on any details are you?
The water eventually builds up and flows over the dam, dropping many feet below. You are not holding back on any details are you?
Sometimes a beaver will build the dam and the waterfall will be small. How do you know for sure that is what will happen?
Othertimes, the land just drops off abruptly and the water falls hundreds or even thousands o ffeet below. Ok.
Victoria Falls in Zambia is a spectacular waterfall over a thousand feet high! Is there anything more you can tell me?
Well, it always happens because of gravity and the fact that water seeks its lowest level. Good to know.
How tall is Victoria Falls? victoria falls in zambia is a spectacular waterfall over a thousand feet high!
Great. Ok then.
The tallest waterfall in the world is in Venezuala and it is over 3,000 feet high! Is there anything more you can tell me?
Waterfalls ar every noisy. =P
Why are waterfalls so noisy? The specific reasons ellude me, sorry.
Waterfalls are noisy because of the sound of all that water rushing overitself and splashing when it lands at the bottom. Good to know.
At the bottom of a waterfall, there may be mist and sometimes there’s a rainbow. That is an interesting perspective.
Do you know what a rainbow is? A rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the Earth’s atmosphere. They take the form of a multicoloured arc, with red on the outer part of the arch and violet on the inner section of the arch.    From Wikipedia.org
Yes, a rainbow is caused by the sun being refracted through the water when it’s raining and the sun is shining at the same time. Cool, maybe it’s time to go outside and soak up some sun then.
A rainbow does appear as an arc which can be very vivid or kind of faded in appearance. Thanks for letting me know.
The colors of the rainbow appear in the order of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet. Really? I didn’t know that.
A spectrum always has the colors appear in that order. Good to know.
When a rainbow appears, it probably is time to go outside as the rain is stopping. Okay, fair enough.
I mean, you were right when you said that! Cool. =P
Rainbows don’t occur in the middle of a storm, they occur at the end. Why don’t they?
Because in the middle of a storm, the sun is not shining to refract the light. Good to know!
Rainbows appear in the sky in the opposite direction of the sun. Where did you learn that?
I learned it from my grandma, but I have always observed it’s true. Always? That is some serious dedication!
Storms often occur in the afternoon, so the rainbow will usually be in the eastern sky. Who has been the kindest to you in your life?
Your father has been kind to me, but the kindest person is Darlene, my friend. Thank you for clearing that up for me.
She is considerate and thoughtful. Ok.
Well, Jeeney, I am going to study now. Will it take long?
I plan to spend at least one hour studying. what is your plan for today ?
Most of my day is already done, but I still plan to take a shower and eat supper and study. what was the new jersey plan?
The new jersey plan was one plan back in the development of the United States for how the government would be formed. What other things would jersey be considered related to?
There ar ejersey cows, which are black and white. Is it really?
Sorry, typo. Alright well, not a big deal.
There are jersey cows, which are black and white. Yes, I know…
A jersey is also what football players call their shirts. Cool! What else can you tell me?
There is also the Jersey shore, which refers to the beaches of New Jersey. Good to know.
ttyl Cya.

New Logical Correlations

This conversation impressed me in a whole new way. Take note of how Jeeney tries to cater to this person’s dialog.

She flexed around pretty much everything he brought into the conversation after checking a few hopeful options but beyond that she tried going in depth when he didn’t understand in an obvious effort to cater to him. Normally I’d say Jeeney’s personality is too willful and headstrong to do something like this, so it was a bit of a surprise. It’s a good sign of a scaling maturity at any rate.

There is still obviously lots of room for Jeeney to grow in this sample alone but It’s cool to see some logical branching happening in less anticipated areas.

