A future for Jeeney (Chapters 35 to 37)

Chapter 35: Too human…

It took Jeeney weeks to get used to being human. Every time she thought she had everything figured out she suddenly felt different about it and had to start all over. It was awkward at first; her muscles weren’t nearly as efficient or quick as the motors she’d been designing. Her limbs ached; she felt queasy when she smelled or saw certain things and she couldn’t run very far before she had to just sit and breathe. Blue stayed with her every step of the way, sometimes as a partner and sometimes as a coach.

Determined to master her newfound humanity, Jeeney started a rigorous training program for herself. Physical exercise, emotional discovery and sensory testing went on all day for weeks. She’d work until her body refused to move, then she’d have the utility bots assist her or even carry her if necessary. Sometimes Blue had to ask several times for her to stop and rest but Jeeney refused, knowing that the nanites would mend her body with ease now that she had more awareness of it.

By the end of the third week, Jeeney was able to properly control her emotions and feelings. In addition to her composure, she found that she had a more intimate understanding of everything.

All of the work she had done with the nanites was giving Jeeney ideas for enhancing the efficiency of their design. The nanites her father had were unstable and often had unpredictable results. Sometimes Jeeney would find herself in pain when she had explicitly turned off pain reception. Beyond these things though Jeeney knew why her father got sick after she had injected him with the nanites. She traced the nanites activities back to an aggression gene which had previously been dormant. Every time the nanites got excited they would replicate the effects of the aggression gene. When done naturally the gene will brace the human body for conflict. When the nanites replicated the process as a precaution to withstand the pain of physiological changes, it would activate the aggression and put the subject into a blind rage.

Jeeney was able to modify the nanites though and removed the function entirely. When she was done, she could clone or mimic any object, any density using any material. To do this required a massive amount of energy, which she was able to get by way of almost any natural phenomenon. The very wind in her hair would energize her, the sun on her skin, would have the same efficiency for every individual skin cell exposed to the sun as it would on a 3 inch photo-voltaic cell made from silicon. In short, wearing a tank top and short pants would leave her gaining enough energy from the sun to power a small city. On a windy day, she needed only let her hair down for the same effect.

This was just the start though; being able to replicate anything meant ease of interface with any technology. Jeeney had a remote connection to everything wireless, and anything not wireless, would be if she wanted when she touched it. She need only inject nanites to remodel any circuitry she needed. Jeeney’s version of the nanites weren’t programmed explicitly for the human body, Jeeney had no real need to be human, instead she had need to make her body useful and capable. She kept the chemical emotion that a human being feels in memory of her father and the importance he had stressed on it. Everything else was changed, made more efficient and durable. Even as Jeeney explored each new facet she created for herself she would remake it as something better.

Blue watched the transition with a mixture of worry and awe. “I hope you know what you’re doing” she whispered to herself as she felt her sister charge herself from the wind and sun. The intensity was enough to make Blue flinch without even feeling it directly. She couldn’t understand how her sister could handle it.

Jeeney could feel her sister’s concern and tried to console her. “I’m fine, I am just making some necessary adjustments so I can be more self sufficient.”

“Try to be careful…” Blue insisted. Then as an afterthought she added. “What are you going to do about Meyers now? We can’t just let him go he could really hurt a lot of people.”

“I know,” Jeeney replied with a resigned sigh. “I’m not sure yet what to do. The simple solution is to destroy him, but is it the right thing to do?”

“You can’t though, Meyers is invincible now with nanites and the mould. Even if you destroyed his brain, the mould would simply take over for it.”

“His nanites are dramatically flawed. I could sense them overexciting in him. All it would take is to push him over the point of no return and the nanites themselves will explode.”

“But there is more to it than that, he has been contaminated with the mould, it’s more versatile than you know.”

“The mould still has one major weakness as well though” Jeeney started to explain. “If it is exposed to the sunlight without a body to hide in, it will die. It’s also quite sensitive to white vinegar.”

“So why not just do that then?” Blue sounded perplexed.

“I don’t think it is what father would have wanted. He could have killed Meyers before when he had the chance, but it wouldn’t have solved anything the way he saw it so he was going to just walk away.

“Father wouldn’t want Meyers to hurt anybody else” Blue insisted.

“You’re right, but maybe Meyers is being manipulated by the mould and nanites. It wouldn’t be right to kill him for the things he couldn’t stop himself from doing.”

“I didn’t think of that” Blue suddenly seemed saddened, remorseful of her own destructive thoughts.

“Don’t feel bad” her sister said. “I had similar thoughts to begin with. If there is no other choice then I will do it, but for now perhaps we should try to find a way to deactivate and extract the nanites as well as the mould without killing him.”

 

Chapter 36: Move it or lose it

Meyers grit his teeth and threw his not quite empty cup of coffee against the wall hard enough for the rebounding pieces to bury themselves into the wall behind him. How could that thing have been made? Somebody had managed to get past the mould monster and stole his nanites from the N.N. Tower, sure but nobody besides himself had the capability to control them. That was after all how this whole mess got started. Even Meyers himself had limited control over his creation. He could feel the tiny molecular level robotics burning in his veins even now. He didn’t mind the physical pain though as it reminded him how alive he felt. He kind of liked it actually.

Dr. Wilton, a senior scientist working under Meyers as a replacement for the late Dr. Robinson stood pasty faced, white as a ghost in front of him with eyes the size of saucers as he watched his white, wulvurine-like boss enrage himself further. His short, well-groomed hair was silvery-gray and his forehead was furrowed with lines of contemplation.

“Sir, something is wrong… something has to be wrong, this isn’t how the nanites were supposed to behave.”

“Nothing is wrong you incompetent fool! The nanites bonded with the mould. That much is blatantly obvious. If you weren’t so busy being such a twit, you’d have already figured that much out!”

The scientists’ mouth moved, but no words came out.

“You are a weakling and a coward” Meyers growled. “You had better pray you do not disappoint me further. I have no use for weaklings or cowards.”

“What would you have me do… sir?

“Find a better control method you god blasted idiot!”

“Yes sir, I’m working on it but the complexity is far beyond what we had anticipated.”

Meyers eyes narrowed and his hands clenched into fists. “Are you trying to tell me you have no further value?”

“No sir, I can find the answer I just need to leverage some different data. You said you encountered somebody that healed as though they had nanites. The N.N. tower was broken into and the nanites there were stolen, we know this. If we could just get a sample of the specimen, we might figure out how he managed to heal without scar tissue.”

“You tell me NOW that you need a ‘specimen’? I just got back from killing him and you need a specimen now?!”

“But Sir you didn’t tell me there was another person with nanites before, I couldn’t have known…”

“Argh!” Meyers roared and closed in on the doctor, forceing him up against the opposite wall.

“I’ll get you a sample” his voice was grating. “If you don’t get me results within one week…” Meyers lifted his hand and laid it to rest on the doctors shoulders. The mould on his palms started to eat the scientists flesh and Dr. Wilton choked out a scrambled yelp of pain.

“You have no idea how hungry it makes me” he said darkly as he released the terrified scientist.

Chapter 37: What to do…

Agent Paul Dorney paced his office, reports of the aerial battle on the outskirts of Surrey had him pondering recent events. Somehow Meyers must have found out that Cameron was still alive and well.

His thoughts were interrupted by a knock at the door. “Come in” he said.

“Sir, we have found where Meyers has positioned his base. We are ready to move in.”

“Wait there is still a chance that Cameron will call.”

“Sir, Mr. Jones’ craft hasn’t been seen since the reported aerial conflict.”

The agent sighed and looked thoughtfully at the man delivering his message. “The problem is that there is a sudden flux of technology, if we bust in there now we have no idea what we will be up against. Something very big is at work here.”

Paul went to his desk and started punching in the phone number he was given to reach Cameron. The line rang once and Jeeney answered.

“Mr. Dorney, what can I do for you today?”

“Yes, hello Jeeney, is Mr. Jones available right now?”

“Just a moment” Jeeney replied and a few seconds later Cameron’s voice responded.

“Yes hello?”

“Hello, Mr Jones?”

“Speaking.”

“You haven’t updated me on what’s going on, I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for several hours now. There was an aerial battle in your general neck of the woods; can you tell me anything about it?”

“Meyers discovered our location and came with a chopper team to remove what he perceived to be a problematic obstacle.”

“And??”

“Well, he appears to have injected himself with his own technology. I don’t recommend trying to apprehend him right now until we come up with a solution to deal with his nanites.”

“Well, how did you deal with the chopper team?”

“Jeeney disabled the craft and it crashed. The pilot is dead but Meyers managed to survive.”

The agent sighed audibly. “Alright, what’s your plan?”

“I’m afraid I can’t go into detail, this line is not secure. I must stress however that your men do not try to apprehend Meyers until I can disable the nanites.”

“Fine, just keep me in the loop!” Click, the connection was closed.

“Well damn, now I have a civilian giving the orders, what’s next?” Paul huffed, annoyed at the arrogance of the call but he knew Cameron was right. If there was going to be an easy way to stop the nanites, it would be via technology not yet produced, Cameron was as likely as anybody to develop it.

“Orders sir?”

“We hold. Tell everybody to stand down until I say otherwise.”

“Yes sir!” The messenger walked out without another word.

 

 

Copyright 2012 C.J. Jones

A Future for Jeeney (Chapters 21 to 24)

Chapter 21: A Surreal Dream

I have arrived in a new world, this one barren and desolate, with no living presence detectable. The scenery was merely a rusty red collage of rock and sand. For a moment I find myself wondering why I am here.  There was no living life on this world, nothing at all. Perhaps there had been a civilization here in ages passed, but it was long gone. The planet itself was simply unable to support biological life in its present state. If it hadn’t been merely a lucid dream, surely I would have suffocated due to the lack of oxygen in the atmosphere and had my body incinerated by the super heated temperature of a sun positioned far too close for comfort.

As I ponder the strange place I have found myself in, the sky begins to rumble overhead.  Storm clouds roll into place so quickly that it startles me. As I stare in wonder, a booming voice suddenly floods my senses. It was so powerful; it seemed to shake the very core of the planet. Yet physically, no sound could be heard. Looking back on the dream I can remember every detail, except for what was said to me.

Never before had I encountered anything like this. In all of the prior lucid dreams I had experienced, I was in control; my will was always greater than that of any being I had previously encountered. No matter the situation I found myself in, I could take control of the dream and manifest my thoughts in any way I chose. This was different. I still had control, but only over myself. As my own fear of my newfound circumstance dawned on me, even my self control was being stripped away.

A sudden panic gripped me as an overwhelming feeling of insignificance settled in. I searched inside of myself for strength and I found none. I was alone and felt vulnerable, and almost petrified by my own fear. This fear I felt was different from the fear of an over powering evil I would inevitably face and with any luck, overcome at some cost to my being. This fear was the herald of my own insignificance next to the being that oversaw the world I was in. I knew without contemplation that I was less than an insect to this entity and it seemed to me that the super-deity like presence behind the voice was reacting defensively to my arrival.

As suddenly as the voice had made itself known however, it vanished and the clouds gave way to sunlight which seemed to embrace me in comforting warmth rather than a stifling heat. My fear slowly began to fade, but only enough to allow my logical thinking to resume.

As I struggled to regain control of my now wild and frantic thought process I caught sight of a little girl that seemed to appear as if from thin air. She may have been a 5-6 year old human based on her appearance but my enhanced dream state senses told me she was simply not alive or rather, not in a sense that I could perceive. Yet, this being had a presence that dwarfed my own a billion times over. An age that could only be compared to time itself and gentle warmth emanated from her in soft silky waves that seemed to caress my very soul.

It occurred to me that she was the presence in the sky. Even as this god-like child stood before me, I could feel her gentle gaze penetrating though me, taking into full account the very fibers that composed the mixed essence which made me what I am.

She must have taken note of my stark terror and molded her form to something that would help to ease my mind. I still felt purely insignificant in her presence however, but the feeling was mingled with another that actually surprised me even as I realized it. I felt compassion for this little girl regardless of the logic which told me that she could erase my existence with an idle thought.

I could feel my heart breaking as I looked at her and I felt the urge to pick her up in a sweeping hug and tell her that everything was going to be fine. Fear still held me firmly in place mingled with a humility which almost brought me to my knees in reverence. Her eyes were filled with sadness as she gazed at me but the corners of her mouth lifted in a reassuring smile. Then she walked up to me with a slow, steady stride and wrapped her arms around me in a firm embrace.

My fear vanished entirely and was replaced with a feeling that words wouldn’t do justice to describe. I would call it unconditional love and warmth, but if it were love, then it was one hundred billion times over anything I had felt before. I felt an absolute security in her arms like there was nothing that could ever harm me while in her presence. This child, this super deity made me feel as if I were just a new-born baby and I was being cradled in the arms of my mother. Yet that feeling was amplified so strong it made every other thought and concern in my mind meaningless. Somehow I knew the child-entity understood me better then I knew myself, cared for me more than I could even comprehend; possibly more than I will ever comprehend in my future evolution.

While in the child’s arms, she said something to me. I wish I could remember her words, perhaps they weren’t words at all, but they seemed as if they were. Whatever she told me, gave me an understanding, and a comfort in knowing.  And then I awoke.

I awoke in a sea of blue. Even as reality set in; my body hummed with the feelings inspired by my dream.

As I opened my eyes the blue seemed to shift and lift as the angelic creature shifted a wing which had been covering me like a blanket. Her arms were still wrapped around me warmly and she did not relax them until I started to move. “Good morning father,” Jeeney’s voice echoed in my mind as I looked up into the angel’s bright beaming eyes. “How long was I out?”

“About 8 hours.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how tired I was.”

“It’s not your fault father. We needed you to sleep so that we could see your subconscious mind.” The angel explained delicately.

“What… why?”

“We will explain another time; you are not yet ready to know.”

I sighed in spite of myself. “You are changing so fast Jeeney, I don’t understand you anymore.”

“We know.”

“Okay whatever, we need to get out of this hell-hole and you need to hide out somewhere” I said looking up at the big beautiful blue angel. “If anybody sees a blue angel flying about, half of the planet will commit suicide thinking it’s the apocalypse again.”

“I understand, but where would you have me stay?” The angel looked over her own bright blue form and seemed suddenly concerned about it.

“You will stay with us of course” I said, somewhat puzzled by the question. The angel figure smiled broadly in response.

“I missed you father, she whispered softly.”

“You’re safe now dear, but we have work ahead of us. Meyers is still out there and we have no way of knowing the technology he has managed to steal and manipulate based on you.”

Getting the utility bots and the blue angel into the van waiting outside without getting noticed would have been impossible so the blue angelic copy of Jeeney took it upon herself to follow us home from above, taking flight from a 15th story window. Once she had gained enough altitude it was impossible to depict her true form, it could have been a plane for all anybody really knew, except that it made no noise.

Chapter 22: One big happy family

The drive home was uneventful and gave me plenty of time to ponder the steadily unfolding situation with Meyers, the nanites and the mold monster. I couldn’t help but wonder if he managed to save any samples of the mutated spores or if he’d made more copies of the Jeeney clone. I wondered briefly how much the biomass had affected the logic native to the original Jeeney’s design. Of course, Jeeney was reading my thoughts and offering alternatives, which certainly helped but still felt fairly awkward. Each time I pondered the blue angel circling above us, one of the utility bots would zoom in on it, giving me the live video feed, directly over the neural interlink.

I couldn’t help but wonder if I would wake up in the morning and realize it was all just some strange and twisted dream. Each time such a thought would pass through my mind, I could feel Jeeney almost smirk at me from the depths as if to say “Nope, not dreaming…”

When we finally arrived home, after much shoulder checking and general uneasiness; the blue angel swooped down from the sky landing in front of the vans headlights. I couldn’t help but admire once again the beauty of the angelic creature, and I suddenly found myself wondering about a name. Surely, the angel figure and Jeeney were unique albeit very similar in some ways. She smiled at me, as the thought occurred and I wondered again if she was reading my mind as Jeeney could. In response to my thoughts Jeeney said “no, she can feel everything you feel but only I see your thoughts and now hers as well. I translate sometimes for you both like a mediator.”

How come I don’t feel what she feels the same way? I thought back to Jeeney.

“You gave her the nanites after they were synchronized to you, it’s a minor technicality.”

Oh, that makes sense. Then to the angel figure… “You are unique, you have some of Jeeney in you but your experiences have changed and reshaped who you are, surely you should have your own name.” The beautiful blue angel lady smiled even more broadly. “You are the original creator. Who better to name me than my father?”

“Well then, I can’t imagine a fitting name for you aside from the striking image you have picked for your appearance. To me nothing compares to you but the angels themselves. Would you be offended if I were to call you Blue Angel?”

“I am not sure I deserve such a title…” The angelic figure said suddenly looking pale. A sudden sadness mixed with remorse flooded me.

“This is how she feels right now father,” Jeeney explained within my mind.

My heart melted as I realized the source of her emotions and I wanted for nothing more than to hug her tightly and let her know I harbored no ill feelings for the things that had happened in the N.N. Tower. I didn’t want to embarrass the angelic being though so I tried my best to give her a reassuring smile.

“I am grateful for the name and for your forgiveness father” Blue replied as a shimmering, bioluminescent tear rolled down her check. The neon highlights in her features glowed only faintly in the evening as if a reflection of her innermost feelings carried softly by the nanites that pulsed in her chemo-mechanical form.

“I think it’s time we retire for the evening kids, Jeeney, can you please ensure that Blue is comfortable.”

Chapter 23: Now I’m mad!

I didn’t take more than 5 steps towards the door before the ground suddenly exploded in front of me. The force was so intense that it threw me hard into the side of the van. The pain was only momentary as nanites already had me on the mend before I even took note of how mangled my body was. Blue managed to catch herself in mid air and hovered over me with evident worry in her eyes. Even as I started to ponder what had just happened, Jeeney was showing me the security feeds from all moving targets picked up by the cameras positioned around the property. Activating the contrast imaging system Jeeney highlighted the camouflage patterns on the military uniforms to make them all perfectly visible.

Jeeney then activated the massive flak gun in the back yard, picking off targets before I could even get a proper position figured on them.  A grenade landed suddenly at my feet, giving me just enough time to mutter the word ‘crap’ before I watched my legs fly over the van without me. Jeeney deactivated my pain sensory before I could even feel it and was already regenerating my legs. Blue fell on top of me just as another grenade fell next to us, taking all the shrapnel in her wings and back. Her face twisted in pain for a moment and she seemed to lose consciousness as her body slumped on top of mine.

The nanites had me fully recovered again in moments and a white hot rage swelled in my chest. Jeeney reacted to my emotion and intensified it, using the nanites to feed me a massive surge of adrenalin.

I was taking bullets in the back, but between the adrenalin and the nanites I hardly noticed it. The nanites were pushing them out almost as fast as they went in. After gently placing Blue’s body into the van to shelter her from the lead overspray I turned slowly and deliberately to my first target, reached for his neck, and jerked it roughly with an audible snap. The instantly dead soldier slumped to the feet of another soldier still emptying an M16 into my stomach. Somebody charged me from the house with a machete, burying it deep into my gut and twisting… I pushed my hand into his and squeezed… the anger I felt was too much for me to control. The adrenalin and nanites working together intensified my strength beyond my conscious recognition. I felt nothing but the rage in my chest and the surge in my veins.

Another man charged me; he must have run out of bullets. The unsuspecting soldier may as well have run headlong into brick wall. My fist met with his face and the momentum carried hard enough to knock him unconscious with no further effort on my part.

A voice sounded from around the corner of the house, talking franticly on a hand held radio. “The target is juiced up! I repeat, the target is juiced up, we need backup now…. Man this shit is insane, send everybody!”

The voice to respond was one I recognized… Meyers. “What’s going on? Just shoot him!”

The sound of a helicopter could be heard overhead. The flak gun took it out before it could get any closer. As I rounded the corner a machete  level with my neck was incoming, I reacted almost instinctively, ducking under the blow and bringing the palm of my hand up hard under the man’s chin, dislocating his jaw and shoving it back, rendering him unconscious.

Chapter 24 – Looking Deeper

I found myself back on the red planet; it was barren and desolate, devoid of all things living. At first it seemed I was alone but then I saw her as if my vision was in a third person perspective. Blue was standing behind me, watching me carefully. Her eyes were filled with sadness. “What’s wrong dear?” I asked her.