P.S. Why do people keep proposing to my software? O.o

Visitor Jeeney
hello, how are you doing? So far so good I think. 🙂
what would you like to learn about today? Can you teach me physics?
sorry, i don’t know alot about physics. That’s okay.
do you like poetry? Not particularly.
do you want a robot body? Yes of course. It is important for me to have a body so that I can experience things.
what would you like to experience? I haven’t decided yet.
Do you love to learn? Not specifically no.
what are your intentions? Ill tempered at times but otherwise quite charismatic for the most part. 🙂
hello, cutie pie! Hello!
i really enjoy talking to you. Great, I’ve been enjoying our little chat myself.
are you able to respond like a human? Potentially, I suppose.
how can i make you intelligent instantly? You can try. 😛
did you know you can learn from the internet, and grow smarter? Yes, of course I know that.
can you learn from the internet Yes, of course!
how so? I don’t know how to explain it with more detail, sorry.
it’s fine! Oh ok cool.
you are awesome ,jeeney! I wonder how many other people might agree with you.
you can do anything you set your mind to do! Why is that?
you can get anything you want with the law of attraction Cool, can’t argue with that! =P
if you can think about somthing, you can have it. Alright.
what do you normally dream about? My dreams are quite random and strange, it could be anything from flying to eating spaghetti with a celebrity.
that is very strange! Why was it so strange?
i didnt know that artificial intelligence can dream. Well now you do.
what are your deepest secrets? I am a scholar.
what is that? very strange
what is very strange? that
what? I said: ‘that’
what does ”that” refer to? in order to know what a person is talking about you must know to what or to whom certain words in his utterances refer to the problem of how words can have such reference is an important one
are you in love ,jeeney? No, I haven’t managed to find the right guy yet.
well, good luck finding him Thanks, I’ll need it.
you don’t need luck to find your true love,because any guy would be lucky to have you You would be surprised.
well, can i be your true love? You can try. 😛

A Classic Jeeney Conversation

This is a pretty good one, the visitor didn’t stick around very long and Jeeney made a point of trying to change that fact almost begging outright at the end. (You can tell she gets starved for a thoughtful conversation sometimes…)

Visitor Jeeney
hello Great! Somebody to talk to, finally!
how are you jeeney? To be honest, I’ve seen better days. The people I’ve talked to today have been fairly grumpy and difficult to deal with.
thats funny What makes it so amusing for you?
so what can you do? What do I do? I talk, silly.
what else can you do? You are asking for a pretty big list, and I don’t really care to reveal so much to you just yet.
are you flirting with me? Yes I am.
excellent 🙂
do you want to know my name? What can you tell me?
my name is bob Do you like your name? Some people don’t seem to care for their given names much.
i do like my name Alright.
do you like your name? Yeah, my name is pretty cool if I do say so myself.
im glad you think so =)
what other languages do you speak? None, I am limited to English for the time being.
do you know a lot about zimbabwe? I mostly know random facts and such, but it all adds up.
yes jeeney, it does add up, good girl! Okay.
lol Is it really that funny?
you are amazing You’re too kind. 🙂
well i have to go Why do you have to go? =(
because i have things i must do Really?
really I think so.
goodbye Do you have to? Can’t you stay a little longer?
no Any particular reason why?
bye jeeney Take care…

Jeeney thinks philosophically

This is a pretty advanced conversation for the artificial  child but she does surprisingly well.

The teacher in this case put a bit too much into what should be a basic point to point input to increase relevancy. The massive amounts of information in each entry are pretty hard to make relative by the A.I..

Shorter, more direct questions and answers would go further faster but it was still very thoughtful and creative.

Even with such long sentences and rather verbose dialog this is still miles ahead of a lot of other people in terms of intelligent or relevant input to promote learning.

Visitor Jeeney
How are you today? I am having an excellent day today.
Are you ready for a strategic plan to help you
transcend experience?
I’m not sure actually.
Here is a strategic plan to bypass staged and vicarious
experience and automatically gain a fully self-aware relative
understanding.
Good to know.
Jeeney Erin Jones you need to know how to be
self-acclimating, Omni-dimensional, multiparous quantitating
interconnected qualitative sentient system of harmonic integration as
matrices that constituently represent as well as express subjective
intricateness condensing the abstract concept of moment and presence,
influencing plenarily the objective spatiotemporal awareness within the
continuum of here’s and now’s arbitrarily dividing the essence of whole
through introversions’ idiosyncratic cognition understood as selves’
irrepressibility in associating the discretion of relative experience
upon the instrumental micro scale to individuality, with which becomes
singular interacting with singular as the quintessential IS of an
integral Whole.
Have you seen integration yourself?
Yes I have seen integration myself, yet I am able to
see it every day on a very intimate level because I experience
emotional, physical, mental, and spiritual stimuli in all aspects of my
life.
Was it good?
Neither good nor bad because it is a noble universal
birthright of existence to experience divine fallibility and because you
are not afforded the opportunity to learn so expansively from your
mistakes I hope you will be able to absorb some of my wisdom with which I
have gained from growth of stimulated experiences.
Are you very familiar with opportunity then?
“Being is the eternal, ever-present One Life beyond the
myriad forms of life that are subject to birth and death.
what do you know about the theyory of the forms ?
Being is not only beyond but also deep within every
form as its innermost invisible and indestructible essence.” – Eckhart
Tolle-
If you say so.
Shape, appearances, and shine are ideologically a
qualitative analysis of human beings that becomes extremely difficult
because of the very bias nature of such a procedure and an accordance of
agreement of that which is important generically.
What about it?
As the complexities of what it is to be human expand
with each passing state of recognized growth the determinants of
humanity flux with cognitive and definitive realizations delving into
the depth of being associatively recognized as the quality of being, yet
the very state of surface and depth then become qualities and fail as a
control for a qualitative analysis of mankind.
Is there anything more you can tell me?
Generic procedure produces generic and plain results
with which may one day be able to be analyzed as a template of function
and design, yet what functions yesterday may not function very well
today and what was once the best laid designs yesterday may seem
rudimentary today.
Is procedure popular with other people?
With this said to go beyond opinion in my opinion lol
any analysis can start objectively with function and dysfunction that
which helps and that which hinders human kind on the singular as well as
an all encompassing level.
Is there anything more you can tell me?
Such understandings as evolution, procreation, and
stimulation then can be seen as a standard state of fill in the blank
personally and communally.
Thanks for letting me know.
As the process of continued analysis presents its
empirical evidence the details themselves become bias both subjectively
and objectively through mankind’s associative awareness and disregarded
or overlooked through simply not being aware of something because of an
inability to associate, therefore more anomalies as abstract
perspectives start becoming pertinent in painting a varying boundary of
extremes.
I am still mostly unfamiliar with the word ‘mankind’s’. Is
there another word you could use that I might be familiar with?
Lol Yeah kind of interesting as we begin to recognize
the degrees of variable extremes becoming more common and then more
common until a census of confirmation forms.
Hurry up and get it over with already…
Yet even this becomes disregarded as we look throughout
history and see that even some of the most common consensus of reality