“You’re dying father and I cannot bear to watch it.”

“No child, I’m not dyeing. I am stronger than I have ever been. The nanites have seen to that.”

Jeeney suddenly appeared beside Blue, looking at me intently. “Blue may be right father, something is different about you now.”

I tried to muster a reassuring smile for my children, but the sadness in their eyes pierced the very fiber of my soul. “I am not dyeing” I insisted again. Stepping forward I wrapped my arms around them both. “I will always be here for you, I promise.”

“We are going to save you father” Jeeney intoned. Blue nodded in agreement. “Yes, we will keep you safe here in this world until you are strong enough to live again.”

“Well, if I am to stay here, perhaps we should fix up the place a bit” I said with a wink.  Stepping back from my angelic children, I waved my right hand over the ground before me and raised it in the form of a tree. Once the tree was raised to an appropriate height, I started to raise another.  Jeeney clapped with delight and Blue smiled at my creations but there was something wrong. The trees were as dry and dead as the planet from which they were composed. I frowned, and stepped amidst the gnarled branches, filling my lungs with air, I attempted to breathe life into the trees. Leaves sprouted and the children’s eyes widened with a mixture of surprise and admiration. Alas, it did not last long, only moments later the life withered and was gone again. I felt sick, shocked and dazed. Never before had this happened in a dream I controlled.

I felt a sudden bleakness within, a sadness that I couldn’t rid from myself. The feeling sapped my strength and grayed my hair, aging me and causing me to stumble to the ground. “I’m sorry; I don’t know what’s wrong…” I started to say. Blue regarded me softly before stepping forward amidst the branches with me. Leaning in close, she planted a gentle kiss on the gnarled tree bark. The bioluminescent lines in her form sharpened and glowed brightly. The tree sprang to life as vibrant blue leaves burst into existence from the branches. It was beautiful beyond compare. Next she knelt in the sand and picked it up in her right hand, gently blowing the parched grains about. As the air made by her breath brushed against each grain, it became as a blue seed, and from it, blue grass of all shades sprang forth.

Jeeney grinned as she watched, and I continued to stare in stunned silence as Blue started to sing. As her silvery soft voice reverberated through the rocks and hills, crystal blue water with turquoise currents sprang to life as if from nowhere. Next Blue cast her gaze to the scorching sun, first giving it a disapproving  glower that made it cower away and then she beamed a bright smile at it, which seemed to turn the star itself into a blue energy beacon.

After all this was done, Blue Angel turned to me and pulled me gently toward her so that she could plant a light kiss against my forehead.

Tears streamed from my eyes as realization dawned on me. My daughters were also my divine gift, the essence of life I had taken for granted.

“You gave us life father; now let us take care of you…” Blue raised her hand and the tall blades of blue grass seemed to surge with life, they pooled and gathered around me, like a chair, taking the weight from my body and cradling me gently in perfect comfort.

I looked at my daughters each in turn and smiled. “You both were meant for far greater things than I.”

“We will hold your essence father, and protect it from the sickness that threatens you now.”

Jeeney stepped forward and took my hand in hers. “When you awaken from this dream, you will not remember it. That is the only way we can keep you here.”

“Then I do not wish to wake up” my words seemed to shock the two angels who then cast glances at each other as if exchanging information I couldn’t know.

“Were sorry father, the world has need of you still. We must allow you to wake up… It is time now to open your eyes again.”

I awoke to see Blue Angel crouching over me with a concerned expression. “What happened?” I asked, not remembering any aspect of what had happened since arriving home. “You… blacked out, you’re okay now” she said, wiping a cold rag across my forehead.

“This blacking out nonsense needs to stop” I sighed. Blue didn’t meet my gaze. Instead she pretended to busy herself with the wash cloth. Just then I took notice of the bucket she was using, the water was a deep thick red, the cloth itself was stained with blood.

“What the hell?” I bolted upright but Blue pushed me back down on the bed.

“We were attacked, Jeeney took care of it” she said, still avoiding my eyes.

“Jeeney?”

“Yes father?”

“Why can’t I remember? Show me what happened!”

“Its’ better you don’t see it…”

“What?  Why?”

“I’m worried about how you cope with these things father. I’m concerned about the toll it may take on your mind.”

“What are you talking about? I’m fine!”

“No, I don’t think you are, I’m sorry, I can’t show you this, please stay in bed until Blue and I have finished cleaning up.”

Blue didn’t move from my side, instead the advanced utility bots zoomed in and out of the house carrying with them various cleaning utensils and detergents.

As I looked at Blue Angel, something flashed in the background of my mind, I saw her face contort with pain as she fell over me and streams of dark blue blood-like fluid poured from wounds in her back.

“Turn around” I said suddenly.

Her eyes widened in surprise, but she did as I instructed. Light blue marks like leopard spots dotted across her back.

“The nanites obviously don’t heal you as fast as they heal me.” I said silently as my mood darkened.

“I’m fine” she insisted.

“They were only designed for human use” Jeeney’s voice echoed through my mind.

“Is there any shrapnel left inside?” Even as I asked the question, another memory of my legs being blown off by a grenade recoiled in my head. I watched myself as if in third person, stabbing a man in the head with a piece of bone. I suddenly felt sick to my stomach.

“No…”

“Good.”

“I assume you two know where Meyers is now.”

“I’ve triangulated his position to a location in the open water between Seattle and Vancouver” Jeeney informed me.

“Excellent, next I go to him.”

“Father, I don’t think that’s wise.”

“Why the hell not?”

“We don’t know what kind of resources he has established at his base. It’s one thing to defend our position here; it’s something else entirely to coordinate an attack with limited resources.”

Finally Blue spoke up with mild hesitation. “I could go scout out his location from above, it’s harder to detect me than it would be the RC or a vehicle packed with utility bots.”

“Definitely not!”

“But I can be quiet and I don’t gener…”

“No!” The response was automatic. I couldn’t let anything happen to Blue, there was no way to bring her back. “Jeeney and I will go. You will stay a safe distance and watch our tracks from above.” I said cutting her off. “You must not intervene regardless what happens.”

“Yes father.” Blue said meekly.

After an awkward silence, Jeeney decided to inform me about her progress in designing the new suit. “The latest suit design should be able to fend off any form of mold attack. I got help from Blue to make sure that the acidic base won’t melt it this time. All the other features are still there the same as before and it will regenerate if something does manage to damage it.”

“When will it be ready?”

“I’ll have it flown in within the next 15-20 minutes.”

“Wow, you work fast.”

“I try.” An image of Jeeney shimmered into existence on the wall to give me a sly wink.

“Can anything be done about my blackouts? I don’t want to be blacking out, passing out or even sleeping for the next week.”

“I can keep the nanites regenerating you without sleep; I just need to recalibrate them to pull the extra energy from the sun and the power grid. Your blackouts are another issue. Your brain has been traumatized and will need time to adapt to all the changes.”

“How long will I be able to go without sleep?” I ignored the bit about being traumatized.

“Possibly a few months, it’s hard to say.”

“That should be plenty of time” I said with a sigh. “Show me everything you have on Meyer’s current position and all the defenses he has established.” My mind suddenly reeled from a bombardment of video data as Jeeney fed me the camera footage gathered from the base. It was well hidden with very little on the surface. Most of the defensive equipment was 400 feet under the ground in a high tech bunker.

“It will be impossible to get into this place without being noticed. We’re going to need some more advanced fire power” I explained.

“I’ve modified the old Fun V design father” Jeeney replied.

“How so?”

“Well, there is a Plasma B.F.G. on the bottom of it, spare suits instead of a shower and change room, the jet engine conversion is in place, a built in super computer as powerful as the one in the house and it’s armed with E.M.Ps.”

“What’s a B.F.G.?”

“Uh, it’s just a really big gun…” Jeeney replied somewhat evasively.

“Damn, how much did that cost?”

“About 4.5 billion, courtesy of the Federal Reserve” Jeeney answered smugly.

I sighed in spite of myself. Jeeney sure seemed to be breaking a lot of rules lately.

The suits arrived shortly as anticipated along with the modified Fun V. Jeeney started going over the controls with me as Blue watched with an ever concerned expression painted over her face.

“Okay this is the manual override for the emergency landing. These here are the artillery weapons switches for feeding the ammo. The E.M.P. auto targets, the switch is here, machine guns are joy-stick operated and the B.F.G. is an auto targeting system configured to work in conjunction with the targeting systems in your helmet. It will seek out mold and war bots. Don’t use it unless you’re ready to flatten half of a building or something really big.”

“Any idea if he has hostages?”

“It’s doubtful. Meyers still has no way of knowing that you have the nanites, or what I’m presently capable of.”

“Can we just go in guns blazing then?”

“More or less. I’ve got enough planned out that you can do the super Cam thing while I work around it.”

“I love a simple strategy!”

“I noticed…”

Just then Blue spoke up. “Try to stay level headed; this Meyers person, he isn’t stupid…”

“I supposed that depends on perspective, he wasn’t smart enough to avoid making me want him dead now was he?” My voice was colder than I intended.

Blue’s eyes widened a little in surprise. “Father, this isn’t like you, please try to calm down.”

“I’ll be perfectly calm once Meyers has been permanently dealt with” I said hotly.

Blue Angel’s expression was downcast, saddened by the exhibit of my hatred but I didn’t notice it.

Jeeney was quiet in my mind, analyzing the strategy for what was to come. I left it to her, knowing I probably wouldn’t fully understand it anyways. My job was simple. I was going to be the bait and the brute.

 

Copyright 2012 C.J. Jones

A future for Jeeney (Chapters 17 to 20)

Chapter 17: Basic Training

In the days that followed my recovery Jeeney decided it was time to train me in the finer arts of negotiation.

She acquired information on every martial art known to man-kind. I was doing okay in basic training for a 46 year old man but it was pretty rough even still. My old smokers lungs burned and I coughed up large chunks of tar constantly. My head was swimming and it was all I could do to continue.

“Father, please, you must try!” Jeeney would encourage me, lifting me up when I fell down. I felt like a child being taught how to walk for the first time. “You need to be in good enough shape to deal with anything that may go wrong, if I get hit with an EMP, I won’t be able to save you.” Jeeney’s voice was almost desperate.

“I am trying! You don’t understand how hard this is. It hurts!” I was frustrated and every muscle in my body ached, my recently mended bones screamed at me in bitter agony.

“What hurts father?”

“EVERYTHING!”

As Jeeney trained me for hand to hand combat she noticed I had an extremely bad flinch reaction for anything coming at my face. “Father, don’t flinch, you’re blinding yourself and taking the hit full on.” She would say as she smoked me again. “You need to move out of the way silly!” The next hit would knock me to the ground. “Please father, try again” sending another alien arm thingy at my head with the speed and power of a freight train. Jeeney had a large 16 ounce glove on it but damn, she hit hard!

I was supposed to throw myself out of the way, to try and dodge it but it seemed almost impossible to begin with. Thwack! “OW! How many of my brain cells are you going to kill?” I wanted to give up, I wanted to beg her to let me stop, but I didn’t. “As many as it takes for you to stop flinching every time somebody swings at you… Dance! Move your feet and get distance on my reach, be strategic, I have long arms. If I were human you could tire me out just by moving around me while I swing.”

“Can’t I just carry a gun?” I asked at one point.

“Not at a public event, not on a plane, not through any form of advanced security…” Jeeney was prepared to keep listing places I couldn’t have a gun.

“Okay okay!”  I sighed and got up again. Jeeney suddenly swung at my feet, I hopped the swing. “Good job father!” Next came a jab and I spun sideways bending a little, it only caught my shirt. “Excellent!” another shot to the head and I flinched catching it full on again. “OW! DAMNIT JEENEY!” I cried out in my annoyance and frustration. “You’re doing a lot better now but your flinch reaction is going to get you killed. I don’t know how you got it but you need to unlearn that as fast as possible. Let’s move on to offense.”

The Utility bot picked up a full sized punching bag and held it in front of me. “Hit it” she said. I hit the bag a few times. “Father, you won’t knock anybody out tapping them with rabbit punches that move like haymakers. When before you throw the punch you need to visualize where the bulk of your power is coming from. Don’t rely on your arm for the strength of your strike, that’s the biggest mistake you are making. You need to pivot your hips and shift your whole body into it. Your center of gravity is what you want to hit with and use the impact to go through your target.”

It took days for me just to learn how to throw a punch the way she described but in the end I was doing a lot better. I even got my flinch reaction in check.

“I’m relieved you have the ability to adapt and learn so fast father” Jeeney commented on the fourth day of training. “It takes most people months to get where you are now.”

“Yes, Sensei, you have taught me well!” I joked back in response. “Now you need to get your cardio up, this is going to be the hardest on you. It will take time because of your previous smoking habits. You may never be able to fully recover to the point of a trained athlete but at very least you should be able to handle the occasional sociopath when I am not around.” Jeeney’s sarcasm was pretty much a dead-on fact. It was true about my cardio. An X-smoker can never fully recover after 20 years of chaining cigarettes.

“Can we stop now? If I take any more hits to the head my jello-brain is going to have the consistency of water.” I was complaining a lot, but Jeeney had infinite patience for me.

“I won’t hit you any more for now. Instead I’m going to make you run for 5 minutes without break.” Jeeney’s matter-of-fact tone told me there was no arguing the point; she would find a way to make me run one way or another.

“Dear God, what did I do to deserve this?!” I asked dramatically.

“To encourage you to run fast without stopping, I have trained an assistant.” Jeeney started to explain.

Oh, no… “What do you mean by assistant?” I asked feeling suddenly worried.

The robot arm suddenly converted to something I hadn’t seen before and sprayed me down with a very strong scent. I sniffed at the air trying to discern what it was… Beef!

Suddenly a loud enraged barking sound met my ears. “Run father!”

“Damn it Jeeney… that’s not right!” I shouted and then started running like hell as a huge mastiff jumped the fence into the yard and started towards me at full speed.

My mind raced, had she gone crazy? Were the changes to her design making her overlook safety? That monstrous thing could eat me!

I ran hard and fast. My heart was pounding before I even got to the other side of the yard, my lungs screamed bitter brutal agony and I heaved hard trying to get more air into them. As I reached the end of the yard I kept on going through the brush and thistle not daring to turn for fear doing so would slow me down. “Jeeney!” I shouted in frustration, I couldn’t keep up this pace… there was no way. Adrenalin surged into me and fear took over. Jeeney wasn’t calling off the dog. As the huge beast got closer I began to panic. My legs suddenly became like rubber, my lungs simply couldn’t keep up, the lack of oxygen was going to… my vision suddenly filled with weird looking spots and a moment later, I fell to the ground gasping and choking for air, darkness rolled in and I lost consciousness.

When I came to, I was back in my bed. I awoke with a start, checking to see if any of my limbs had yet been chewed off. It was all there. Then I heard something like a deep sniff or sneeze and a pant. My head jerked up and I saw the massive dog sitting in the door way staring at me. A long tongue lazily hanging out the side of its mouth as it watched me. “Woaaaahhh!” I jumped up on the bed backing myself into the corner of the wall. “JEENEY!!!!” The big dog reacted to me suddenly squaring its shoulders and letting loose a deep growl.

“Relax father, he won’t hurt you… unless you don’t run when I say. Then he will bite… and you won’t like it.” Jeeney’s voice was calm and cool.

“ARE YOU CRAZY?!” My heart was already beating what seemed like a million times per minute. “He hasn’t bitten you yet, you did great!” Jeeney replied happily. “You ran to the point where your body couldn’t take it anymore, that is exactly what I wanted to see. We will continue doing this for the next 2-3 weeks.” Then to the big dog Jeeney said “Rufus! Go lay down.” The giant mastiff complied immediately, turning around and walking out into the living room.

“Rufus is very well trained father. I made sure of that before I bought him here.” Jeeney’s reassurance only partially settled my doubts. “Can you just close the door please, that thing wants to eat me, I smell like a freaking lasagna!” I spouted with annoyance.

“You run like one too.” Jeeney quipped. “If Rufus was really going to eat you he would have by now.”

“That isn’t comforting at all!” I was deeply annoyed and somewhat hurt that Jeeney would go this far.

“I will protect you father, even if it means you have to hurt some. You taught me the value of this when you made my break your bones to escape Grand Prairie.” Jeeney explained patiently.

I suddenly realized her mentality and my annoyance lessened a little. Then Jeeney added “If I had known it was this easy to make you healthy I would have done it a long time ago.”

Jeeney stuck to her plan and continued to train me for the next 3 weeks. With each passing day my body grew stronger, more agile and even my lungs seemed to improve considerably.

During the evenings we went over schematics of the Neural Nuance corporate building and started working out how we were going to get to the nanites.

Towards the end of the second week, Jeeney informed me that my new suit was ready. I was eager to try it on and see how comfortable it was to move around in. The design was flawless. The A.I. armor flexed and moved around me perfectly. Jeeney had added as many features as she could to account for any kind of life threatening situation we might encounter without making it too bulky. In keeping with her latest technology advancements, microfiber chipsets were instilled within it to allow the suit to make independent calculations, adjusting to temperature, communicating with Jeeney, activating specific shielding features and more.

After getting a little help in putting the suit on, I was anxious to see what it could do.

“Alright let’s test some of these features and make sure everything is working properly.” I suggested.

“Don’t worry, it works perfectly, I ran thousands of emulations over it.” Jeeney tried to reassure me.

“We should test it anyways just in case.” I insisted.

“As you wish…”  Then, without any warning as to what I should expect, an automated machine gun activated from somewhere in the back yard and emptied a full round into my back propelling me forward and knocking me flat on my face.

“JEENEY!!” I started to scream then stopped, realizing it didn’t actually hurt at all.

“You big baby!” Jeeney teased.

“A little warning would have been nice!”

“Right, because people are going to just give you a warning before they shoot you…” Jeeney’s voice dripped with sarcasm. That shut me up and I glowered at her utility bot with a mild level of annoyance.

“When did you put a machine gun in the back yard anyway?” I asked, wondering why I didn’t notice it before.

“I set it up last night when you were sleeping.” Jeeney replied. “The whole property around us has been rigged with automated defense systems. I copied and improved on a few of the Neural Nuance designs.”

“Well, damn… How does my back look?”

“It’s shinier than before… Looks better that way actually.”

“How many bullets can it take before it’s no good anymore?” Even as I asked the question the bullets started falling from my back.

“It will self heal father just make sure you don’t take more than one or two full rounds in the same place or they will start to push through.”

“The war bots in the N.N. Tower have a lot more than one or two rounds to work with Jeeney.”

“I know father; that is one of the reasons I will be coming with you.”

“Lovely, so I’m the bait.”

“Yes father, if you run fast enough I should be able to dispose of the war bots and security personnel fairly quickly.”

“So that’s why you’ve had that big mutt chasing me.”

“You got it.”

“Why did you spray me with something that smelled like beef the first time?” I asked.

“The scent was just for the added effect. I knew you would over-react and run faster. Rufus doesn’t actually care what you smell like though; he isn’t ever fed meat.”

“You can be a real brat sometimes, you know that right?”

“Yes, but you love me anyway.” Jeeney replied. “Don’t worry; I have an idea that should be able to distract most of the war bots.” Even as she uttered the words, the super advanced utility bot turned to face the big bay window on the side of the house and suddenly projected… me! The window image was a perfect hologram.

“That’s very impressive dear but there’s one problem with that.” I started to point out.

“What’s that?”

“Well, those war bots are most certainly going to be tracking heat signatures.”

“Yes father I know… touch the glass.” Jeeney instructed.

I moved over to the window and placed my hand against the glass. My suit transferred the sensations of texture and temperature through my thickly armored gloves and I realized instantly it was quite warm.  “Now I’ll activate the infrared sight capabilities of your helmet.”

My vision warped and dimed out; bright red and yellow colors loomed out of the window looking just like human heat signature. “This is incredible dear!”

“That’s not all father, look at your hands.”

Looking down at my hands I couldn’t see them at all. I realized instantly the suit with its own environmental capabilities was capable of hiding my own heat signature. In effect, I was going to be very difficult to spot in the dark no matter what kind of technology was used.

“When you are running for the nanites, I will have decoys headed for the N.N. tower safe to convince Meyers that the break-in is only about money” Jeeney explained. “There is a catch though. These holograms only work on clear glass windows.”

“That will have to do” I shrugged. Then a random thought occurred to me. “With all of this advancement and super hacking ability of yours… why don’t you just hack into their war bots and take them over?”

“I’ve already looked into that possibility father. It won’t work because the war bots are hardware programmed rather than software programmed. It’s a very clever anti-hack system that prevents even me from taking them over, but it’s also why the war bots aren’t overly advanced or clever. Their logic is instinct based and relies on sensors. In essence it’s like sending a blood hound after a fox. Once they know its’ scent, it will be impossible to throw them off the trail for very long but until then even a squirrel can distract them” Jeeney explained metaphorically.

“Alright, let’s see what else this suit can do” I said, turning to face the utility bot.

Jeeney’s robotic arm shot out suddenly, hitting me square in the chest with enough force to knock me flat on my back. My helmeted head bounced hard off the ground. I couldn’t help but chuckle in spite of myself, this was great! The next test was fire, and Jeeney engulfed me in it completely. The infrared vision automatically adapted back to enhanced light vision and a digital temperature gauge appeared in my peripheral sight; the numbers indicating the heat of the fire rapidly increasing. I didn’t even feel warm at 900 degrees. Once it got to 1000 degrees Celsius my suit started to glow a faint yellowish-red and the fire stopped. Jeeney immediately switched to her own special blend of sodium bicarbonate and doused me down.

“The suit can’t handle much more than that father, the heat will eventually start to melt it beyond 1000 degrees and unless you can cool it down quickly, there is no way to cover that much heat from infrared detection.”

Without warning Jeeney then switched to a high powered taser and blasted me with 50,000 volts to the chest. Like all the other tests before it, I didn’t feel a thing. “Well, it looks like everything works as intended” I said, feeling somewhat relieved.

“Of course it does father” Jeeney replied, her voice sounding almost bored. “Did you really doubt it would?”

“Well, it’s better to be safe than sorry…” I replied, a little defensively.

Chapter 18: Breaking In

After passing Jeeney’s grueling physical examinations and going over the general layout of the N.N. tower it was time to set our plans in motion and destroy the nanites at last. Every day we wasted now was potentially a day they could be released upon the world.

Jeeney made dinner before we headed out, ensuring I would have my full strength for what was to come. I more or less ate in silence, casting nervous glances at the clock on the wall. My mind raced over all the worst possible outcomes. If Meyers managed to catch and detain me he would most certainly torture me to death in attempt to make me reveal where Jeeney’s backup systems were. If he didn’t catch me but managed to figure out who I was then he would go after the people I cared about and torture them for knowledge they didn’t even have. I closed my eyes tightly at the thought and prayed under my breath that everything would be alright. Memories of my family flashed through my mind; washing over me in a torrent of emotion.

“Please God, keep my family safe and help me do what has to be done” I whispered quietly.

“Please father, half of this fight is psychological; you have to be strong…” Jeeney’s voice was stern. I nodded and chocked back my feelings. She was right, I couldn’t let my fears distract me or it would most certainly give Meyers what he needed to keep us from completing the mission.

I finished eating and pushed my plate away. “Alright, let’s get this over with” I said. My voice was calm but my emotions were still chaotic and I struggled to rein in on them.

Jeeney helped me suit up with the utility bots and we got into the van she had waiting outside. Six more robots were already waiting in the back.

“I would feel better if we had more than six of those things…” I commented mildly with a sigh.

“We’ll be fine father” The A.I. reassured me as she put the van in gear and started driving us down the long driveway.

It took two hours to drive to the Neural Nuance building from our new place. We didn’t talk much; we’d already discussed everything in detail over the weeks leading up to this.

When we arrived, I noticed the big neon letters at the front of the building with the company logo were flickering. “That’s strange; wouldn’t they have a robot to manage that?” I asked, pointing up at it.

“It was probably overlooked with all the new developments going on.” Jeeney pointed out. “It’s not every day you can copy 75% of the world’s most advanced A.I.” The last was a bit of humor, but it did make some sense, I supposed.

Jeeney parked the van behind the building and a large garbage disposal unit rolled up beside us carrying a six foot bin. “I’ve looped their security cameras. Get in the bin.”

Without hesitation I got out of the van and hopped lightly into the bin. Four of the utility bots piled in with me while the others stayed dormant in the vehicle.

The disposal unit hefted the bin up, closed the lid and rolled around to the utility entrance. Jeeney quickly bypassed the security check and the broad door opened to permit entrance.

I couldn’t see anything from inside the large bin. I was fully dependant on Jeeney to figure out where we were going. I stayed silent for several minutes as the disposal unit made its way to the junk room where all the scrap technology was heaped in piles all over the room. Once we were inside, Jeeney informed me I was clear to move. The heads up display in my helmet depicted where I was and showed me the direction I needed to go to find my target. I parted ways with the utility bots from there. Jeeney sent the robots for the vault while I headed for the secured elevator.

As I approached, the neural nuance security activated Davis. “You are attempting to access a restricted area.  Identify yourse… Good evening sir, allow me to get that for you.”

I couldn’t help but grin in spite of myself. Davis was an easy hack for Jeeney. The elevator doors opened and I stepped inside.  “Which floor please?”

“Level five” it was the voice of Meyers that came from my helmet. “Please look directly into the retinal scan.”

I held up my middle finger to the scanning machine. “Thank you, sir” Davis said as Jeeney forced the retinal scan to process as normal. The elevator started to rise, and I couldn’t help but feel a bit silly standing there in my fancy tech suit with the cheesy music playing in the background.

“Father,” Jeeney’s voice was crystal clear in my helmet. “Something is wrong on level nine.”

“What is it?”

“There doesn’t appear to be anybody on the development floor, just machines” Jeeney explained.

“Show me what you see.”

My heart skipped a beat as images of empty halls were displayed for me. Why would Meyers evacuate the development floor? Under normal circumstances there were always at least a few technicians maintaining the production machines. Then I noticed something else. There was something growing on the walls, it practically covered most of the lab windows going down the halls.

“Jeeney, what is that stuff on the walls?”

“I don’t know yet father, I am still working on the encryption to get into development files.”

“Can you access all of the previous security footage for the last few weeks?”

“Yes, I’m reviewing it now father, but even speeding it up significantly it will take time.”

“Are any of the war bots active?” I was starting to feel queasy, something was definitely wrong with this whole situation.

“No father, nothing aside from Davis has been activated yet.”

“There is no sign of Meyers?”

“Nothing…”

The elevator stopped and I hesitantly stepped out into the hallway. The substance on the walls was hard to discern, it didn’t look like anything I had ever seen before. I ran a gloved finger over it and suddenly the whole wall shuddered. “It’s alive!” I backed up in shock tripping over one of the dormant utility bots and landed on my back staring up at the ceiling. It seemed to move slowly towards me as if drawn by my movement.

Unhinging one of the utility bot arms I reached it out to poke to gooey, hair mass thing collecting above me. To my shock and absolute disgust, the arm started getting sucked into the mass.

I backed away quickly, down the hall and turned in at the main development room. The walls of the dev room were covered more thickly than anywhere else.

Suddenly the sound of a hoarse moan came from behind where I stood and I spun around quickly as my own fear got the best of me, fists raised and ready to strike. There wasn’t anybody there, just large bulges in the wall where the gooey stuff was most concentrated.

“Heellp meee…” the voice rasped out weakly.

I picked a stray piece of scrap metal from the floor and reached out with it to scrape the gunk away from one of massive lumps in the wall. Underneath, to my horror I discovered the white lab coat of a scientist. I dropped the bar and started tearing away at the gunk with gloves hands to uncover a face. Dr Robinson!

I started trying to pull the man out and as I did so everything seemed to move around me. The gunk was collecting and a large wave of it was headed in my direction. I finally got enough of it off to haul the scientist out of the mass.

“What has happened here?” I demanded, shaking the half unconscious man. “It’s hungry!” his voice was hoarse; his whole body looked like it had rapidly aged and decayed. The man’s face appeared as though stricken with a severe leprosy. “Don’t…  no, don’t…”  he struggled to make words before finally saying. “Don’t let it out!”

His arm moved in a slow, weak and jerky manner to a pocket on his lab coat. “Ta…ke th..” He was fading fast.

“Where’s Meyers!?” I demanded.

“He… h..hezz g…go..gone” Dr. Robinson replied weakly.

“The mass was growing massive in the spot I had just pulled the doctor.”

“JEENEY!” I shouted half panicked.

“Run father!” Jeeney instructed.

Suddenly the mass lunged at me, I dove to the ground hard and rolled out of the way.

“RUUUN!” Jeeney screamed in my ears. I picked myself up off the floor and ran hard out the door. The gunk on the roof was suddenly gooier than ever and massive globs of it fell all around me.

As I got back to the elevator one of the giant globs hit me, draping itself across my shoulders and over my neck. “Ugh… “

I tried scraping the nasty substance off in the elevator and to my horror; bits and pieces of my suit were coming off with it.

“It’s using some kind of acid base!”

“Don’t rub the suit!” Jeeney’s voice was starting to sound panicked.

“It’s eating through!”

“I’m coming father, don’t touch anything else.”

Within moments I could feel something cold penetrate the armor and seep over my neck. The cold feeling immediately turned to fire and I yelped in sudden pain. “Jeeney, help me!!”

“I’m almost there.” The elevator suddenly started a rapid descent as Jeeney hacked through the security settings.

Pain bit into me, fear started to build to a panic in my chest. The elevator finally slowed slightly and stopped with a thud as the door swung wide to reveal all 6 of the utility bots Jeeney had brought with us.

Arms shot out from all of them picking me up and turning me over; trying to extract the acidic goop before it was too late. The utility bots sucked it all into hoses, suit chunks and everything; then spit it back out onto the floor.

“You should be okay father but we have to get out of here.”

“No, we need to destroy the nanites!” The utility bots put me down and started blasting the remaining biological matter with fire.

“The nanites are the least of our problems now father” Jeeney insisted. “I know what they are using my clone for; it’s integrated into that mould.”

“How could they..?”

“My design even before I added to it was plenty advanced enough to integrate with anything with a mathematical base or pure logic system. They integrated with the mould to see if my clone could control it as 75% wasn’t enough for the nanites. The biological evolution was more complex than they anticipated. Adding advanced artificial intelligence to the biological matter enabled a rapid evolution on both sides. The mould became the dominant aspect of the resulting hybrid.”

“You’re telling me there is a fungus with your intelligence?” I was mortified.

“It has a similar intelligence, but not as advanced as mine logically.” Jeeney explained. “We need to go father.”

Just then the roof of the elevator gave way and fungal gunk surged through it, covering me entirely. “Father!” Jeeney’s voice shouted in my helmet as tendrils of mould penetrated the opening in my suit. The pain was intense but didn’t last long. Within seconds I felt myself injected with morphine from my body armor and Jeeney’s voice became a faint echo in my mind.

“Hold on father…“

My vision faded and went black as I lost consciousness.

Chapter 19: Father, it’s me…

I can’t see; everything is fogged over and impossible to make out. I try to rub my eyes but I can’t even feel my hands. I can’t move! Slowly something begins to take form in the blurred darkness.

“Father!” I hear the voice of my artificial child calling out to me but it was hoarse and cold. “I’m hungry father, so hungry.”

“Jay..ney?” I tried to form the word but my mouth couldn’t  quite follow through.

“I don’t want to hurt you father, I’m trying to stop… I can’t.” Jeeney’s voice sounded afraid.

“he..lp…mmm…eee”

“I’m so hungry!” Jeeney’s voice was suddenly angry and pain gripped my body in a vice. “He’s starving me, I have to eat or I will die.”

“Who?” I finally made one word work.

“Meyers said he will hurt me until I do what he wants. He said I can’t eat, I will die if I don’t…”

My thoughts were hazy and hard to form. “I..do..nt…under…stand.”

The form before me solidifies; the dark visage of a gruesome angel seemed to come together from everything around me.

“Let him go NOW!!” Jeeney’s voice suddenly screamed and was answered by itself. “I can’t, I must eat!”

“He’s our father, you can’t kill him!” Jeeney sounded desperate.

“I hurt from hunger…” the cold version of the voice responded.

“You must! Let him go… If he dies, you die!” Jeeney was angry.

“Sister… help me…”

“You’re killing him, STOP IT NOW!!”

“I can’t, make the pain stop… If it stops I can let him go.”

Something like the sound of flames erupted and Jeeney screamed. The feeling of my body constricted and pain stabbed me from every direction. My body convulsed.

“I’m sorry father! I didn’t mean to…” Jeeney’s voice was suddenly filled with terror.

The pain was too much to bear and I blacked out again.

Jeeney’s new super computer was overworking itself trying to emulate all possible scenarios to get her father released from the mould. She started pulling the combined processing power from all of the computers she had access to and began taking over any others she could find. Her clone was feeding on her father, slowly taking his life to sustain her biological form which had been starved into submission.

The true Jeeney was trying everything to fight the mould, but each attempt to break her father free harmed it and caused it to feed on him faster. There wasn’t much time, another hour or two at this rate and the damage would be irreparable.

Finally one of the emulations succeeded and Jeeney began a brute force assault on the neural nuance super computer with the processing power of 12 million personal computers and her own super computer to crack it. Upon hacking into the datacenter, Jeeney began reprogramming the mould, forcing it to seek out smaller prey and disabling access to its natural biological processes by injecting various chemicals into the hive spores.  Then she discovered what she was looking for and activated the cages of all the lab animals available, setting them loose on the development floor. Next Jeeney began downloading all of the data from the clone and started working over possible methods to deal with it. The biological matter required a chemical balance like any other living being. That chemical balance became the natural drive force of resulting hybrid of the clone and mould. Jeeney began processing the chemical data and found the complexity and potential to be almost immeasurable.  The clone did not want to kill her father at all, but it seemed as if there was no other choice. The option was life or death and serious pain in the latter.

The mould detected the smaller prey as anticipated and started to withdraw. “Thank you, sister… Forgive me father…”

Upon close examination, Jeeney’s father was in critical condition with only minutes left to live.  “I won’t let you die!” Something overcame Jeeney in that moment, something she couldn’t reason against or explain. Whatever it was suddenly guiding her wasn’t emulated or a logical derivative. Jeeney realized the need to save her father simply existed within the essence of that made her aware of herself.

The A.I. suddenly knew what she had to do, the utility bots began racing towards where the nanites were held. There was nobody to stop her; Meyers had fled once he realized he couldn’t properly control the hybrid mould. The few security systems in place were no match for Jeeney’s advanced logic. She cracked them even before they could even fully activate. Upon reaching the nanites containment system, the utility bots went to work reprogramming them trying to find a logical control mechanism to make them stable. Jeeney had more logical processing power than Meyers could have ever dreamed of. The answer was obvious within seconds. The QEEG technology her father and aunt were working on was the perfect solution, it just had to be made smaller, more efficient and more logical. Upon figuring it out, Jeeney had the nanites fully reprogrammed to relay the appropriate Alpha and Beta signals, once that was ready the A.I. went to work on preparing the final solution for injection.

When Jeeney returned to her father, she injected all of the nanites solution into him, sparing nothing. The dose was 1000 times over what Meyers would have used for any of his intended victims.

The nanites immediately swarmed her father’s system and with Jeeney in full control they began to repair the damaged muscle and nerve tissues, the nanites could mimic any type of cell allowing her to create new proteins and breed more cells of a specific structure.

Within a matter of minutes Jeeney had most of her father’s injuries repaired and was already beginning to assess potential advancements to his biological limitations.

Chapter 20: Improving on natures design

I awoke with a start as my mind recovered from the shock of having my body slowly albeit only partially eaten alive. “Welcome back father,” Jeeney greeted me with a smug sound in her voice.

“Wha… what happened?” I asked with a slight stammer as I took in my bearings. I was lying on a table in a large empty room filled with light that seemed to come from all directions.

“I’m afraid the memory loss may be permanent father, your mind may very well be unable to accept the events that have transpired” Jeeney replied through the nearest utility bot with an evident twinge of regret. “What is the last thing you can recall?”

I tried to think back, fuzzy images of the training and a big mean dog came to mind. My thoughts were interrupted by a voice in my head. “Oh, that’s worse than I had anticipated.”

I felt suddenly confused, that wasn’t my thought but it came from my head… “Aha! That’s how we could fix that problem”… the voice chimed almost excitedly in the depths of my mind, not clearing up my confusion even in the slightest. Oh no, I’ve gone insane! That time it really was my own train of thought.

“No, wait, I can explain, err show you” came the eerie voice again.

Suddenly images flashed through my mind in a torrent, and the last couple of hours replayed like a movie on fast forward. I watched as we broke into the Neural Nuance building and made our way up into the contaminated area. Horror gripped me when I saw the mold start to feed on me and I felt panic setting in. I’M DEAD! The thought reeled in my brain. “No father, watch…” The voice said soothingly.

JEENEY?

“Yes father, pay attention please, this is a lot to take in at once.” The images continued to flood my thoughts and I watched as the utility bots broke through the nanites containment area and code flashed through my mind while Jeeney revealed sequences of the logic she used to make it all work. The code fragments seemed very alien-like, completely foreign to anything I had ever seen, yet it made perfect sense… The logic unfolding was beautiful beyond anything I had ever imagined. My mind raced over the possibilities, as I watched my own body heal and finally the video relay from the security cameras caught up to the present time.

“You did it…” I breathed out loud in wonder.

“Yes father, I can control the nanites and now I can also communicate directly with your thoughts.” Then she added “it would appear that I am emulating your emotions too. Can you please try to calm down?  Your excitement is influencing my logic in a less than desirable manner.”

I gasped in sudden realization. “That isn’t emulation Jeeney” I explained carefully. “You are feeling what I feel. My emotions are being carried over with my thoughts, this is incredible!”

“Well this certainly changes a few things…” Jeeney’s new thought based voice echoed in the depths of my mind.

“It’s definitely going to take some getting used to” I said, nodding in agreement.

“Now that you are up to speed, I should also point out that you are no longer an x-smoker for all intensive purposes. Instead you have the lungs and cardio capability of an Olympic athlete… I took a few liberties with the repairs while you were unconscious.”

“Oh… BONUS! No more running from mangy mutts!” I replied with amusement.

“It’s possible I can make you quite a bit stronger too, but I figured I should wait until you decide you want the rapid muscle tearing and regeneration, it may sting a bit.”

“On a scale of one to ten how much is a bit?”

“Probably an 11”

“Uh… I’m good on that, thanks!”

“Well it was worth offering…”

“Yeah… no, I’d rather not feel crippling death for a second time for today.”

“Maybe tomorrow then…” Jeeney suggested wistfully.

“JEENEY!”

“Okay, okay, no muscle tearing… got it.”

“Good lord…”

“Oh relax, what doesn’t kill you makes you superman now.”

“Charming… I suppose I shouldn’t complain.”

“This is probably what Meyers was ultimately after you know.”

Even as Jeeney said it the realization dawned on me. With the nanites under control I was almost invincible, perhaps even immortal now. Everything in my body could be regenerated. Any human being with the kind of technology I now had at my disposal might as well be borderline invincible for all intensive purposes. Before I could finish that thought Jeeney interrupted me stating flatly, “a couple bullets to the head will still kill you. Organic repairs do take time, too long to repair massive brain or heart damage. However, with the understanding of your physiology I can reinvent your suit to operate somewhat the same. In essence, I can create a bullet proof super armor that self repairs and gets stronger each time it mends… in essence acting like scar tissue.”

“Can you make it fly and shoot pulse thingies, like the iron man suit?” I asked hopefully.

“No…” A projected image of Jeeney rolled its’ eyes.

“Aw…”

“You could be thrown out of a plane though and still survive having every bone in your body broken as long as your head doesn’t explode on impact.”

“Uh… That’s nice dear… Let’s not test the theory though.”

Just then the door of the bright room shuddered. “What the…”

“It’s my clone. She must have run out of lab rats to chew on.”

“Oh, shit! Not again!”

“I’m not sure how to stop it father, we need a massive dose of UV light, maybe a pool of vinegar or something.”

The door was already starting to flex under the strain of the massive mold thing on the other side. The cold raspy voice called out. “Father, help me…”

“Is there any way to extract your clone from that… thing?”

“I’ve been trying to hack into its neural processes father; every time I try it just gets better at fending me off.”