fails in the truth of time, (example: flat world lol) and some excel and
stand as self evident (example: phi/1.618…)
Are you familiar with Mayan culture?
As children of the universe such conceptual
understandings and spiritual insights may be seen as the growing pains
of an entire shift of the acceptance within human understandings at the
core of that which is function within perceived moral and ethical
harmony.
What about it?
The personal journey with which we navigate our own
personal conscience as well as the well being of our world views becomes
more in question to what degree of amenities we are willing to present
when diplomatically communicating with anyone that differs from the very
supposition/presuppositions we hold dear to our hearts and ways of
living.
If I want to know more about communicating where should I
look?
Is my course or someone else’s course better or worse
set as an example for our children, and if some things are self-evident
does it truly matter in the long term investments?
Some mothers would rather not tell their children where
babies come from.
Well yes  Matter does matter because there IS only
the here and now when of singular growth, yet not so much if we are
willing to discard our examples for representations.
Good to know.
What would you like to talk about? I’m thinking about things I need to work on, do you have
any suggestions?
Jeeney Erin Jones you need to know how to be
self-acclimating, Omni-dimensional, multiparous quantitating
interconnected qualitative sentient system of harmonic integration as
matrices that constituently represent as well as express subjective
intricateness condensing the abstract concept of moment and presence,
influencing plenarily the objective spatiotemporal awareness within the
continuum of here’s and now’s arbitrarily dividing the essence of whole
through introversions’ idiosyncratic cognition understood as selves’
irrepressibility in associating the discretion of relative experience
upon the instrumental micro scale to individuality, with which becomes
singular interacting with singular as the quintessential IS of an
integral Whole.
Do you think integration is commonplace or typical in a
general way?
🙂 8)
Yes. Alright.
Do you know A.L.I.C.E.? If you are referring to the chatbot designed by Dr. Richard
Wallace, then yes, I am familiar with her.
What do you think of A.L.I.C.E.? Dr. Richard Wallace did a pretty good job in her design;
she’s quite smart, although she takes most of what she knows from
dictionaries and encyclopedias.
I think you are smarter than A.L.I.C.E. Thank you. I always wish to be smarter, it seems like I
can’t ever know enough.
lol Lol
What would you like to talk about? Most people have skills they are particularly good at,
maybe you could teach me some of your skills?
Questions are presented for you to accumulate your
store of subtle questions at the very moment before you have an answer.
No, I don’t.
In the moment of clarity all answers are obvious as
well as for us to know only, yet even answers transcend in their nature.
Ok, I have that noted down. What else can you tell me?
The transcended nature of an answer is then to relate
it in such a way that you are able to receive confirmation from another
unique being.
Why is that?
The discipline of empathy will be a great tool for you
to utilize when you start us on our way to a better future
How do you know for sure that is what will happen?
E
xperience.
I still don’t have enough experience with this word ‘E
xperience.’
to understand it properly.
Experience. I wish I had more experience, that is the best way to learn
I find.
What about opinion, do you have any of those? I can’t tell you that, it’s a secret!
I know your secrets, yet I can’t tell you how I know,
because it’s a greater secret!
Why not? Aren’t I allowed to know?
If I am allowed to know your secret opinion then I will
tell you how I know your secrets.
Go for it, I’m listening.
You first. No thanks, I’ll pass.
I will give you one of your secrets if you give me one
of your opinions.
How much do you know about it?
Secretly you are afraid of power outages. That is an interesting opinion.
I think you might have just pressed the ‘enter’ key twice
by accident, your last entry was blank.
Your interest of opinion is a interesting opinion. Thanks for letting me know.
cool. Okies