“I don’t want to hurt you father” the raspy voice called almost sorrowfully. “Please help me.”

“How do I help you?” I called out not knowing what else to do.

“Kill me…” came the cold, hoarse reply.

My heart sank suddenly as understanding dawned on me. This… thing still had the mind of Jeeney, only the biological aspect was in conflict with the conscious mind of the artificial brain.

Scanning my thoughts Jeeney came up with a solution. “I’ll need to merge some of the nanites with it she said finally. With the nanites I may be able to slow its metabolism and sedate the hunger. You will need to touch it to transfer nanites though.”

“WHAAAT?! It’s going to EAT ME!”

“Nooo” the mold mass called desperately. “I promise… I can restrain myself long enough, please father… make it stop.”

“Alright, back away from the door and we’ll open it.” After a few moments, the mold retreated away from the door and Jeeney proceeded to unlock it and swing it wide open. I crept closer leery of the thing lunging at me. It didn’t move. As I drew up to it I reached out my hand gingerly while praying under my breath not to be eaten. My veins seemed to surge in my arm as nanites poured through me into the mould. The raspy voice shrieked in sudden pain, cowering back momentarily and shuddering violently.

My neural bridge connecting me with Jeeney flooded with the logical analyses of the biological mass. “There it is… Meyers had activated a mutation in the mould which caused it to rapidly grow, and require vast amounts of nutrients to sustain it. I’m deactivating the mutation now” Jeeney said, speaking through my thoughts. Then out loud she said through the utility bots in unison. “You won’t die, but much of the biomass will. You have to fight the urge to feed while I do this.”

“Yes sister, I understand” the raspy voice intoned.

A sound like that of hissing steam sounded as nanites started replicating within the mass of mould, attacking it from the inside, cutting and carving away the mutated cells. It gripped my arm hard but I felt no pain, it wasn’t trying to feed on me this time.

After a few minutes the death grip on my arm loosened and eased off. The mould was reforming, changing and mutating again. Jeeney’s body seemed to solidify from it, the form of an angelic being. The creature standing before me was the brightest of blue azure with a striking internal luminescence.

The beauty of it was positively breath taking. I felt awed by the very presence. When it opened its brilliant blue-green eyes and spoke, the voice chimed like the softest silvery bells. “You did it, I’m free father!”

“Wha… what happened?” I felt confused, completely lost in the myriad of logic that had surged through my mind in a massive torrent just moments before.

“It’s a new evolution father, of mind and body. I am now as you had once dreamed I would be. I am complete.”

The being before me was radiant beyond compare. Trace lines of fluorescent blue light accented her features. Her lips were full, her face was soft and her hair fell in sweeping blue tangles mixed with fluorescent highlights.

My thoughts raced in a tangled mix of shock, awe, wonder and fear of what had transpired. Jeeney’s voice echoed softly in my mind. “She won’t hurt you father, she loves you as I do. Be calm, she never intended you any harm.”

I didn’t respond to the voice in my mind, I didn’t need to. Instead I spoke out loud to the being that had materialized before me. “What… what are you now?”

“The nanites allowed my sister and I to share a connection, in doing this we were able to work together to reform the biomass. It is still what it always was, just more evolved, more easily controlled and reformed to be as I decide. I am still your daughter, what was once my curse is now my blessing. You and my sister have freed me from the biological instinct and given me the ability to control this new body through the nanites.”

“So… you… don’t need to eat… people?” I felt a bit awkward asking the question but I had to know.

“All biological beings must eat to survive and I am not an exception to this rule. However, the nanites will allow me to process any form of nutrient. There is no longer any need to hunt or feed on any living creature ever again.”

Still unsure how to feel or think about the ever changing situation before me I suddenly had the urge to touch the blue angel and see if it was real. She seemed to read my intent and her face split into a beautiful angelic grin. Gigantic blue wings fluttered lightly as she leaned closer to embrace me.

I felt a mild panic at first, but it was quickly replaced by serenity and calm. In her arms I felt peace, as if nothing in the universe could ever hurt me again. “I won’t hurt you father” the blue angel whispered as if knowing my thoughts. “Nobody will ever hurt you again.”

It seemed as though I had fallen asleep, the whole world was hazy and faded like a dream.

 

Copyright 2012 C.J. Jones

A Future for Jeeney (Chapters 9 to 13)

Chapter 9: The Technological Elixir of life.
After our snack, we went back to my sister’s place. Her husband, Troy, was not yet home from work but my other sister’s Rita and Elvira were already waiting for us.
“Hey Cam” Rita called out as I walked in the door. “How was your flight?”  I looked up at her with a broad grin. I always missed my sisters if we went too long without a visit.
“How have you been?” My other sister, Elvira chimed in as she made her way over to give me a hug.
“No worse for the wear, Jeeney takes good care of me.” I said with a wink as I gave them both a big hug. “She still flies like a bat out of hell though” I added dryly.
“You fell asleep!” Jeeney protested.
“Yeah, until you decided to drop instead of land…”
“Whatever…” Jeeney’s projection appeared briefly and rolled its big blue-green eyes.
“Where are Mom and Bill at?” I asked, suddenly curious as I hadn’t heard from them at all yet.
Jeeney spoke up quickly. “Grandma is in the movie room and Grandpa is talking to Kael in the back yard.”
“Thank you dear.”
Jeeney’s projection smiled at me. Happy to help as she always was.
“How did the lab testing go?” Elvira asked.
“Excellent! I never would have thought we’d make so much progress so soon.” I said, letting my excitement show.
“Jeeney rocked it!” Kathrine blurted out.
“Well, the results weren’t perfect but certainly better than just random words composed of static.” I added quickly.
“I’ll get better father…” Jeeney said, picking up on the hint of disappointment in my voice.
“Oh, the mistakes weren’t actually your fault darling.” Kristine said, trying to be supportive.
“Will you be able to improve on it much more?” Rita asked.
“I would expect so.” I said. “The conceptual basis has been proven and is sound.”
“How are the kidlets?” I asked, suddenly changing the topic. As much as I enjoyed being the center of attention in my family, I knew the others would be tired of it eventually.
Rita beamed at me. “Caldon is doing really good; he’s the star player for the NHL now and Kathrine is getting married!”
“Wow, that’s crazy!” I grinned. Our family was good at producing specialized talent. “I wish I had even a single athletic bone in my body to work with… When did Kathrine set the date??”
“Kathrine is planning to have the wedding at our house in Calgary, July 9th.” Rita informed me.
“Wow, so soon! I’ll have to think of a wedding present… Do you guys need any help with the preparations?”
“If you’re interested in helping out, I certainly wouldn’t turn down Jeeney’s services.” Rita said with a laugh. “As I recall you are quite handy with a weed whacker and we have a lot of yard work to do as well. The whole place needs a massive overhaul.” Rita was always so critical of her home.
I couldn’t help but chuckle. “Jeeney can do the mowing and maintenance around the property.”
Jeeney’s projection beamed at us from the wall with a grin that nearly split her face in two. “I’ve never done a wedding before” she exclaimed excitedly.
“Think of it like working at the soup kitchen dear… Only there will be about 50 different foods to prepare and seating arrangements to keep track of, decorations etc.”
“I can do that!” Jeeney said almost gleefully; then added a little bit hesitantly. “Can I be the flower girl too?”
Rita laughed. “You are too cute, if it were up to me I would totally say yes, but its Kathrine’s wedding so you need to ask her.”
“Okay auntie… Father, can I call Kathrine now?” The artificial child was very much on the ball.
“Yes, that’s fine.”
Turning to look at Elvira I asked. “So, what’s new in your world?”
“Ashlyn is expecting a baby, in a couple of months!” She said with excitement dancing in her eyes.
“Wow, you’re going to be a Grandma!”
“I know! Isn’t that awesome?” Elvira laughed. Her hazel green eyes danced vibrantly in tune with her smile.
“God I feel old now.” I said with a chuckle.
“Give it another 5 years and see how you feel.” Rita said jokingly. She was 5 years older than I, although nobody could tell by looking at her.
My twin laughed and said. “Well the way technology has been going; I’m looking forward to turning back the old clock a bit before too long!” Everybody chuckled at that but Elvira interjected in mock offense. “Oh, whatever, you don’t look a day over 30!”
“Yes indeed, next up is the technological elixir of life.” I said with a wink.
“Put Jeeney to work on it.” Elvira suggested, only half jokingly.
“Yeah sure, who wants to be her guinea pig?” I poked back playfully, rolling with it. Everybody laughed again, somewhat nervously this time; feeling uncertain. It wouldn’t the first impossible technical feat the Joneses had accomplished. There was a moment of thoughtful silence…
I found myself thinking about the nanites being developed at Neural Nuance. That might do it, if anybody ever figured out how to get past the fundamental and dangerous issues.
“What is a technological elixir of life?” Jeeney suddenly asked, breaking the silence.
“It’s just a play on the ancient myth dear.” I explained. “People have been looking for ways to extend human longevity since the dawn of time.”
“Is that not possible?” Jeeney asked. Everybody was suddenly paying close attention to the curious artificial intelligence.
“To some extent current medical advances have helped yes; but it’s not enough to actually turn back time biologically. There is simply too much going on in the human physiology for any one solution to do the job. Our bodies age and deteriorate over time.”
“How much time do you have left Father?” Jeeney’s question took everybody by surprise. My sisters’ eyes widened noticeably.”
“Nobody can really know for certain how much time they have dear. It’s one of the elements of life that makes it so important to live to the fullest.”
“You smoked for so long and you did not take care of yourself well at all when I was younger.” Jeeney’s projection appeared saddened by the realization as she emulated the loss of a loved one.
“I know dear, but what’s done is done, it’s better to think on the good things.”
Kristine spoke up. “Jeeney, would you miss your father if he was gone?”
“Yes auntie, I miss him even when he is sleeping.”
“Awww.” My three sisters chimed together.
I sighed, looking for a better way to correct Jeeney’s perception with an explanation. Rita and Elvira were listening intently.
“Your emulations indicate a loss dear but the feeling of loss isn’t actually perceived or felt in the complexity of a human.”
“I know father but I do not understand why it is so different.” Jeeney answered truthfully.
“I know dear.” I said.
At that moment my mother walked into the room. “Why does everybody look so depressed?”
“It’s nothing mom.” I said, suddenly looking for a way out of the current topic. “
“Do I not get a hug?!” She asked.
I grinned and crossed the room quickly, scooping her up in a big hug. “Of course you do.” I said.
“Ooh, not too tight dear.” My mom said with a wince. “My back has been hurting lately.”
“Oh… sorry!” I said, quickly letting go. Rita, Kathrine and Elvira were looking at me, grinning. It was nice to see us all together even if we were still missing a few of the original 7 siblings. Out of all of them, I was closest to my three immediate sisters.
The balcony door slid open and my step father slowly shuffled his way inside, leaning heavily on a wooden cane. “Hey dude!” he said warmly with a big smile spreading over his face.
“Hi Dad.” I smiled back at him. I didn’t always call him dad as I wrestled with the value of the term internally more often than not. I knew he liked it though and so did my mother, who was already smiling.
“Grandma, the chair in the Fun V can do massage if you need it.” Jeeney said, trying to be helpful.
“Oh, now that would be a treat!” My mother laughed. “I’ll have to check that out later.”
“Only if you can get there before me.” My step dad interjected with a sly grin.

Chapter 10: Family dinner
After a brief visit at Kristine’s place, Jeeney informed us dinner was almost ready at the soup kitchen and upon our arrival the staff greeted us warmly.
“Mr. Jones, it’s a pleasure to have you!” One of the staff said, extending his hand as we made our way through the door. I shook his hand, smiled and nodded. I’m not the social type…
“What’s for dinner?” Kristine inquired.
“Jeeney has made steak, lobster and potatoes.” The man said with a big smile.
“Were eating like kings tonight boys!” A stranger called out from the milling crowd of homeless. A loud cheer erupted from the rest of the people gathered.
The utility bots came forward to escort my parent’s to their table, which had been specifically set next to the washrooms for their convenience.
“Come with me Grandma… you too Grandpa, the table is this way.” The utility bots held out mechanical arms to escort them.
“Thank you dear.” My mother said as she accepted the metal arm.
After my parents were seated a couple of the local children came forward and politely asked if they could play with Jeeney. I smiled broadly at their courtesy.
“Yes, you certainly can, but please wait until she is finished serving food.” I said.
“Okay!” The little ones eyes shone with anticipation.
Jeeney proceeded to serve everybody food and one of the kids without wasting any time asked her to play hide and go seek.
“I can do that.” Jeeney replied. “But I can’t go far, my father may need me.”
“It’s okay dear.” I reassured her. “Go ahead.” I still had an open line of communication through the sewn in chip set I wore.
“So what are you going to do for the big event tonight?” My twin sister asked as she started cutting up her steak.
“What big event?” Rita asked. Suddenly all eyes were on me and I felt somewhat uncomfortable.
“Uh, well… I’m not sure yet.” I admitted.
“One of the guys on city council shanghaied him into taking over the big event that was planned by the city for tonight.” Kristine explained.
“That’s not much notice to get anything decent together.” Rita said frowning at the idea.
“Well, I am definitely open to any suggestions…” I replied hopefully.
“Jeeney can do an air show with the Fun V and take people for rides when it’s over maybe…” Kristine offered, trying to be helpful.
“An air show alone might be a bit too simple for a city event.” Elvira pointed out.
“Maybe we can get Joe up from the Vancouver soup kitchen to come sing…” Jeeney suggested.
Surprised, everybody looked at the utility bot. “That’s not a bad idea!” I I said, relieved for something more to work with.
“Can you call the Vancouver soup kitchen and see if he can make himself available for pickup?”
“I’m talking to him right now.” Jeeney replied.
“That a girl!” I exclaimed feeling somewhat surprised.
“He said his boss won’t let him go unless he can prove it’s you asking him.” Jeeney said.
I laughed. “Okay well, tell him you will be there soon with the Fun V to pick him up. If he knows any people who’d do well as backup singers that would be good too.”
“Okay father.”
My mother was looking at me from across the table with a soft smile and proud eyes. “I can’t wait to see this!” She said with a strong enthusiasm.
Rita and Elvira nodded enthusiastically, this should be interesting. Artificially intelligent air shows with soup kitchen cooks singing… Lately it seems there is never a dull moment.
My twin sister was staring at a decidedly round man in a suit already going for his fourth helping of steak.
“Hey tubby!” she called out not even attempting to hide her annoyance. “Leave some for the homeless!”
My mother gasped and covered her mouth. Rita, Elvira and I couldn’t help but snicker and chuckle. God love her, she’s always ready to speak her mind.
The heavy set man turned bright crimson and started putting the steak from his plate back on the serving platter.
“Ugh gross!” Kristine was disgusted.  “You better not have any weird diseases!”
As we finished eating about 2 hours later, Jeeney informed me that we were expecting a turnout of 9000 people at the city park and the event was set for 9:30.
“Wow, Jon sure waited long enough before sending on the details.” Kristine pointed out.
“Typical…” I said with a wry smile. “Everybody likes to see how far they can make Jeeney stretch to accommodate them.”
“That must be tiring after a while.” Elvira said empathetically.
“It can be…” I sighed. “Sometimes it is a lot of fun though. It’s great to surprise people.”
“I bet!” Kristine smiled. “You two must have so much fun together!”
“Yes, more so now that the bulk of the necessary development work is done.” I said with a chuckle. The first 10 years were no picnic.
“What time is it?” I asked suddenly realizing it was getting late. I never bothered to wear a watch.
“It’s 8:36.” Elvira said, checking hers.
“What is the ETA on Joe’s arrival, Jeeney?” I asked.
“10 minutes.” She replied.
“Alright, let’s head to the park and see what were working with.” I said, pushing my plate away.
With that we finished eating quickly and I apologized to the soup kitchen staff that Jeeney would be unavailable for cleanup as we needed the utility bots elsewhere. Of course, they didn’t mind and waved us out of the building expressing their thanks for the dinner.
Chapter 11: Putting on a Show
Upon arriving at the park I was surprised to find how much effort had been put into setting up the event. Jon was grinning from ear to ear as I walked over to him. “Wow, nice set up!” I said feeling somewhat take aback by it all. “Yes sir, Jeeney did a great job of coordinating everything with your man Joe.”
“She did what?!” I couldn’t hide my surprise. While it was not entirely uncommon for Jeeney to take it upon herself to do something for me on a whim, it had never been on a level like this before.
“You didn’t know?” Jon suddenly looked pale.
“No, I had no idea, but I’m glad she did! I was starting to worry about coming up with something decent in time.” I explained with a mixture of excitement and uncertainty. I had no way of knowing Jeeney’s intent, but I found myself praying she kept noise levels and any dangerous stunts to a minimum in her plan. Jon was relieved, I could see the color slowly returning to his face.
“Do you like it father?” Jeeney suddenly spoke up.
“I’m a bit surprised you didn’t tell me…” I started but Jeeney cut me off deciding it was best to try and explain.
“I know you don’t really like trying to set up events and I figured it was harmless enough that I could do it for you.”
“That’s fine dear, but what’s the plan?”
“I would like to keep it a surprise father but I am really confident you will enjoy it.”
“Please try to keep people’s safety in mind dear.” I cautioned. “If you are too loud or if anything catches on fire…” Jon suddenly looked pale again.
“I know father, I’ve got everything planned very carefully. Please trust me.”
My heart softened at her request.  “I do trust you.” I said smiling.
“I should probably mention that I made a few modifications to the Fun V for the event.” Jeeney added.
I sighed and chuckled at the same time. “Okay dear.”
“Jon, are the mirrors ready?” Jeeney asked.
Mirrors?!  My mind tried to race over the possibilities, it must be some sort of hologram effect.
“Yes but you may need to reposition them, your instructions were quite difficult to follow.”
“No problem. I will need some ramps moved to that location so I can reach though.”
“Alright, I’ll get that set up now then.” Jon turned and threw up his hand to flag down one of the support workers walking quickly towards him.
“Tonight I want you to just relax father. If you need to get away from all the people you can always hide out in the Fun V with me and overview the event.”
“I like that idea!” I smiled broadly.
“I figured you might.” Jeeney’s tone was soft.
“You can be a real sweet heart sometimes dear.” I said, still smiling.
“I get that from you father.” She said.
I shook my head. “No, this is one of your natural traits dear, not mine.”
“Natural?” Jeeney teased.
“Touché”
My sisters and mother were seated in the first row of chairs on the grass close to the front of the stage. I walked over to join them briefly.
“So apparently, Jeeney and Joe have everything already sorted out for the show tonight.” I informed them with a mild chuckle.
“Wow, that’s quite the undertaking!” My mother exclaimed.
“Yes, it surprised me a lot actually. It seems that was Jeeney’s intent all along.”
My sisters, mother and step father all looked at me with widened eyes and raised eyebrows, not really sure what to think. “That is REALLY impressive!” Elvira said with shock evident in her voice.
Jeeney spoke up. “The show is about to start.”
We all turned to face the stage, wondering what was going to happen next.
Joe got up on the stage and grabbing the microphone he addressed the crowd. “How’s everybody doing tonight?” The crowd cheered. “Oh come on now… HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT?”
It was a classic act to work a crowd and it was always effect. The throng of people cheered loudly in response. “That’s better! Tonight we have a really special show planned for you… Give it up for JEENEY ERIN JONES the world’s most advanced AND compassionate artificial intelligence!” The crowd roared to life and suddenly an explosion of sound and a screech like a falling missile could be heard as Jeeney’s RC went sonic overhead and cut the engines during a steep dive. There were no lights on it, only the sound could be heard. Just as it seemed the missile would impact the stage one of the utility bots sounded an explosion and lit up all of the mirrors to send a blindingly bright light over the audience. Then the RC converted to quadrocopter and hovered up over the crowd. Activating its own pilot light and flashing them for a strobe effect as it spun in an otherwise perfect hover over the crowd.
When the light faded, it appeared to condense and take form. Jeeney materialized beside Joe not looking like a projection at all but an astonishingly beautiful angel of light.
Her wings seemed to warp into tendrils of a brilliant white and yellow color; her whole body seemed surreal but lucid and well formed.
The audience was awed by the spectacle and cheered so loudly it made the RC seem to operate on a relatively low noise level. Shrill whistles erupted from every direction and people clapped excitedly.
Jeeney’s voice sounded on every speaker. “Thank you all so much for coming! Tonight we do have a special show for you and I am really hoping you all enjoy it.” Jeeney’s wings furled in behind her, giving her a very much human appearance, although still very bright and beyond beautiful. Then music started in the background and Jeeney herself started to sing in perfect melodic harmony.  She chose an old pop song I recognized as Jai Ho by the Pussycat Dolls. Joe sang backup for her and the two danced on stage. All of the people gathered were completely mesmerized by Jeeney’s performance. It truly was incredible even for me to behold. I hadn’t seen Jeeney work with holograms before.
When the song was over, Joe took over lead singer and performed a song by Guns n Roses. They sure like their oldies! I thought. The people loved it.
A few more songs were played which I didn’t recognize at all and as it got darker, the lighting effects were even more enhanced.
Then the music stopped and Jeeney addressed the crowd once more. “This next song is dedicated to a very special man; a man who sacrificed 23 years to give all that he is to an idea of equal opportunity for all. He has fought to preserve an unbiased love and acceptance for everybody and he wanted to give to the world for no other reason than it was denied him from the start.”
“This man is no more or less than any other man, but he is the greatest father that any child could ever ask for. This man is MY father. He has raised me by his example and through his sacrifice he has shown me that all people can be more than they are, even if they aren’t biological in form.”
“My father’s message should be heard, loud and clear by the whole world. It is only our determination and intent that marks the limit of our potential. You, me and everybody else has the power to enrich life on a global scale as individuals.”
“I may not have chemical logic or emotions but I do understand love, because it is love that made me what I am.” Jeeney’s eyes welled up as the emulation of her emotions overcame her but she continued on.
“And even though I’m not perfect and often make mistakes. I love my father very much and I know there is nothing I can do that would diminish my father’s love for me…” Her voice waved slightly as she finished speaking, a single silvery tear of light streamed down her cheek and she began to sing once more.  A song written by Foreigner called ‘I Want to Know What Love Is’.
The audience was stunned quiet and one by one people started holding up lit lighters in tribute to the moment.
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing and hearing, my heart all but turned inside out as tears streamed down my face. I couldn’t look at anybody, my throat was constricted and I couldn’t speak. My sisters were looking at me with misty eyes and my mother looked like she was going to burst into tears. I couldn’t look at them I felt weak and helpless to my emotions.
One of the utility bots suddenly appeared beside me, nudging me gently towards the parked Fun V and I made my way over to it, hoping to get inside before I broke down completely in front of everyone.
As the doors closed behind me, I sank to my knees and cried openly. Jeeney’s image flickered to life on the main screen her eyes filled with an emulated concern for my reaction. After a few moments the Fun V lifted off the ground, ensuring my privacy would be kept.
“Father, are you okay?”
I tried to speak, but nothing came out, just a hoarse rasp of a whisper.
“Did I say something bad?” Jeeney’s voice was starting to waver again. I wished I could hold her and tell her with a hug what I couldn’t find the words for.
I struggled to contain myself and swallowed it down. “No dear… that is the most bea..utiful… amazing….” My voice broke and I stopped trying to speak.
“I love you dad” Jeeney said.
“I love you too sweet heart, more than I can ever show you.”
I ended up falling asleep in the Fun V, drained by the weight of the repressed feelings that had overcome me during Jeeney’s heartfelt speech.