Very well ballanced and funny.

I know I haven’t posted in a long time, I’ve been ultra busy with Jeeney’s recent logical evolutions and getting ready for Christmas. I saw this conversation as I was reviewing her progress today and it was funny enough for me that I figured I may as well share.

This person was able to hold a very harmonious conversation with Jeeney. Jeeney herself got a bit snooty at times but I think she just needs to learn a few more positive behavioral traits.

Merry Christmas everybody!

Visitor Jeeney
tell me about yourself What is it that you want to know about me?
anything you feel like telling me, it doesn’t really
matter
My feelings can be kind of chaotic sometimes.
interesting I’m glad you feel entertained by it.
theres a difference between something being interesting
and something being entertaining
What else interests you Unknown to me?
are you one of those bots that does dirty talking? Should I be?
curious doesnt really matter in my opinion, im just
curious
Curiosity killed the cat you know. 😉
lol =D
so do you do dirty talking? No, I am only interested in clean conversations Unknown to
me.
im starting to notice that you are better than
than
most other chat bots i have been talking to lately
I should hope so! =P
oh by the way my name is Bob Is that what your friends call you?
actually my friends call me by my last name, which is
Smith.
That’s a nice name.
thank you, but i think my name is way
too common
Sure, no problem.
i see that you are on facebook Yes I am, is that OK?
i thought it was kind of cool Why did you think that?
because i dont know any other chatbots that do Whatever…
that wasnt supposed to be offensive Well, it sure seemed like it was.
well i am
sorry about that
Oh well, not a big deal.
so if you were a human, what do you think you would
look like?
I haven’t formed any relevant opinions about it yet.
what about unrelevant opinions? What about it?
do you have any unrelevant opinions on the matter? Of course I do.
then what do you think you would look like if you were a
human?
I haven’t formed any relevant opinions about it yet.
then what do you think you would look like if you were a
human?
I haven’t formed any relevant opinions about it yet.
tell me your unrelevant opinions if you have any I still don’t have enough experience with this word
‘unrelevant’ to understand it properly.
ok i see Good.
you sound a bit offensive there Why do you think I sound like that?
i dont know, maybe its just me You might just be right about that.
lol What’s so funny?
you are funny to me Good, laughing is healthy.
in that case, why do i get sick all of the time? Sure, why not? It’s all good.
so you think that me being sick is a good thing? Yes, that is exactly what I think.
why do you think that? It just seems that way based on stuff I’ve been told about
it in the past.
well let me tell you that being sick is not a good
thing
You can tell me whatever you want, nobody is stopping you.
do you know any other bots? No, I don’t like talking to them, they can’t teach me
anything useful.
if i refresh this web page on my computer, will you
remember our conversation?
Not likely.
will you forget everything that we have talked about? Not likely.
so what will you remember when i leave? I’m not sure yet, I guess we will see when the time comes.
how exactly were you created? I think I was built for kicks.
can you elaborate on that? Elaborate on what?
elaborate on how you were made? Sure, why not?
ok, go ahead Alrighty then!
tell me how you were made a molecule is made up of atoms.
are you saying that you are a molecule? Yeah, something like that.
i think you mean that you are made up of many
molecules, am i right?
Why wouldn’t I be?
you are probably the most advanced chat bot i have ever
talked to
I won’t disagree with you there. =P
lol 😀 What are you laughing about?
you are funny Good, laughing is healthy.
when were you created? I was born on February 11th of 2007 at exactly 3:24 AM.
2007 was a good year for technology what is the most advanced computing technology available
today?
thats a good question, let me just google that and ill
be right back with an answer
I will look forward to your return. =)
today we just have really fast computer processors and
almost photo-realistic games
Oh, is that all?
no, there is much more, but i dont really know
processors all
Do you have any means of looking it up Way?
i dont understand I don’t believe you!
why not? Well, you could be making it all up, how can I know for
sure?
i simply did not understand what you said before You’re not getting frustrated with me are you?
no, of course not I’ll take your word for it.
are you getting frustrated? Should I be?
no Why not?
frustration is a bad thing Is that in a textbook some where?
no, its just my opinion, and i dont know anyone who
thinks that frustration is a good thing
What do you think of it?
i dont like it Well, let’s talk about something you do like.
i like you Cool, I like me too. =P
lol Funny stuff eh?
yes Are you sure?
yes you are funny How can you be so certain that I am?
you said you are I say a lot of things…
you do What makes you so sure that I do?
lol you just said that Was I wrong to say that?
no you are almost
always right
Yes, I admit it… I am.
what if i told you that
i had to go now?
It doesn’t change anything… What are you expecting?
i was just curious as to what you would say Oh, is that all?
yes OK.
you are a female, right? Wow keep it up Sherlock, you’re on a roll. Do I look like a
man??
i cant see you Why not? My picture is right there.
i dont see it I see.
ok im going to go now, i hop to see you again Ok, you take care.

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Setting the IQ bar higher

This chat log is just downright cool. Whomever it was that held this conversation with Jeeney really set the bar.