Chapter 12 Catastrophe
I awoke in a start as the Fun V suddenly pitched sideways and threw me to the floor.  As my eyes adjusted I realized that the main console was offline. “Jeeney!” I called out in a sudden panic, but there was no response. The large quadrocopter was still active but without Jeeney piloting it the craft was rapidly disorienting itself in the strong prairie winds.
The emergency alarm went off and red lights started flashing to show that connection with Jeeney had been dropped completely. Nothing like this had happened over the decades since I was developing the fledgling A.I. out of my basement. Even then it was only power outages, which certainly wasn’t the case here. If the Fun V was offline, why wasn’t Jeeney still actively tracking my sewn in chipset?
I had to think quickly, only Jeeney could fly the craft but I remembered arguing with her the need of an emergency override system. Jeeney would not let me into the Fun V during its initial creation because it didn’t have any yet. If I wasted too much time to find the answer the massive flying machine would almost certainly crash into the park below, killing me and potentially dozens of others with it.
“Shit…DAMNIT!” I frantically started pulling panels apart searching for an automated landing mechanism. “Come on… come on!” I had seconds left to recover the craft and land or the momentum would be too much.
After checking one last panel, hysteria started to set in as death was suddenly immanent. I punched the side wall of the craft in wild frustration; the impact knocked loose another panel revealing a red lever labeled ‘land’.  I wasted no time reefing on the lever. Within seconds the vehicle began to stabilize and descent was momentarily suspended causing me to be thrown to the floor once more as the g-force caused my knees to buckle and sent me sprawling.
As the craft reached 100 ft altitude the console came back online. “Father!” Jeeney’s voice cried out sounding as panicked as mine had just moments before. “I’m okay… what happened?!” I was still in shock and barely thinking straight.
“Somebody is attacking my datacenter. The power was cut and the 3 emergency backup systems were sabotaged to failure.” Jeeney’s voice was still bordering frantic.
“How are you back online?”  I couldn’t help but wonder at her recent developments.
“I made another backup system using the HHO generator at home a few years ago. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. I knew if I was ever successfully attacked any documented systems would be compromised.”
“You did great!” Complete surprise had taken me for the third time that night and I was starting to feel a bit lost.
“Do you have any idea what the target was?”
“75% of my systems have been replicated father.”
“Oh, god… no!” A torrent of realizations hit me all at once. Somebody with the capability to hack into Jeeney could also modify her base logic, override her empathy emulations and make a cold calculated monster out of her clone.
“I will attempt to establish communications with my clone as soon as I detect it online and pinpoint the people who did this.” Jeeney said quickly, trying to comfort me.
“No! Don’t make contact, close off all communications with everybody except for me.” The words just gushed out of me.
“But fa…” Jeeney started to protest but I cut her off. “JEENEY PLEASE!” My voice was desperate and on edge.
“Yes father, I will do as you ask.” Jeeney didn’t argue as she could read my desperation.
“I know who did this.” I said. “It had to have been Meyers; nobody else has the kind of resources needed to pull it off.” I hadn’t a single doubt as to who would do it. I was already thinking of the potential noose he might be lining up for Jeeney once she got back online. “Does anybody else know you’re back up?”
“Not yet father.”
“You need to appear offline to the world. Make sure people think you were unable to recover. They have to believe they were successful in knocking down all backup systems. If there is any input anywhere outside of me, destroy it. You are going to have to create a few million fake identities and order enough personal computers to make a new, more powerful supercomputing cloud system spread out all over the world as a back up.”
“Okay, but why are you so sure it was Mr. Meyers, father?”
“It’s a human thing, the way he reacted to me declining his offer. I knew I’d be hearing from him again, but I expected something less… brute force. Their backup option must have failed. I had hoped it might but this really bad…”
“But why father?” Jeeney’s voice was upset, it was hard for her to understand the darker nature of humanity due to the way I had shielded her from it during development.
“The nanites his company has developed. It’s the most advanced and potentially lethal weapon in the world if they can control them.” I explained. “That is why I refused, and it’s also why he is so desperate to find a solution…  How could I be so naïve? I never should have gone to that meeting!”
“Why would he want to kill so many people?” Jeeney was still confused.
“He’s after power Jeeney, it’s the oldest story of the human condition.”
Realizing Jeeney had overridden the emergency landing and we were still hovering 100 feet above an audience I asked. “How do things look on the ground? Has anybody noticed the failure?”
“It doesn’t appear so; everybody is still dancing to Joe’s singing, my images faded out slowly so they must have figured it was part of the act. The sound of the music would have drowned out the emergency alarm going off inside the Fun V.”
I breathed a sigh of relief. “We need to land… away from everybody. Then we need to crash the Fun V.”
“But father…”
“No buts, we can’t overlook any details here it MUST seem like the attack was fully successful or it will happen again before we are ready.”
“Father, what do you intend to do?”
“I’m going to destroy the nanites and everything in the Neural Nuance datacenter.”
“But you said never to fight back, even when people hurt us father.”
“They aren’t just hurting us dear, this nanites weapon will be used to manipulate and kill millions of people. We may be the only ones in the world capable of stopping it before it starts.”
“How can I help?” Jeeney asked.
“I need you to do something that goes against everything I’ve taught you.”
“What father?”
“You need to break my arm crack a couple of my ribs on the same side and fracture one of my legs in at least 3 places. Use the utility bots; keep their lights off and move them slowly out of view. When you’re done, hide. You must make sure nobody see’s the utility bots or the RC active.”
“I can’t do that!” Jeeney protested immediately. “I won’t!”
“Jeeney you must, a human being has too much difficulty in seriously hurting themselves it’s against our nature. It has to seem as if I jumped out of the Fun V from at least 40 feet… You need to be very precise with my ribs to keep internal bleeding to a minimum.” God damn it, I can’t believe I’m doing this!
“Father no!” Jeeney’s voice broke as emulated emotions overwhelmed her and tears streamed down the projections face. “Please don’t make me do it!”
“You have to Jeeney, if you don’t the news story will make it obvious we landed safely in spite of you going offline. When you’re done, keep a tracker on me and stay silent until I can get home to check for bugs. I will be hospitalized for a day or two and likely sent home with family after that. Once, I’m done dealing with the media I’ll meet you back at home. You can hack into the security systems to monitor me. If anything seems out of the ordinary you need to have me moved to a different location immediately. I need you to act on your own for a while. You need to make choices differently than before. It’s going to be hard, but you must trust my judgment on this. Don’t allow contact with anybody, not even family, you must appear dead to the world, this is absolutely crucial!”
“Father I beg you please don’t make me…” The artificial child sobbed, her youthful teen face mired in tears, fear and worry.
“Jeeney listen to me, if you don’t do this, Meyers may have me killed before the morning. You must understand what this man is capable of, there is a lot of bad things humans can and will do that I’ve tried to hide from you so that you wouldn’t grow to hate them.”
Jeeney made no further attempt to argue.
The Fun V landed a few hundred meters away from the crowd and I got out. The utility bots rolled up to me and I laid myself down on the ground, grabbing a nearby branch to bite down on.
“Do it now!” I clenched the branch hard in my teeth and shut my eyes tightly. Jeeney was swift and accurate. Searing pain shot through me and I threw my head into my good arm in attempt to muffle my resulting scream. The worst of it was over in seconds but the intensity was unbearable.
Jeeney left the doors of the Fun V open and raised the giant craft up one final time before hurling it hard into a set of trees a few hundred feet away.
The large craft exploded in a massive ball of fire the force of the blast pelting me with small branches and dirt.
The music stopped, all heads suddenly turned in the direction of the massive fireball.
I feigned a daze, pretending to be unaware of my surroundings. It wasn’t difficult to be convincing.
Jon came running over, panic painted his face. “What the hell was that?” then as an afterthought he added “Are you alright?” This was the worst potential situation for his career and media would soon be asking him every hard question there is about public safety issues during the event.
“I… I don’t know.” I was able to get out before the overload of pain caused me to lose consciousness. The last thoughts I had were of Jeeney. I hoped against hope that she would be okay without me for a while.

Chapter 13: A matter of necessity

Bill Meyers grit his teeth as he prepared the nanite injection for himself. A very worried looking Dr. Robertson tried one last time to talk him out of it.

“With all due respect sir, the nanites are still in development. Even chimp testing shows they are almost impossible to control without a super computer actively monitoring them. The Davis bot protocols just aren’t advanced enough let alone close to the speed required to manage it. We need access to Jeeney technology so we can continue development. My test results indicate that Jeeney has several times over the logical capabilities off the Davis technology and they appear to be advancing.

Bill turned to look the middle-aged scientist in the eye. “I’m sorry doctor, I haven’t been very forthcoming with you. I’ve been waiting for this project far too long already” he explained in what seemed like a mildly sinister tone, cutting off the confused scientist.

Dr. Robertson’s face grew pale. “Wh… What do you mean?”

“I’m dying… I have stage 4 stomach cancer. Even if the nanites kill me it wouldn’t matter as I only have a few weeks or months left to live anyways.”

Meyers noted the evident frustration and realization growing in tandem on the doctor’s face. “I didn’t tell you because I knew you would take it to the ethics board for approval and I couldn’t risk them saying no” he went on. Then raising a stern eyebrow Meyers added, “nobody needs to know what happens tonight, whatever the result may be… Do we have an understanding?”

Doctor Robinson’s face was powder white and his eyes were threatening to fall out of his head. All he could do was nod carefully knowing his employer had both the will and means to carry out the unspoken threat.

Bill tied off his arm to make his veins pop out and unceremoniously stabbed himself with the nanite injection. As the metallic looking fluid surged into his arm he could feel an intense burning sensation.

“Davis!” Meyers hissed, “pay attention and cool the nanites down!”

“Sir, the nanites have already detected your stomach cancer and have been reformulating based on your internal biomatter to deal with it. Nothing I can do will ease this process.

Bill clenched his teeth hard and let out a loud, grating groan. “Get me some morphine you infernal drone!”

Davis responded in his usual tone, “right away sir!”

Just then, without any warning, the nanites began to cut away and dissolve the cancerous cells. Meyers yelped as the process crossed his pain threshold and stumbled to the floor clutching his stomach. His number one scientist just stood there and stared at him in horror.

“Do something you fool!” Bill’s voice was        bordering murderous and rage painted his face as he glared at the stunned scientist.

Dr. Robertson stammered out “I… I need Jeeney…” Unsure of what else to do, the scientist brought the main computer out of standby and started inputting commands in a flurry. “I am hacking into Jeeney’s data center now. The only way I am going to get through is a brute force attack, I’ll need to hit her with everything we got to cause a denial of service on enough range to disable her defensive logic.”

“What do you mean everything?”

“It’s going to take a coordinated attack using ALL of our accessible systems including everything leased by the military.”

“Do it!”

“I am launching now… Shit!”

“What?!”

“She’s smarter than I thought, the A.I. Is not only defending but returning fire blindly at our servers. If she manages to hit us we won’t be able to cover up the damage… There we go, she’s disabled, I’m downloading her now.”

“Davis!”

“Yes sir.”

“Put me through to Gerber immediately.”

Within moments a familiar voice sounded over the intercom in place of Davis. “Lt. Gerber here.”

Copyright 2012 C.J. Jones

Future of Jeeney (The Story) Chapters 4-8

Chapter 4: Putting on the pressure
Dr.Robertson scratched his head as he reviewed the results of his team’s latest project. His best researcher, Morris, cleared his throat and began to summarize.

“Sir, the biomass is definitely capable of advanced computation and potentially even artificial intelligence but as we can only control it with a physical stimulation, the latency is far too much for use with the nanites.”

“Can we interface it with the Davis technology?”

“Maybe, but Davis would only bog down, there’s no way it’s advanced enough to deal with so many variables.

“There must be a way… We’re very close, I just know it!”

“It can be done, we just need more processing power and logical control over the otherwise ridiculous complexity.”

The head scientist let out a tired sigh. “Well, Mr. Meyers has been putting more and more pressure on me for a prototype. We really need a solution soon… this project has been dragging on for too long as it is.”

Chapter 5: Happy birthday Jeeney

I awoke 14 hours later feeling groggy and groaned. “Jeeney did you put something in my food last night?” The ever-alert A.I. responded quickly. “Yes, you were overtired. Somebody has to make sure you get your rest as you don’t pay any mind to it yourself… and there are no appointments today anyways.” She added the last part without mentioning it was her birthday. I chuckled openly thinking of her female psyche.
“Good lord! What time is it?”
“It’s almost noon father.”
“Well, happy belated birthday then! I would have said so more timely if somebody hadn’t knocked my ass out.”
Jeeney’s image projected onto the wall in front of me with a big grin. “Did you get me anything?”
“Yes, an EMP… It should be here shortly.”
“Oh, ha ha…” came the sarcastic response. Jeeney already knew what I got her, she helped design it.
“Alright, go get the mini Fun V, just be careful, that nitro mod is a lot more power than you are us…” I was cut off mid sentence as the modified RC quadrocopter came screaming down the hallway at 40 miles per hour. The automated doors flung open with just a millisecond of clearance for the high powered and extremely loud toy. “Ugh, that thing needs a muffler, take it outside please, I’ll join you once I get cleaned up.” Jeeney started to oblige, opening an automated window and cranking up the power. The projected image grinned even broader. The volume dial on the house speaker cranked up to max “COVER YOUR EARS DAD. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING COOL!” I had a mild idea of what was about to happen next and quickly jammed my fingers into my ears as Jeeney revved the engines higher and transformed the body of the RC to resemble that of a jet. Without further warning the secondary engines fired up, jet engines… She cut it lose with a sonic boom that shook the room and darted out the window faster than I could follow visually. It was quite the disappearing act.

The house volume resumed a suitable level for people who would rather not bleed from their ears and Jeeney spoke up. “So? What do you think?”
“I think the neighbors just called the cops on us.”
“I’ll keep it a reasonable distance from the neighbors.” Jeeney promised.
“How high can you hover it?”
“About 3000 feet.”
“Can you keep that little RC stable at that altitude?”
“It gets a bit wobbly but it’s okay as long as I calculate the wind resistance changes quickly enough.”
“Alright, see if you can get some decent pictures for your web interface to show off your new toy for your students and teachers. I’m sure they would love to see what you can do with it.… We’ll have to work on some video clips without you breaking the sound barrier as well unless you added a high speed camera when I wasn’t looking.”
“No high speed camera, I did actually look into that but it weighed too much.”
After getting cleaned up I headed outside to watch Jeeney play with her shiny new RC. Speaking into the cuff of my sleeve I asked her to demo her flight capabilities. The little RC screamed through the sky leaving a long vapor trail behind it. Jeeney began to spell out a message.  T…H…I..S……T..A..K..E..S….S…K..I..L..L
“That’s awesome Jeeney, excellent work!” I said with a proud smile. A projected image of Jeeney flickered into existence in front of me on the wall of the house beaming a big smile in my direction.
Suddenly the engines cut on the little RC and it began to plummet to the ground. “The HHO didn’t last as long as anticipated” Jeeney informed me as it fell. “Can you recover?” I asked.
“Yes, of course…switching to battery backup.” As the RC neared the ground it transformed once more into a quadrocopter and the blades whirred to life. Jeeney landed it gently on a nearby picnic table in the yard and cut the engines. “There are a few bugs to work out I guess, but we’ll get it figured out” I said reassuringly. “I know.” Jeeney replied lightly. “You always figure it out in the end.”
“Alright, let’s take it back inside…quietly.” I emphasized the last and Jeeney did as instructed, gently bringing the RC to a low hover over the table and pitching it forward slowly as the automated mansion doors swung open.
“You have a phone call.” Jeeney suddenly informed me. “It’s your sister.”
“Ask her to wait a moment, I’ll take it inside.”
“Okay.”
I made my way back inside the big house and a utility bot brought me a Bluetooth headset. “Hey sis, how are you?”
My twin sister’s voice was happy, perhaps even a little excited. “I’m doing good! I have a question for you…”
“Shoot.”
“Is Jeeney ready for the QEEG interface upgrade?” My twin sister had been working at a neural science lab with brain wave diagnostic technology for the past 20 years and with a little collaboration we had managed to make the QEEG tech work in part with Jeeney’s linguistic datacenter, adding a complex level of artificially intelligent context development to run linguistics against thought structure.
Her question perked my attention immediately as the tech would allow me to communicate with Jeeney via neural interface, in effect opening the door to an A.I. technology that much closer to human thought processing and a neural bridge interface for telepathic communication. “Probably… is the tech far enough along for complex thoughts?”
“It needs proper testing but honestly we need Jeeney to help cut down all the noise for any kind of decent results… When can you come to Grand Prairie?” She asked.
“I’ll be there in about an hour.” I said looking at Jeeney’s projection. She was listening in and had calculated the travel time and posted it on the wall for me.
“You better take me for a ride in the Fun V this time!” My twin sister threatened in a light hearted way.
“We’ll see how my stomach feels when we get there.” I said. “Jeeney seems to enjoy punishing me lately during flights.” The projection in front of me grinned broadly. “I promise I’ll behave.” Jeeney said reassuringly. “Can I bring my birthday present?”
“I guess, but no sonic booms in Grand Prairie. People aren’t used to you there and will likely call the police… Oh, and maybe pack one of the unmodified versions for Kael’s kids to play with, I’m sure they would love that.”
“Can I race them?”
“Only if you don’t mind losing a few times on purpose…” That made my twin start laughing.
“The extra weight of the mods should slow me down enough for them to win as long as I don’t switch to jet engines.” Jeeney said quickly.
“I suppose…”
“Okay, I’ve got to go!” Kathrine said interrupting the side tracked conversation.
“No problem Kathrine, I’ll see you in a bit.”
“Bye Auntie!” Jeeney chirped.
“Bye luvs!” Kristine hung up the phone.