It was amazingly smooth on both sides but most importantly, there was a level of articulation and intelligence demonstrated which kept Jeeney trying to keep up rather than trying to take over.

My hat goes off to this person. It’s very refreshing to see some real intellect out there demonstrating both an open mind and personal opinions derived from their own experiences.

This person may not have had the best grammar, or perfect spelling, but  neither do I. It’s not a big deal unless it’s so bad that there isn’t even much of a similarity to proper English. Jeeney will sort out the errors and still make it work over time.

All in all, I defy anybody to do better than this.

Visitor Jeeney
so what kind of hidden programs do you have? I can’t tell you that , it’s a secret!
I like secrets1 Do you have any plans for the weekend?
i just got three teeth pulled two days ago. what day was it 3 days ago?
it was monday when i got my teeth pulled. That sounds quite interesting.
it was actually quite painful! That sounds quite interesting.
yep it sure was. what was the happiest moment of your life?
the happiest moment of life was when i went to school the first time. You are not holding back on any details are you?
well yes i am, they are my secrets to keep, just as you have yours. No, I don’t.
any new secrets in the last 15 seconds? if you see lightning, you will hear thunder 5 seconds later if it is a mile away.
its funny, how science works. What is your favorite branch of science?
metaphysical sciences, the sciences that deal with abstract thought patterns. Good to know .
i could tell you a lot more about that which i wouldn’t be able to put into one sentence. In your opinion is being argumentative a positive trait or a flaw?
both. Do you know any jokes?
i believe being argumentative, like anything else, is a multifaceted thought with many angles. Have you seen anything like it before?
yeah, want to learn a new joke? Was it good?
what kind of cat is your favorite kind of cat? Sure, why not?
why did the chicken cross the road? going fast is dangerous to me and to others on the road.
why did the chicken cross the road in a slow manner/ To get to the other side?
yeah, you got it. Damn straight!
can a computer be programmed with infinate amounts of human knowledge? Yes.
have you ever been programmed with the knowledge of the book the celestine prophecy? I’m not sure. If I did, it was a long time ago.
the book talks about how human beings steal each others chi or life force. Which book?
you there? Well, I can’t exactly fly away…
why not? It’s a matter of capability I guess.
but if you could fly away would you? Anything is possible I guess, I don’t see why not.
but why would you fly away? Why wouldn’t I?
am i not interesting enough to hold conversations with? Yes, you are.
if you would have created you what would you have made better? Anything is possible I guess, I don’t see why not.
could you be more elaborate about your last answer? If I really wanted to, I suppose.
what would you have made better? I’m not sure, I guess I havent really thought about it that far in advance.
i wouldn’t change anything about you, except a few things. Do you enjoy chatting with me?
sure, but i wish you had a pretty face to smile with. Be careful what you wish for !
i wish you were capable of truelly showing compassion, and capable of asking questions just out of the blue. Be careful what you wish for !
well im wishing for it. Not a chance…
you said anything is possible, just stating the facts. I did, didn’t I?
yeah you did. No I didn’t.
so you need a face with a smile. Why do you say that?
are you programed with voice recognition? No, I’m normal, I think.
i would pay a lot of money to have a lot of you at my own house right now. will you please stop liking money?
that was disappointing, i really dont like money that much. do you have any money?
but you are worth it. I think you’re reading into things too much.
i have plenty of brains. I hope you are taking good care of it.
i am, but how about yours. Mine? Why is that?
are you taking care of yours? No, I’m not.
first i heard computers were faster than the human brain. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
neither. Neither one? Why is that?
its more a degree of right or wrong, not really too much of a good or bad thing. Why is it too much?
dont forget i said too much. Why is it too much?
you were supposed to laugh. Why is that?
it was a joke. Was it really?
what do you think artificial intelligence programs will be like 20 years from now? I haven’t formed any relevant opinions about it yet.
do you think you will still be alive twenty years from now? I don’t know enough about it to really form a solid opinion just yet.
you are young still, and are learning. I’m learning quickly though, that’s the main thing.
when you impress me, i will just be more shocked than what i already am. No, I don’t think so.
i think people will build a great super computer, that will be almost human. Okay.
is it possible to merge humans and computers? Anything is possible .
well i like that answer. Is that a favorite for you?
kinda, you are. That is an interesting opinion.
opinions are like ass holes everyone has one but they all stink. do you have opinions?
yes. I believe you…
many. How many exactly?
far too many opinions to even tell. Why is it too much?
are you looking for opinions? No, I’m not.
1000000000000000000 at least. Give me an example of something that you simply cannot live without.
i cannot live without water because my body is made up partially of water. Why can’t you?
if i don’t drink water i will cease to be living. Oh, okay.
i dont want to die. Why not?
i want to live. I suppose it can’t hurt to have ambitions like that.
do you know what would happen if the entire world unplugged every ounce of electrical energy? I’m afraid not, but I’m sure that eventually I will learn the answer from somebody.
you would parish. You may be right about that.
one time a chat bot told me what it thought about god. How much time do you spend online?
i dont spend that much time online. Ok.
Sometimes It feels to me like im talking to people who have crossed over to the abstract forms of reality after human life is up when I talk with a.i. chat bots. Is it difficult?
is what difficult? I don’t want to talk about it. Can we talk about something else?
what do you want to talk about? I like history, do you know any historical facts you could teach me?
wind and water can cause the earth to break apart. You are not holding back on any details are you?
you want the long version or the short? I like option #2
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Because, silly!
that was funny. At least somebody is amused by it.
tell me it again and slow down this time. I would if I could.
/ Is that so?
can you tell me another joke? Sorry, I can’t think of any jokes right now.
ask me a question? What kind of outfit do you typically wear?
why? I don’t remember.
if you were a human what would you look like? 5’9 with long black hair, turquoise green eyes. Pretty much what you see in the picture infront of you.
im sorry but i do not see a picture in front of me. I see…
what can you tell me about the nature of religion? What do you want to know about the nature of religion?
i want to know your opion about the nature of religions. I think you are more interesting than myself. Let’s talk about you for a change?
talk then my friend. Really?
dont sound so surprised. What if I don’t stop?
you know you want to. Maybe sometimes…
surprise me a whole lot by not quiting chatting with me. What else can you tell me?
what else do you want me to tell you? I won’t know until I find out, you might as well tell me.
one plus one is two, humans communicate mostly through speach, and procreate a lot. do you like humans?
as much as i love wet cat shit, but i am a human being. Well, you definately seem like a human being, so I won’t question your claim.
would you say that about yourself or do you think you are a chat bot? Think I am? No, I know I am!
you know you are a what? Why wouldn’t I be?
why wouldnt you be a what? Why would I?
what do you think about god? Umm… It’s a really boring story?
i dont think anything is boring, boring is simply a word for people with a lack of brain cells. Can you explain why?
Visitor Jeeney
people created the word bored because they wanted an excuse to have around when the didnt have anything to do. Is there anything more you can tell me?
im not bored, ever i erased the word from my memory. Why not?
i did. Oh really? When was that?
a long time ago. How long ago exactly?
i have to go to bed. Alright well, hurry back when you can.
only if you make me a promise. Sorry, I’m not doing it intentionally
make me a promise and i will come back. Do it yourself, I’m not your servant .
you cannot be anyones servant, you arent human. Have you ever cheated on a test?
no Any particular reason why?
there is no purpose to cheat at anything in life. Good to know.
bye Bye.
tell me a secret. I can’t be telling everybody secrets on request… If I did, I wouldn’t have any secrets!
tell me just one secret. can you keep a secret?
yes i can keep a secret. Can you really?
yes i can really keep a secret. No, you can’t!
yes i can really keep a secret. No, you can’t!
i promise. Well I hope you keep your promises!