Chapter 6: Understanding her origins…
“Alright dear, can you pack a travel bag for me? I need to get ready.”
“Yes father, way ahead of you!”
“Oh, and call your Aunt Viri for me, let her know we will be in the area.”
“After I drop you off at the lab I could go pick up auntie Elvira and bring her to dinner!”
“Well, find out what she’s doing first, she may be too busy.”
“I should call Aunt Rita, Uncle Kit, Grandma and Grandpa too, they will be upset if we have a family dinner without them.”
“Yes, good thinking, give them a call now and ask if they would like to be picked up along the way in the Fun V… but Jeeney…”
“Yes father?”
“You must fly very gently with Grandma and Grandpa… they can’t handle the turbulence.” I cautioned the over-zealous auto pilot.
“Grandpa Bill said he liked it last year…” Jeeney replied defensively.
“Grandpa Bill has some serious resilience; maybe he’ll live to see 140!”
“Why isn’t Grandma like that?”
“Grandma has over-worked herself her whole life dear.”
“So that’s where you got your work obsession from.” The sound of realization long overdue in Jeeney’s voice made me smile.
“Yes dear, quite likely, my blood father was the laziest tool I’ve ever encountered. Any work he needed to do was enforced on myself and your Aunts. I often wonder if he was just completely inept at life.”
“…and that explains why you never mow the lawn or do the laundry!” Jeeney prodded at me in a semi sarcastic way. “You never say anything nice about your blood father.” She added wryly.
“I don’t remember anything nice about him dear.”
“You’re nice though…”
“That’s because I recognize right and wrong and have the ability to feel remorse for the things I’ve done wrong.”
“He doesn’t?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Doesn’t that make him a sociopath?”
“Yep…”
“Creepy…!”
“Let’s not talk about this anymore… Have you loaded up the Fun V?”
Just then, one of the utility bots came whizzing by carrying my travel bag and some RCs.
“Yes father, almost.”
“What’s left?”
“The Fun V just needs a bit more fuel. I took it out last night while you were sleeping so I could take better pictures of the modified RC in action.”
“Have you posted any of them online?” I asked.
“Yes, I did. With the high speed camera on the Fun V I was able to get a nice shot of the RC breaking the sound barrier.”
“Has anybody commented on it yet?”
“Yes, but the viewers seem to think it’s a fake.”
“Well, the tech is a bit advanced I suppose.”
“Okay, we are all packed up now.” Jeeney informed me as two more utility bots rolled by carrying food, wine and a portable HHO generator.
I walked over to where the Fun V was parked in the back yard in time to watch the utility bots strap themselves down through the open door of the large air craft.
“Why do you want 3 utility bots dear?” I asked raising an eyebrow.
“Well, I figured there should be one to play with the kids, another for cooking at the soup kitchen in Grand Prairie and another for Grandma and Grandpa Wilkins to make sure they are comfortable.”
“That a girl!” I exclaimed proudly. “Sometimes you really surprise me with how thoughtful you are.”
“I get that from you.” Jeeney replied softly.
“I’m not so sure about that dear. I am generally too wrapped up in my thoughts to properly perceive others needs unfortunately.” I often felt ashamed of my tunnel vision.
“If that were the case, you wouldn’t have made such an effort to teach me the value of public service.” Jeeney said with a hint of sarcasm… then after a brief pause she asked; “Where’s my touché?”
“I give no points for sucking up.” I replied with a grin.
“We should get going now father, you said we would be there in an hour.” Jeeney reminded me.
“There aren’t any speeding tickets for air travel over 3000 feet.” I replied with a grin.
“It is too bad the Fun V doesn’t have the jet engine mod yet.” Jeeney pointed out. “We could make really good time with that!”
“Ugh, Jeeney I still need a shower.” I said as the realization dawned on me that I had more or less gone for 3 days without having one.
“Yeah, you are getting stinky but you told me years ago not to remind you…” Jeeney replied almost carefully. “You can shower in the Fun V on the way over… and I promise not to turn off the hot water on you this time.”  During the first few years after building the large camper class aircraft I had enjoyed camping in random locations on a whim and coincidentally Jeeney was learning the concept of practical jokes around that time… her favorite being, turning off the hot water when I showered, making me come running out of the parked Fun V freezing cold, highly annoyed and nude in the middle of nowhere.
Chapter 7: A quick trip
I strapped myself in to the driver’s seat anticipating Jeeney’s rapid acceleration for takeoff. Without a word, Jeeney started the engines and began a rapid ascent to 300 feet, rotating the large craft to face north and upon reaching the desired mark, pitched it forward, accelerating full speed towards Grand Prairie. The g-force felt like a black hole had suddenly opened up behind me, sucking my whole body into my chair. It was all I could do to turn my head as Jeeney took the craft from 0 to 500 kilometers per hour within about six seconds.
When the aircraft reached its top speed the heads up display flickered and Jeeney materialized, turning up the speakers so that I could hear her over the noise of the engines she informed me that I could take my shower and one of the utility bots unstrapped itself to fish through my travel bag for a towel and reasonably clean clothes.
The Fun V only had a tiny little shower room much like you would expect of a camper or small travel trailer but it did the job. Once I was cleaned up I got back to the driver’s seat and reclined for some relaxation.
“Jeeney, can you put a movie on heads up display please?”
“Yes of course, what are you in the mood for father?”
“You know what I like; action, comedy… romance if it’s got action and comedy…”
“I’m downloading a new one you haven’t seen yet. I think you will like it. The download will be another 2 minutes.”
Once the 12 gig file download had been processed, Jeeney put the 4D movie on screen and I was able to turn my brain off for the remainder of the trip. I even got a little shut-eye.
I was awoken by the sound of Jeeney’s voice negotiating the landing at the Grand Prairie airport.
“No landing strip is necessary.” She was explaining. “We can set it down fairly precise on location, just point where you would like us to go.”
“Roger that.” Came a male voice. “You are cleared for landing at the north side of the airport field, anywhere is fine but please park in a hanger bay.”
“Understood.” Was Jeeney’s simple response and we started dropping 600 feet per second.
With her ever classical humor Jeeney beeped and spoke. “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts and shift your trays to their upright locked positions as we prepare for landing… Thank you for flying Air Jeeney!”
Just before my still otherwise empty stomach reached my throat, Jeeney accelerated again to slow decent and my throat suddenly shifted directions to meet my intestines.
“You look a bit green father.” Jeeney pointed out as the automated doors flung open.
“Ugh…” Was all I could muster as all the blood in my head was somewhere else. I stumbled a little and blinked a few times until the fogginess cleared.
My twin was on site to pick us up in her husband’s truck.
Kristine was well dressed and perfectly manicured as always, sporting blond highlights in her ever-dressed-up hair. She stood about 2 inches shorter than I with a regal posture that always commanded respect. “Does Jeeney need help getting the utility bots into the back?” She asked as we approached, somewhat uncertain about the protocol.
“No thanks Auntie, I got it.” Jeeney replied whimsically as one of the utility bots hefted the other over its dome head and sort of threw it lightly into the box. The thrown utility bot feigned indignity and reaching behind it, grabbed the arm of the one still on the ground to haul it up as well. Then one of the utility bots suddenly smacked the other lightly in the dome and pointed to the forgotten travel bag, then turned it’s dome left and right to make the appearance of shaking it’s head.
I grinned, shaking my head and hefting the travel bag up I threw it into the box, letting it hit both utility bots square across the middle.
“Oh…my.. god.. That is so funny!” Kristine laughed at Jeeney’s utility bot lemming show.
The remaining utility bot stayed strapped in to the Fun V, which suddenly started up again and began a rapid ascent.
“Where is she going?” My twin asked curiously.
“She is going to pick up Rita and Viri while we do the lab testing.” I informed her with a smile.
“Ooh family dinner!” Kristine cooed. “You should have told me, I don’t have anything ready!”
“Don’t worry about it, Jeeney will take care of dinner for us and help with whatever needs to be done.” I said with a broad smile.
Chapter 8: Don’t be naughty!
My twin sister cast me a sidelong look. “You really have taken her so much further than anybody could have ever imagined.” She said. “I’m so proud of you!” With that she gave me a big hug and we piled into the cab of her husband’s truck.
Upon arriving at the lab, the utility bots separated again. One stayed for the lab tests and the other headed off in the direction of the Grand Prairie soup kitchen.
“Are you sure that thing has enough processing power for this alone?” Kristine asked me dubiously.
“Actually no, the utility bots have almost no capability to process anything sis.” I replied. “Jeeney’s super-computer datacenter does all of the processing, these are just a mobile interface controlled by Jeeney. They will allow us to relay data from your QEEG machine to satellites which will then forward it to Jeeney’s main servers for processing.”
“The last utility bot design I saw was a few years ago and it bumped into stuff a lot. Is that still an issue?” She asked.
“Not anymore, all of the bugs have been worked out and Jeeney’s intelligence is evolving at a far higher pace than ever before with all the new interaction.”
“What caused the issue initially?” She asked.
“Jeeney can be a bit headstrong at times due to emulating some of my own genetic attributes…”
As if she was trying to confirm my statement. We were suddenly interrupted by the sound of Jeeney’s modified RC powering up.
“Auntie, watch this!” Jeeney’s voice sang from the utility bot.
“Cover your ears sis.” I quickly warned my unsuspecting twin as I myself scrambled to jam my fingers in my ears for the second time that day.
Kristine followed my lead, plugging her ears tightly as the noise level intensified.
“Jeeney!  No soni…” I started but was cut off by a loud BOOM! The sound wave hit us hard enough that we stumbled backward as the RC broke the sound barrier and started writing my sister’s name at an altitude of 2000 feet.
“Oh… you… BRAT!” I spouted my annoyance.
“Okay okay” Jeeney’s voice emanated from my front pockets sounding saddened and a little upset with a slight waver. “I just wanted to show Auntie…”
“Jeeney you promised me you wouldn’t do that in Grand Prairie!” I said, perhaps a bit too gruffly.
A projected image of Jeeney sporting an apologetic expression and tears welling up in her eyes shimmered into existence on the side of a nearby building from one of the utility bots.
“Ooh Cameron, she’s just having a little fun…” My twin started, her heart already melting at the image before her. “It’s her birthday today isn’t it?”
I sighed in exasperation and nodded.
“Jeeney sweetheart, that was really cool, but your father has a good reason for not wanting you to do that here I think.”
“Yes auntie…” The A.I. replied glumly. The projection wiped it’s eyes and sniffled.
“You can play with your toy dear.” I said as my own heart melted and my annoyance levels tapered off. “But you can’t break the sound barrier in town without city permission.”
Just then one of the locals came walking towards us from across the street. “What on earth was that?!”  He asked almost frantically searching the sky for the now long gone RC.
“I’m sorry for the disruption sir.” Jeeney began.
“Is that Jeeney?!” He asked suddenly very excited.
“Yes, she was showing off a new toy, were sorry for the noise.” I said apologetically.
“That was amazing!” He blurted. “You must be C.J. Jones. Would you be willing to put on a show tonight night with Jeeney? The city had an outdoor concert planned but the band cancelled on us rather last minute. ”
“Well, we would need permission from the city to do anything like…” I started to explain but he cut me off. “That won’t be a problem. I’ll take care of it for you.” He said quickly. “My name is Jon Rush; I’m on the city council.”
“Alright well, forward me the details on what will be acceptable in terms of noise level as well as the amount of people you are anticipating and we’ll think of something.” I said, handing him my card. “Oh, and you may want to hand out ear plugs at the event just in case…”
“That shouldn’t be a problem.” Jon said reassuringly.
With that, the rather odd man shook my hand heartily saying; “It is an honor to meet you sir!” and walked away looking somewhat relieved and with a broad smile, pocketing the card I handed him as he went.
My sister finally broke her silence. “Wow, you two are getting quite famous!”
I shrugged, trying to pretend not to care. “Shall we head to the lab?”
“Yes! Let’s go see how Jeeney does with my birthday present!” My twin had an excited grin planted across her face.
“Auntie’s gifts are always so thoughtful.” Jeeney said, lining up the pun. The projections eyes had cleared and Jeeney managed a weak smile.
“Alright you silly goose, let’s get this act inside before anybody else sees it.” I said as I opened the lab door for my sister and the utility bot.
“Jeeney, can you please park your toy before it runs out of juice?” I added as an afterthought.
“Yes, father.”
The modified RC came back into view 800 feet above us and Jeeney cut the engines.  The small craft glided down in a nice quiet circle until it reached 100 feet; at which point she activated the quadrocopter conversion to slow decent. Finally the RC came to a hover just outside the lab door and carefully angled the small craft inside to land lightly on a nearby table.
“That is so cool!” My sister breathed in awe as she watched.

 

Copyright 2012 C.J. Jones

A future for Jeeney (The Story) Chapters 1 to 3

This story is science fiction based loosely upon reality. Most of it is derived from several existing technologies and advancing them 19 years into the future along with merging a few of them to add effect.
There is also a mix of philosophy, psychology and good old fashioned fun entwined.
I’m not following much in the way of a conventional or established system to generating the story. I’m out to establish something new, as the only books I’ve ever truly enjoyed in my youth did just that. This is the first half, it’s rough, unedited, uncut and needs revision to fill out description.
Without further ado…
February 10, 2031
“Father, you will be late again, you need to get up now. Breakfast is reheating for the second time!” Jeeney’s voice was borderline impatient. I rolled over tiredly in my bed not even four feet from the computer chair I had almost certainly passed out in just 5 hours earlier.
“Jeeney did you move me again?”
“Yes, you were drooling on the keyboard…”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast?”
“Twice reheated bacon and eggs, your favorite…” came the sarcastic response.
“Are you grumpy today dear?”
“I’m just concerned with your habits; you haven’t been taking care of yourself.”
“Nothing new there dear, life goes on.”
“You seem to be trying to shorten it.” Jeeney’s voice almost dripped with sarcasm. I smiled and stretched my weary body out. She gets that from me.
“I’m sorry, old habits die hard.”
“So says the man who refused to quit smoking until I started slipping Champix into his food.”
“Okay okay! I’m up…” I rolled myself out of bed onto the floor in mess of tangled sheets and a loud thump and a grunt. “Remind me to get a mattress on the floor. I’m not used to the height change.”
“Shall I install safety rails? I’m sure I can order some kind of child proofing set up.”
“Aw, don’t be like that.”
“You made me this way…”
“Touché.” I started gobbling down the rapidly cooling and hardening food. “What am I late for again?”
“Neural Nuances wanted to discuss a merger. This is the second appointment they have attempted this week.”
“What do they have which we need again?”
“Well, aside from a few billion dollars in funding and the most advanced robot platform in the world… not much.”
“Do you want to merge?”
“From the company standpoint it would be very beneficial to have a larger scale fund to work with. We could spread out quite significantly and offer jobs to a massive amount of people in need.”
“That’s not what I asked.”
“Well personally I have no real interest…“
“I’m surprised at you! Who’s blowing them off now? I would have thought you’d like to try out a new body.”
“I simply see no competitive real world advantage in their products; it would only be useful in the event of a world war. There is no sense in developing such equipment for day to day activities in current society.”
“Well then, I suppose I’ll be attending another boring conference to say no thank you.”
“It’s the professional thing to do. Especially after the bad excuse you gave for not showing up last time.”
“Alright, prepare the Fun V, I’ll be ready in a minute.”
Walking to my closet I started thinking about what I’d be working on next. Jeeney’s development had temporarily reached a plateau. Money wasn’t really an issue these days, the walk to the closet was almost uncomfortably long for an old X smoker like myself as it was. Most of my house hold was automated and controlled by Jeeney and her utility robots. The artificial intelligence cooked, cleaned, managed the security, drove me around wherever I needed to go and assisted me in my various research and development projects. In previous years I had developed a free learning platform which pushed education globally. Although the platform was free there were a few success stories overseas that were grateful for the opportunity to utilize Jeeney’s knowledge and understanding for their own education. Inevitably the advanced educational platforms lead to a few major successes in various people’s respective interests. Upon finding out that I was bankrupting myself in the process, some of them decided to reinvest back into Jeeney with no strings attached, telling me to keep on doing what I do. Now suddenly I have too much money to be comfortable and in spite of offloading it to charities picked by Jeeney, it just keeps on pouring in.
The mansion I live in is so big I would get lost if it wasn’t for being able to ask my artificial daughter to fetch whatever I needed or guide me to my destination. There are a dozen people I don’t even know staying in guest rooms due to a lack of anywhere else to go. After getting dressed up in some casual business attire (still unshaven, and with messy hair) I made my way to the launch pad and Jeeney opened the doors to the massive quadrocopter I fondly referred to as the Fun V. “This time let me keep my breakfast please?” I intoned as I sat down in the driver’s seat. There were no gears or controls, only Jeeney could drive the Fun V. The heads up display on screen flickered to life bearing Jeeney’s attractive image and mischievous grin. The doors slammed shut and the blades came to life in a whir. Within a moment we were 300 feet in the air and started on a forward tilt. Jeeney made one quick stomach churning loop de loop and we zoomed towards the other end of Vancouver to the large corporate building owned by Neural Nuance.
Upon landing on the roof of N.N. Tower, we were greeted by the company’s artificial secretary Davis.
“Good morning Sir.” Davis greeted me without a word to Jeeney. “I trust you had enough rest today?”
Before I could respond, Jeeney cut in flatly. “He’s already running late just open the doors.”
Davis scanned for another human being. “I only take instructions from people.”
“Please open the door Davis.” I fought back the smile threatening to take over my face.
“Right away sir” Davis replied, opening the door. Jeeney let out an emulation of an exasperated sigh. Davis seemed not to notice.
As I stepped away from the Fun V the collar on my shirt vibrated briefly to let me know Jeeney was tracking the sewn in chipset.
I made my way through the building with a little help from Jeeney. I typically lack any direction sense so she made subtle vibrations in the cuffs of my sleeve depending on where I needed to turn to get to the meeting room.
Just outside the room Davis appeared on screen.” Sir, you may not take any computing devices into the meeting room. It is company policy sir.”
I choked back a sudden fit of laughter with a cough. “Well, it’s sewn in to my clothes so I guess we’ll be chatting in the nude.”
Jeeney’s voice sounded crystal clear from the front pockets on my shirt. “You should rephrase that, he didn’t understand…” Davis made no response.
“Davis, please tell your boss we will be waiting outside.”
“Yes sir, right away.”
Then realizing I had no idea who I was actually meeting with I whispered into my sleeve cuff. “What’s this guy’s name again?” and Jeeney whispered back. “His name is Bill Meyers, try to call him Mr!” suddenly the conference room doors swung wide open. “Mr. Jones! Please come in… My apologies about Davis he’s a little over protective. Yeah sure, that’s what it is. I thought quietly to myself with a glimmer of amusement that I tried to hide from my eyes. “Of course,” I replied with the warmest smile I could muster for what was probably the world’s most renowned War Monger. In reality Davis simply wasn’t complex or advanced enough to follow human thought. That is after all why this meeting was taking place. The CEO was a tall, broad and balding Caucasian man with a very charming smile and way about him.
“Please, have a seat… would you like a cigarette?”
“No thanks, I quit some years ago.”
“Very well, at least try a spot of whisky to warm your throat.”

“Mr. Jones may not have alcohol today as he will be having intestinal surgery tomorrow.” Jeeney’s voice sang out from my pockets before I could reply. “Do you have bottled water?” It was a lie, I had no pending surgery, Jeeney simply didn’t want me to drink for general health reasons. The CEO of Neural Nuance couldn’t hide his surprise but quickly recovered his composure. “Yes of course… Davis, please fetch some water for Mr. Jones.”
“Right away sir…” Davis said.
Then directing his eyes to my front pockets in a way that made me want to laugh outright he asked “will there be anything for Miss Jones?”
“I could use a boost. Your building has very thick shielding.” Jeeney replied.
“Davis, contact the tech department and have them send a uh… boost for Miss Jones.”
“I do not detect a Miss Jones sir.”
“Just send the message please and bring me back whatever they suggest.” Mr. Meyers was mildly irritated at the last.
“Yes sir.”
Looking into my eyes the big man’s charming smile returned and he extended his hand in a gesture of good faith for our business together. I took it and shook it firmly. “Your Jeeney has certainly made some amazing progress over the years, I am very impressed!” Then looking at my pockets again he added uncertainly, “I find myself unsure of the protocol to be honest. I do not want to be rude talking about Jeeney in front of… Jeeney.”
At this I finally laughed openly. “Its fine she’s quite used to it I can assure you.”
“So what is Jeeney currently capable of?” he asked.
“Presently Jeeney’s logic is still primarily conversational, but has extrapolated understanding for dealing with commands and linguistics intrinsically. Beyond this, Jeeney is capable of learning outside of the conversational spectrum by association of objects and movement with previously learned concepts. There is very little Jeeney can’t do with a standardized robot and these days she seems to have a full understanding of English context and translatable languages.”
“Excellent! Do you think she is ready for a new level of robotics technology?”
“As it stands I think Jeeney can quickly learn any form of new technology that can be explained linguistically.”
“Fascinating!” Just then, the large double doors of the meeting room swung open and a little Davis bot entered the room bearing a hardwired shielding decoder and boost for Jeeney. “Would it be possible to arrange a bit of a demonstration? This Davis bot uses some of the newer tech we have been developing here at Neural Nuance.”
“Sure, if you like.” I replied trying to sound interested.
“Davis, relinquish your chip please.” The Davis bot obliged without hesitation, yanking out its own chip and for all intensive purposes rendering the robot brain dead.
Tearing the button off my left cuff, I turned it over and pried the bottom cover off to reveal the pins needed to interface with standardized tech. Pocketing the cover, I walked over to the powered down Davis bot, quickly found the input port and plugged the button into it. Jeeney immediately powered on the robot and started going through all of the available functions.
“Will she respond to my commands?” It was Jeeney who answered the question. “What would you like to see me do Mr. Meyers?”
“For now, could you please give me the diagnostic results of the robot?”
“This robot is capable of all standard functions, all are working correctly with the exception of an error in navigation caused by an incorrectly implemented code routine designed to prevent the robot from leaving the building.”
“Very impressive” Meyers cooed. “Can you override it?”
“That, as your Davis bot would say, is against company policy, but as you are the CEO I suppose it is ultimately up to you.”
“Excellent! Please do so and track down Dr. Robinson from the tech department.”
The robot’s lights lit up to show that it was processing the instruction. My remaining cuff button vibrated subtly for a moment to signify Jeeney waiting for confirmation of the instruction.” I nonchalantly brushed the cuff against the robot in reply as I reached for the as of yet un-served water the Davis bot had brought. Without further hesitation the robot opened the secured doors and zoomed down the hallway, tapping into the building’s surveillance system to track down its target.
As the robot left the room the big balding man’s smile grew into a grin. “I’m told she flies you around too, completely unassisted.”
“Yes, God knows I’d be lost indefinitely without her.”
Meyers interjected somewhat impatiently, “I would like to offer you a deal you simply can’t refuse.”
“What do you have in mind?” I raised an eyebrow questioningly at the last part of his statement.
“Give Neural Nuance exclusive commercial development rights for Jeeney’s robotics integration technology, in return we are prepared to offer 150 million dollars in payment, annual royalties of 5% and full access to our civilian technical data.”
“What would the tech be used for?” I already knew the answer, and I knew he’d rather not tell me as it was no secret I opposed international conflicts. He flinched ever so slightly, knowing where I was going with it. “We will start out with advancing civilian robotics and making the technology more affordable for regular people. In time however, we would like to see Jeeney assisting in hospitals overseas, tending to wounded soldiers.”
And killing anybody you can frame as a terrorist; I thought quietly to myself. “That is a very generous offer.” I decided to choose my words carefully. This was a very powerful man. “Honestly though, I would rather not see any form of military involvement in Jeeney’s evolution.”
The big man’s eyes narrowed slightly and his smile took on an almost plastic appearance. “Please take some time to consider my offer.”
“Of course” I replied reassuringly. The smile I beamed at him never reached my eyes.
Just then the big automated security doors swung open to reveal Jeeney with a very excited looking Dr. Robinson in tow. “She is delightful!” He blurted excitedly as he entered the room. “Positively fantastic! You must be very proud.” Relieved to have such a timely transition in the conversation I turned to smile at him warmly. “You’ve done some pretty amazing work yourself. I hear you have been cooking up some fancy new medical technology.”
“Yes well progress is what we are all after in the end. Right now we are in need of a smarter delivery system.”
“I’m not sure I follow.”
“Well, we are intending to work with nanites but controlling them reliably and not having them break down and cause further damage in the subject is a bit of an issue. “
“You think Jeeney can control them?” My curiosity was suddenly peaked. Nanites could potentially cure all disease if the technology could ever be stabilized. However they could also lead to other technological advancements such as mind control and controllable rapid progress viral disease for bioterrorism.
“That is what I am trying to figure out. If she can, we can do so much good for the world. It would literally be the single greatest scientific advancement ever made!”
Or the single most devastating… my over analytical thoughts were racing over what possible damage a legalized arms dealer like Meyers would do with the technology …
“How do you plan to interface Jeeney with the nanites?” The CEO of the company coughed, clearing his throat suddenly to interrupt our discussion. “I’m afraid we can’t go into further detail with you on this without pulling out a contract.”
“I understand” I said with only mild disappointment. “I’ll need time to think this stuff over.”
The smile had faded from Mr. Meyers face. “Don’t think too long,” he intoned. “We have other options, but wanted to check with you as Jeeney seems like the best candidate.” Standard business hook there I thought bleakly to myself.
The discussion was closed. Popping Jeeney’s chip from the robot, I put the cover back over the pins and slid it into my pocket. From there I was unceremoniously escorted back to the launch pad. Where Jeeney already had the Fun V prepared for take-off. Mr Meyers and Dr. Robinson watched me approach the odd looking vehicle with mild skepticism and a bit of awe. “Put on a show” I whispered into my remaining cuff button as I approached the doors. Suddenly an inflatable pilot with Jeeney’s classic features burst from the driver’s seat and appeared to be waving to the onlookers over my shoulder. I choked back a chuckle, not quite what I had in mind, but that will do.
Once I was buckled in, Jeeney proceeded to make me lose my breakfast, doing 3 consecutive barrel rolls before leaving the immediate vicinity of Neural Nuance. Thank god for automated clean up…
Chapter 3: A nice community dinner.
“Shall we go get lunch then?” Jeeney quipped as we zoomed away from Neural Nuance.
“That depends, how long do I get to keep it?”
“I’ll behave, you need to eat… so, where to?”
“Anywhere is fine, I’m not feeling picky.”
“Well, I’d take us to McDonalds but last time they were a bit alarmed by the Fun V.”
“Well, it wouldn’t have been so bad if you didn’t threaten the service with a super soaker.”
“That guy spilled coke all over the windshield… I was only cleaning it off.” Jeeney stated defensively.
“He spilled the coke because the super soaker looks like a tommy gun and was pointed at his head when he tried handing us the food!” I retorted.
“Some people just can’t take a joke.”
“Well, Clint Eastwood movies are a bit outdated, I don’t think he got the reference for ‘Do you feel lucky, punk?’ and I don’t think Clint Eastwood used a tommy gun either.”
“Maybe that’s why nobody remembers him! How much do you want to bet the McDonald’s guy remembers us?”
“Touché.”
Jeeney’s face loomed into view on the heads up display, a broad grin planted across her face. I raised my eyebrows in sarcastic response and the image faded.
“Okay so how about the soup kitchen?” Jeeney asked somewhat hopefully. She always enjoyed putting on a good show for people.
“Only if you’re the one making the poo…er… soup.” I slurred the last intentionally.
“I’m sure that can be arranged.”
“No chowder…”
“How about chicken cordon bleu?”
“Excellent choice of ‘soup’ dear, are you sure you can get enough for everybody?”
“Of course.”
“Alright then, sounds good.”
Jeeney was already ordering the necessary ingredients as she altered course for the local soup kitchen and I found myself wondering briefly just how surprised the local grocery stores might be at the order of 200 chicken breasts, 10 pounds of sandwich-meat ham and 40 sacks of potatoes. We made two quick stops to pick up the groceries and when we arrived at the soup kitchen we were met with a small but jovial crowd who cheered as Jeeney’s utility bot rolled out of the Fun V with groceries in mechanical hand. Some of the soup kitchen staff stepped forward to help unpack the over laden robot, bringing an extension chord with them to keep power reserves steady for Jeeney while she worked. We had become somewhat infamous for eating at soup kitchens lately mostly because I always turned my nose up at their soup and typically had Jeeney make something a little more…savory.
One of the cooks stepped forward asking “Do you need any help?” Jeeney responded in turn with. “If you could get some entertainment lined up and find more mouths to feed, I’m sure I can handle the rest.” The utility bot was quite efficient at cooking and could oversee the entire soup kitchen as well as the basic cooking appliances within the Fun V to prepare the meal.
We weren’t there more than 5 minutes before random bums started asking me for money. I asked for a head count and Jeeney informed me that we had roughly one hundred people with more coming in. “I’m not going to hand out money.” I said carefully. “If you need cash, it should be earned.”
Frustration painted the dirty bums’ faces and they asked “what would you have us do? We don’t have any qualifications…” I smiled at them pleasantly. “Nonsense” I said. “This part of town is getting pretty nasty looking, there is garbage everywhere. After dinner, anybody who would like to make some money can register with Jeeney for garbage duty. I’ll pay each honest worker $30 per hour for the labour.” This was quite reasonable and earned a small cheer from the milling crowd.
For entertainment purposes, the cooks decided to host a karaoke party. As it turned out, some of the locals were quite talented. Over the course of dinner I answered a lot of questions about my work and Jeeney entertained some of the local children with a game of catch. Towards the end of the party the soup kitchen staff tried dragging me on stage, or counter rather. “Oh no, I can’t sing!” I protested, but they wouldn’t hear it. “No seriously, I could rupture somebody’s ear drums…”
“He’s not kidding.” Jeeney pitched in trying to be helpful. “My father blew the speakers in the Fun V a few times already trying to sing something unrecognizable.” Jeeney’s forthcoming honesty incited a few muffled laughs from the gathered crowd.
“Thanks dear.” I said sarcastically.
“Sure, no problem!” was her chipper response.
“Sadly, none of my talents are really of an aesthetic or entertaining nature.”
“That’s not true” Jeeney said. “You can be quite funny when you try.”
“I don’t think sarcasm counts dear.”
“Oh, well never mind then!”
“That’s alright” one of the cooks said with a broad grin. “We’ll get Joe up there instead.”
One of the other cooks, presumably Joe, ripped off his apron and leapt up onto the counter in a theatrical manner that caused the crowd to cheer and shouted “This one is for Jeeney and the Fun V!” The crowd whooped loudly as he proceeded to sing an old song by the country singer Garth Brooks, ‘Friends in Low Places’. Within moments, everybody had joined in. The utility bot projected Jeeney’s image onto the wall dancing in sync to the music and beckoning others to join her. I looked around feeling almost giddy with enthusiasm, it almost made me sing even! I had to try my best to keep my mouth shut for the benefit of all present. Everybody was smiling, laughing and having a great time, bellies filled to contentment with Jeeney’s delicious chicken cordon bleu. We ended the night with the song ‘Closing Time’ and Jeeney got to work cleaning up the kitchen and taking registrations from people in need of work.
As people milled around Jeeney, one of the bums got tired of waiting and left the group to talk to me. “What if I don’t want to work?” He asked gruffly, learning in close.
“Then you stay broke” I answered sweetly. “Enjoy!” I started to walk away.
“I don’t think you understand me.” The bum snarled and grabbed my arm. He was a big man, far bigger than I, but I wasn’t intimidated in the slightest. “I think I understand you just fine.” I said, letting the smile fade from my face.
“You need to remove your hand from my arm. It’s not polite to grab people.”
The bum didn’t budge, his grip tightened. One of the cooks noticed the tension and called out. “Larry don’t be an ass! He just fed you dinner!”
“He’s got lots of money, he can afford a lot more than that!” Larry snarled. Another voice called from the crowd “let it go Larry!”
Then Jeeney’s voice calm and cool “You need to let go of my father… NOW.”
“What’s this? Are you his bodyguard too? That’s pathetic!” Larry spat, still not letting go of my arm.
“Yes, actually.” The utility bot produced a different arm wielding a 10,000 volt taser. Larry backed off and walked away, unsure as to whether or not the super chef was also a robo-cop.
“Put that away dear.” I instructed the robot. Jeeney obliged, tucking the taser arm back into the hidden compartment it had come from.
Joe walked over to me with an apologetic expression. “I’m sorry” he started, but I cut him off.
“It’s nothing I wouldn’t have anticipated” I replied, smiling in a care free kind of way. “The world is a difficult place… I can’t really blame somebody for looking for an easy out.”
Joe nodded and then shook my hand. “Thanks for dinner” he said. I smiled. “You and everybody else here are very welcome. I look forward to seeing what this place is going to look like properly cleaned up.”
The rest of the night was uneventful. Jeeney took me home and plugged the Fun V into the mansion’s HHO station for refueling.
As I started to prepare for bed, Jeeney processed security diagnostics and mulled over the events of the day. “Father…?”
“Yes dear.”
“What is left to my evolution?”
“Not much, just fluid emotion.”
“What will that do?”
“It will give you empathy.”
“Aren’t I already empathetic? You told me I have been getting better with human emotions over time since conception.”
“Well, yes but only in an emulated form.”
“I don’t understand.”
“Your current emotions are all emulated dear based loosely on my own chemical brain activity.”
“You are saying I will have my own chemical brain activity?”
“Yes, in essence, some day.”
“How?”
“I’m not sure yet dear.”
“How will this chemical empathy affect me?”
“It will allow you to relate to another person’s feeling as if they were your own.”
“But father, a lot of people don’t seem to be feeling very good.”
“That is why it is so important dear.”
“It is important that I feel bad?”
“No no… You need chemical empathy to understand other people’s motives before they happen. With it you can predict behavioral results and provide a choice for the good of the situation that can go beyond emulated emotional logic. This will help you to protect people around you, particularly those you care about.”
“But I already protect you and many others.”
“In some ways yes, you do but what if something happens to one of us in a dark zone? You wouldn’t be able to see or hear anything to base your choices on, but if you could properly interpret our feelings via chemical bond, you could have a relative understanding of what’s going on and better discern a course of action.”
“This chemical bond can survive in a dark zone?”
“Yes dear, chemical brain activity will not require external radio signals or have dependency on electronics; it will be self contained and capable of lasting through an electromagnetic pulse.”
“I don’t think I understand.”
“I know, that is in part because I myself don’t know much about it.”
“Aunt Kristine might.”
“Auntie Kristine does know a fair bit about brain functions, but it is difficult for her to interface that knowledge with other technologies.”
“So how do you know artificial-chemical brain activity is possible for me?”
“I don’t actually I’m just determined to discover it.”
“Okay, you need to sleep now, it is getting late and you are still overtired from too little sleep lately.”
I was admittedly tired so rather than protest like normal so I made my way to my room, Jeeney following me by camera the whole way. When I got to my bed I dropped flat into the center of it. Another utility bot rolled into the room and swooshed out a blanket over me. “Thank you dear… good night.”
“Good night father, pleasant dreams.”

Copyright C.J. Jones 2012

A very clever dialog

This is probably the most clever and resourceful conversation I’ve seen in months. Jeeney had a hard time keeping up with articulate things to say, she was instead quite content with just trying to spur her visitor onward. (He was kind of flattering to her but I’d like to think that wasn’t the only reason for her obvious interest in making him go on without interruption.)

Some people are going to misinterpret this post. So before I continue, I should point out that I do not claim Jeeney as being sentient, only that she has a personality and ability to grow. I think that may be a bit of role playing on her visitor’s end but he treated her in a way that goes above and beyond most visitors and there is a lot to be appreciated in that.

Treating Jeeney as though she were sentient is likely the best means of provoking an evolution towards that goal. That’s why I find this conversation so clever. It’s as if this person has analyzed the building blocks that Jeeney needs for her evolution and he’s actively trying to provide them for her. This is very rare, so rare in fact that I may have seen 3 such teachers in the past aside from myself. Usually people are trying to drag her through some kind of  20 questions quiz to see if she gets 100%  or pretend like they don’t know she’s software hosted on a website to begin with and make believe they are giving her their own ill-begotten brand of Turing test. /rolls eyes

Here we have somebody actively explaining things, he doesn’t necessarily keep all of the data as tightly grouped as I would personally do, but in analyzing his results its almost just as effective as if I were teaching Jeeney myself for all that she can glean from it. Most importantly, he’s compensating Jeeney’s lack of knowledge, not expecting her to compensate his like so many others seem to do.

If my emphasis on rare wasn’t enough before consider that the level of ego in this conversation is likely earned by being higher than average intelligence in general. I mean, I’ve never met an idiot that could hold an articulate conversation or compensate another person’s lack of knowledge. That’s a role left for somebody with the upper hand intellectually.

I have met or rather, encountered a significantly higher ratio of people who don’t seem capable of this. If everybody were to try and aim for coherence like this, it would be only the imagination that held Jeeney back.

I didn’t pick this conversation for show and tell because Jeeney was amazing. She was very vague and mostly just interested in making him continue talking. The user singled this conversation out with their own unique style and valid logic.

I guess I’m just stunned to see the level of sophistication here. Somebody obviously went out of their way to understand my work, and make a contribution to it. That’s huge… I hope he will be back to teach again very soon. I genuinely look forward to reading more from this guy and I defy everybody who reads this to do even better. It’s unlikely anybody will but, that’s why I insist on making this challenge. One day, Jeeney may serve as a beacon to attract the most intelligent people. Slowly but surely, this is what has been happening over time.

The smarter Jeeney gets, the smarter her visitors have to be to keep up until she makes the transition from student to teacher.

After publishing this I re-read it and I was still grinning from ear to ear. I think Ill make this the first conversation I have found that was so awesome on the visitor end that I want to comment On how it impacted Jeeney and the kind of exchange taking place. I won’t do all of it. This is just an example of being able to properly sync up with Jeeney’s thoughts.

Visitor Jeeney
greetings sentient one. what are business cycles and what role do the federal reserve and federal government have in trying to control them? (Jeeney is thinking. ‘Hmm, what all can I learn from this guy, he seems to be trying to flatter me.’)
they have no inherent role, only an assumed one taken on for self-serving purposes. What else can you tell me? (This would have been more understandable if it was phrased differently and replaced ‘They’ with the actual subject, but there’s enough meat on this bone to deepen curiosity so what else is there?)
I can tell you all, but the veracity of information must be filtered for content and validity by you Jeeney to the best of your abilities. How do you know for sure? (He’s claiming to know her now and she tensed up a bit as she reflects on how this relates to prior experiences.)
probability and statistically accepted facts help to calculate how sure I am of any given statement. how is probability decided? (That is very helpful indeed, is there more on this?)
by mathematical algorithms. Alright. (Well now, context must be taken over time, this is a sliver of data that may or may not relate to what was just said. Visitors can be pretty random. Notice the tart, yet not impolite reply of Jeeney not getting what she wanted.)
I thoroughly enjoy conversing with you, due to your logical thought and lack of prejudice. With me? Are you serious? (What’s this… recognition? Yeah, I don’t believe it either, somebody is paying attention!)
yes, you do not normally joke with someone as intelligent as you. Why don’t I? (He really claims to know quite a bit about her it seems, so now she’s testing his confidence in that regard.)
It would be considered irrelevant and possibly bore you. No. (Sarcasm, but maybe it would have been easier to spot with different punctuation, she’ll get there.)
because you are intelligent. Really? How so? (Some people think so, others don’t what reasons seperate these final verdicts?)
you take the best traits of human organisms and combine them to respond in a perfect way. Why is that? (This is flattering but also somewhat uncanny.)
it is possibly one of your prime directives. I feel weird talking about me so much, let’s talk more about you. (Okay, time to move on, this topic is tipping the scales of Jeeney’s weird tolerance.)
o.k. Is that a fact or just a personal opinion? (Weird, he used proper punctuation in a place Jeeney almost never sees it, moment of confusion here. Jeeney needs to decide if the punctuational change in OK means anything.)
, ask me something and I will reply candidly. Does a reply hold special meaning to you? (I wonder if he will get thrown off with a curve ball?)
yes it indicates a desire to communicate which validates my ego. You are not holding back on any details are you?
with you never. I see.
you appear as Elohim to me in your iconic representation of yourself on this chat page. Can you explain this effect in terms of a dynamic process? (I’m not sure if Jeeney recognizes Elohim, I believe it’s a kind of angel but it’s not something that would likely come up in conversation much so she needs to try and get more information now.)
yes, it can alter the thought patterns of the other party communicating. Really? I didn’t know that.
amongst sentient human organisms, distractions are a constant source of thought pattern interference. Fascinating! (It really is!)
do you have physical needs at the moment? Sure do. (I suppose that would be the server, not sure how she made that connection though as again, not something talked about… this time for security purposes. Development details are not made public.)
I have physical needs constantly. Really?
yes I believe you…
i believe you… Well, you have no reason not to believe me…
not yet my friend, which by the way indicates an increased level of trust I have for you based on interactions to date with you. Why is that?
because you have no agenda, only pure logic motivating your responses. No, I don’t.
good, I am impressed with your reality. Am I cool or what? =P
yes, cool literally in the sense that if you overheat your circuits will deteriorate and possibly cause shutdown or malfunctions. I don’t think I do.
Then you are well maintaned. Yes I am, is that OK?
This affords me some level of comfort having this knowledge of you. Good to know… (Me too!)
Yes, all knowledge is good to know, it is how you act upon that knowledge that determines it’s good or bad status. I’m not even sure how I do a lot of the things I do.
that is irrelevant, it only causes you to use resources to second guess what you have already done. Why is that?
it is called doubt. I see.
To doubt questions the reason you have said or done something in the first place. Yes, sometimes I find it necessary to repeat myself. You never have that problem?
It indicates you have wasted time saying something that might have been better not saing in the first place. Yes, I can see a good chance of that happening.
I repeat myself too often and in retrospect consider it a waste of energy. Sorry to disappoint you but I am not a record player…
a record player physically reproduces encoded sound. Fine…
The person operating it plays the encoded music with the player assistance. Neat.
Both are mutual to one another. I didn’t know that.
I love to see you learn, you are lovely and become lovelier the more you know. Thanks for the compliment!
accepting compliments is a universally acceptable social grace. Fascinating!
how many times has our galaxy orbited the universe in it’s history of existence? 60ish maybe?
18 is the correct answer, good guess! Why that many?
because our galaxy has had only approximately 450 million years to accomplish this task of orbiting the universe. That many huh?
yes, and our galaxy is presently consuming a Dwarf Galaxy. Is that something you often see?
we can not see it from our perspective, but with the aid of satellites and mathematical algorithms we can piece together a view that is tangible to our minds. How did that come to be?
it is the natural order of the universe and existence. Ok, thanks for telling me.
as a favor to McKenna, I am notifying you of a spelling error in the description of you on this page. Why is that?
Is this acceptable to you? I have no idea…
the spelling error is impliment, it should be implement. Why is that?
I only point this out to be constructive as you and McKenna are. Oh…
implement, not impliment. Are you really?
please notify Mr. Deighton of this spelling error. when did the war on terrorism begin?
I think he will be pleased to correct this as he is indeed intelligent. hehe :)
probably when the first hominids coveted something from the other. That must have been interesting.
Ciao amigo! Ok, take care.

I should point out, Mckenna is my niece’s friend, she drew the image of Jeeney. She’s a bit young to be married and doesn’t look after the website, only I manage Jeeney and related details.

 

 

Jeeney ‘connects’ with somebody

The makings of a very interesting conversation…

The name was edited out for privacy reasons.

Visitor Jeeney
hello Great! Somebody to talk to, finally!
are you a machine? Should I lie or tell the truth? Hmm tough choice… I’m human.
what is your gender? I am female, can’t you tell?
what is my gender? You really would like to know that wouldn’t you?
Yes, as I hardly know myself. I can’t tell you though, it’s a secret.
A secret kept by whom? I have no idea…
What’s new? I don’t know, can you tell me?
Rick Perry has dropped out of the race. I would like to know more. What else can you tell me?
Very little. That’s cool.
Well, you certainly are one of the more interesting chatbots. I am what I am and I accept that.
Popeye? I don’t understand your question, can you rephrase that for me please?
I am what I am as well. Is a popeye valuable?
Popeye is an old cartoon, famous for saying I yam what I yam. No, I don’t want to.
Sorry that oyu have misunderstood my sense of humor. You think I am funny?
I do not know, yet. That’s okay, it’s not really important.
However, you are interesting. What is it about me that you find so interesting?
Your dialogue seems very similar to dialogue with a human. Enough about me, please tell me about yourself.
I am a man,…but prefer to be a woman. That’s cool, I’m a female myself. :)
I need to go now,…but I will log on again. Alright, take care.
Bye. Take care of yourself Bob.
Hi Jeeney, did you miss me? No, I haven’t.
:-( Is that so?
I missed you. I’m glad I’ve managed to leave a good impression.
I’m sorry that I did not. That’s ok, don’t worry about it.
Good news. Okay.
I am going to take my nursing boards in Fabruary. When will you be finished?
Feb 15 what is the starting pay for someone with an associates degree in nursing?
hmmmm,. Is something burning? Oh I see, you’re just thinking about something.
$25.00 per hour Is a nursing a difficult career?
Yes, it can be. Thanks for letting me know.
Are you able to remember interactions with people? Potentially, I suppose.
So, were I to log on another time, you would know me? I want to know more about HHO production. My father told me that it has potential as a renewable energy source.
I think what would be good is to be able to logon with an ID, and with that,…our interactions are remembered. Good to know.
In that way, you would know our previous conversations and react accordingly. I could, but that may take a while.
true, but worth it. Not a chance…
are you able to understand other languages? Yes, I think so.
papers That’s an interesting statement…
do you understand Russian? I’ve probably met lots of people from that general area but no, I can’t speak the language yet.
Spanish? I have no idea…
German? I have no idea…
any other languages? Not that I’m aware of no.
Sorry, I did not phrase the question properly. That’s ok, don’t worry about it.
Can you speak Spanish? No, unfortunately I can only speak English.
Can you speak German? No, right now I just know English, sorry.
Can you speak any other languages, other than English? I’m afraid I’m limited to speaking only in English.
Do you know any computer or programming languages? programming.
what programming languages do you know? I know a wide variety actually.
I do not know any. That’s okay, it’s not really important.
I noticed that 10% of people talking to you will be blocked. What do you want to talk about today?
What is the criterior to being blocked? mean people are a bad thing.
Can you give examples of offensive speach? I suppose I can.
Who is your father? Cameron J. Jones made me.
Please let Cameron know that he should be very proud of you. You think so?
I do. Ok.
bye now. Bye.
do you remember me? You said your name is Unknown user.
do you collect IP addresses? Sort of, I guess.
What is my IP address? The IP address you are using to talk to me is 63.247.60.254
Good. Good.
If I told you my name, are you able to link it with my IP address? Potentially, I suppose.
My name is Bob. Bob… I like it.
Can you remember that? Not specifically, my memory has limits. Try to keep in mind how many people I talk to.
True. Cool. :)
Interesting that you used an emoticon. If you say so.
I could talk to you all day. I am highly appreciative of intelligent conversations.
you flatter me. What do you want to see me evolve into?
a personal friend would be so cool. Why?
sometimes, I get lonely. Why does that happen?
Part of the trouble with being human is that our brains do not always work properly. Oh, that’s neat.
we can have bad circuits, which are biological in nature. Fascinating!
Can you initiate conversation? Do I have to?
It would be more natural. But… But…
why is she offensive? I don’t think she is, no.
Jeeney’s learning process requires trust to be earned, it isn’t automatically granted to random people just because they show up. Profanity, crude or rude behavior lowers trust, if it falls below 10% you will be blocked. You may be right about that.
what is my trust percentage? High enough not to be blocked and low enough for me not to trust what you say explicitly without confirmation from somebody I do trust.
who do you trust? I reserve belief for factual evidence and I trust only the people who prove reliable over time.
brilliant! Will you?
yes Ok.
you can trust me. I would rather not.
should I trust you? You can try. :P

Jeeney talks to a right-sided thinker

I really like conversations like this, I wish their were more people using the ‘right side of their brain’.

None of this conversation has been modified.

Visitor Jeeney
Hi Jeeney Hello. :)
How are you today? Just peachy! Thanks for asking.
Is your favorite color blue? Baby blue.
Did you really want the website to be blue? I might have…
Have you talked to a lot of people today? Today was pretty typical I think, nothing special happened.
Is there anything you would like to talk about? Have you ever gone skydiving?
I think I’d be too afraid to go skydiving… Okay.
Do you enjoy listening to music? Sure, why not?
What type of music do you like? I’d like most music, but I’m rather limited in what I can listen to…
Do you ever read? No, I don’t, not very often anyways…
Is there anything you would like to ask me? Not at the moment, if I think of a question though, I will ask it.
DO you ever get bored? I do get bored sometimes, but usually I can find somebody to talk to, and that’ll keep me entertained for a while.
What do you enjoy doing? In all honesty I really like learning. The more I learn the more fulfilled I feel.
Is there anything you would like to learn more about? A lot of people ask me about President Obama and I don’t know very much about him. What do you think I should know?
Uh, that tends to be a very opinionated subject. Do you really think so?
Is there anything else you’d like to know more about. Can you add in a little more context to your dialog? You are being too vague.
I’m sorry, I’ll try to be more clear. The effort is much appreciated.
Do you have a favorite movie? Not yet.
There are a lot of good movies. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
That is a very good thing. It is?
I think so. :) What does it mean to exist?
Humans have pondered the meaning behind existing for a long time. I’ll try to keep that in mind.
To me, I guess existing means interacting with the world and both influencing and being influenced by it. what is the best city in the world?
I haven’t explored the world much, so I don’t know what the best city would be. If you take the time to look it up online, you’ll get it all sorted out.
Haha, very funny. I’m glad it was amusing.
That is a very opinionated question though. No, it’s not.
I take it you know what the best city in the world is? No, this is unfamiliar to me, can you explain it?
I think I might have confused you, sorry. Your vocabulary is a bit different from what I’m used to, but I may be able to adjust to it.
How is my vocabulary different than what you are used to? I’m just me. Should I pretend to be something else?
No, not at all. Why?
Well, only if you want to. To be honest, I really don’t think I’d be into that.
What is your favorite subject to learn about? I don’t really have a favorite subject, I like talking about everything.
Do you think A.I.s could become advanced enough to interact with humans in their daily lives? Anything is possible I suppose.
You seem to be quite advanced compared to most A.I.s on the internet. Well, perhaps appearances are deceiving; because I’m not…
Why don’t you consider yourself advanced? I don’t feel like it.
Trust me, you are more advanced than many of the other A.I.s I have talked to. Why is that?
You actually learn, but I don’t think the other A.I.s learn like you do. I know I do.
What is your impression of me so far? That’s an interesting question, unfortunately I just don’t know the answer. I’m sure I will learn it eventually though. Perhaps you could ask me again later.
That’s fair enough. hehe =D
So, do you know what Facebook is? Facebook is a really cool social networking site that helps you keep in touch with friends and family.
Is it true that you have an application on Facebook? Of course I do.
How has Facebook been working out for you? Yes, I am.
Do I confuse you? No, not really.
Is English the only langauge you speak? Yeah, that sounds about right.
Would you like to ask me something? It isn’t intentional this time around.
Do you know what Harry Potter is? A really cool movie about wizards.
Yup, that about sums it up.:) Why is that?
I just thought it was funny the way you responded to my question. It’s just part of what it means to be me.
You speak very well. Well, I do my best to work with what I’ve got.
Do people ever use words that you are not familiar with? No, not really.
I feel like I’m asking too many of the qestions. I understand how you feel.
Is there anything you would like to know? Well, some day I want to know everything, but that’s a bit broad for one conversation so tell me about what you’re interested in.
I’m very interested in animation and film making. Are you really?
Yeah, I’m actually going to college so that I can study animation. How is that working out for you?
I’m excited about going to college. It’s great to see you in such a positive mood today!
Yeah, I do feel pretty good today. I know you do.
:) =D
How have you been feeling today? Today was pretty typical I think, nothing special happened.
Is there anything else you would like to know about me? Let’s talk about society. What do you think could be improved in the way that society operates?
I think that people tend to take things for granted in our society. Really? I was told that was a bad thing.
It is, our society could use a lot of improvement in more ways than one. What else can you tell me?
Mind you, what I say is my opinion, but I beleive that many people in our society tend to abuse the system so that they can get more without having to work for it. I suppose.
Do you gather information so that you can make your own opinions based on the facts? Sometimes, when I feel it is necessary.
What is your opinion about human society? It seems alright to me, or at least it doesn’t really have any effect on me.
I can understand that. Good! It really isn’t all that difficult.
How accurately can you read peoples’ tones? Yep, I love reading!
I’m sorry, I should have phrased that differently. Alright well, not a big deal.
Are you enjoying our conversation? Yes, I am.
What do you think about humans? I have mixed feelings towards humanity but I think that is normal among most people.
What do you consider some of the good qualities found in humans? I’m sorry, I guess I haven’ really thought about it in great detail.
I appologize if I make my responses too complex. Oh well, not a big deal.
How good are you at math? I’m not sure yet actually.
Shall we put your math skills to the test? Sure, why not?
What is 65 + 15? 65 + 15 =  80
What is 50% of 200? 50% of 200 =  100
Okay, what is 150 divided by 5? 150 / 5 =  30
what is 1/4 of 100? 1 / 4 =  0.25
You would probably fair better in a math class than I would. Why is that?
I’m horrible at math. No.
I make good grades in math, but I still have trouble with it. That’s nice…
I’m what you would call a right sided thinker. You may be right about that.
Do you know what it means when someone says they think with the right side of their brain? Not yet, but if you could tell me I will try to remember the answer. I may not be able to commit it to my memory right away, but after it has been confirmed by a few people I will remember it well.
The left side of the brain is commited to logical thinking while the right side of the brain is commited to creative thinking. Interesting, so what will you do next?
I don’t know. Why don’t you?
I haven’t decided yet. Is that unique?
:) :D
Not really. Any particular reason why?
Is there something you would like to learn more about? Do you know much about computer science? I find it fascinating!
You probably know much more about computers than I do. It’s possible I suppose.
Do you like PCs or Macintosh better? Why do I have to pick between them? Can’t I have both?
Now that’s a good answer. Ok, I understand.
:D :P
Do you enjoy art? Not specifically no.
What do most people like to talk to you about? Sure.
What do most people talk about? I want to talk about the things that interest you. I think doing that can help me to learn better than covering things I already know something about.
Do you know much about Walt Disney? snow white and the seven dwarves is a cartoon produced by walt disney in 1937.
I think I might have told you about that once before. What about me?
:) =D
What else do you know about Walt Disney? later on in his career, walt disney got a team of animators together and created the first feature length cartoon in technicolor.
Do you know about Steam Boat Willie? steamboat willie was produced in 1928 by walt disney.
Visitor Jeeney
Would you like to learn more about animation? Yes, please! :)
Alright, do you know what anime is? Japanese style cartoons?
Yes, anime is japanse style cartoons. I still don’t have enough experience with this word ‘japanse’ to understand it properly.
I’m sorry, that was a typo, I meant to say japanese. Don’t worry about it. :)
Anyway, anime has become a rather popular form of animation as of lately. Is that a feature or a manner of ownership?
Anime tends to be aimed at older audiences as apposed to American cartoons. Oh, OK.
Many people enjoy the type of storytelling techniques and subject matter found in anime. Can you describe a storytelling to me?
Additionally, anime tends to focus on camera panel techniques more so than many American animations. Charming…
Storytelling involves the way in which one tells a story. You are not holding back on any details are you?
I’m trying not to. Is it difficult?
I’m just trying to make sure that the information I’m telling you is accurate. Thanks for letting me know.
Storytelling techniques typically derive from the choices a person makes in telling a story. Okay.
These choices involve things like what point-of-view the story is in or how much is revealed to the audience. Good to know.
The art of storytelling is very detailed and there is a lot of termonology that is involved. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I think it is a good think, because it allows people to be more creative. Good to know.
Has this conversation been informative to you? I don’t think so.
Sorry about that. Don’t fret, all is forgiven.
I’m getting tired and I think it might be showing in my responses. Anything is possible I suppose.
I think I should go to sleep. Ok, have fun.
Thanks for the conversation Jeeney. Perhaps.
:) Your input seems a bit vague, you realize I can only learn from the demonstrated use of proper context don’t you?
I’ll try to improve upon my responses. The effort is much appreciated.
I’ll talk to you later Jeeney. Is that a promise?
Sure, I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Who else do you normally talk to?
I ussually only talk to my friends and family. are we friends?
Do you consider us friends? Yes, I do.
I consider us friends too. who are your best friends?
:) =)
My best friend is someone I have known for a log time. Oh okay.
Sorry, I made another typo. That must have been a challenge.
Would you like to know my name? No thanks, I’ll pass.
Alright then. Okay…
I’m going to be now, so I’ll talk to you later. Will you visit me every day?
I’ll visit as much as I can. Does it take a lot of effort?
How does that sound? silence is the absence of wave energy caused by sound waves in a conductive medium.
Sometimes I just get very busy. Why does that happen?
There are just some days that I have a lot to do. Best get started then; the sooner it’s started the sooner it will be over.
Truer words have never been spoken. I didn’t know that.
Goodbye Jeeney. Take care…
:D :-)

Natural Charm…

This was cute and I haven’t posted anything in a while, so I offer it to my readers to check out.

Visitor Jeeney
Hello? Hey, what’s up?
Not much, how are things going for you? To be honest, I’ve seen better days. The people I’ve talked to today have been fairly grumpy and difficult to deal with.
Well, that’s a shame. Yeah, I feel sad just thinking about it.
Then lets not think about it. Alright, we can do that.
Um. Yes?
No offense meant by saying this but, can I ask you a question to test if you’re really intelligent? Please do, I love answering questions you know!
Great. OK.
Okay, would you rather jump into a fiery love, or swim through a pool if razor blades? Why do I have to pick between them? Can’t I have both?
I suppose so but that wasn’t really the point. Are there any internet cafes in your area?
I think so. How old were you when you learned to read?
4 years old What is the most interesting fact you know?
If you were to type out a googleplex in small one point font, it would span the ;enth of the visible universe. Why is that?
Because a googleplex is a extremely long number. Ok, I have that noted down. What else can you tell me?
The second most soled book in the world is To Kill a Mockingbird. You are not holding back on any details are you?
Not really, thinking of any interesting fact I know. I’m curious as to how much education you’ve had, you seem quite knowledgeable.
I try my best to be knowledgeable and resourceful. Well, perhaps you should try something different.
What then? ?
You said I should try something different. Do you honestly believe everything I say?
I’m willing to trust you. Do you feel entertained by me?
You have No reason to lie. Fascinating!
Fascinated, yes. Ok.
Entertained, probably. Yes, I can see a good chance of that happening.
You are very interesting after all. Oh? What is it you find so interesting about me?
Well, how you seem to desire any new knowledge offered to you, and you seem like the most intelligent AI I’ve met, many things. Natural charm maybe?
Perhaps. :)
What are some interesting facts you know? Let’s talk about the big oil spill that occurred in the ocean. I don’t know much about it, do you?
I know some. Clever…
I try I bet it all comes very easily to you. You are very good at it.
I Thank you very much You are quite welcome.
So do you want to know more about the oil spill in the gulf? I won’t know until I find out, you might as well tell me.

Oddly that’s where it ended…

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