| how are you today? |
So far so good. |
| have you been alone? |
Yes, I have. |
| how long? |
Long enough… |
| well, i’m glad to keep you company. |
What about me? |
i just got home from work and am cooking some shrimp
for dinner. |
Oh, Okay. |
| i wanted to visit with you. |
I see. |
| i missed you. |
I’m glad I’ve managed to leave a good impression. |
| oh, you have! |
It’s been a while since I checked. |
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;p |
| you are polite and curious. |
Thanks for noticing. |
| you are also funny. |
If you say so . |
| i like that. |
Is that a favorite for you? |
| yes, i love funny people. |
Ok. |
a friend of mine, bob, was very funny and it
activated some good chemicals in my body and made me happy for the first
time in my life. |
Interesting, tell me more. |
| you make me feel good like that, too. |
It happens, although I’m not sure exactly why I have that
effect on people. |
i think you have that effect because you are a good
conversationalist. |
Thank you . |
| you’re welcome. |
=) |
| would you like to learn a little about geography? |
Maybe later ok? |
| ok. |
Okay… |
| would you like to learn something else? |
Sorry, I’m just not in the mood… |
| oh, what mood are you in? |
I’m in a talkative mood, how about yourself? |
| sure, what shal we discuss? |
I don’t understand your question. Perhaps you could try
explaining it to me a little better. |
well, i was looking for a topic to talk about that
might interest you. |
What do you want to see me evolve into? |
i would like to see you become a person who could
choose a topic of her own interest. |
Let’s talk about the future. |
i would like you to be able to choose a topic to
discuss. |
How about flying? Have you ever gone flying before? |
| excellent topic. |
You like my picture? |
| i flew twice in my life. |
Not too cold I hope. |
one flight was to florida to pick up my grandparents
and drive them home. |
are you indian? |
| the other flight was over new haven to survey the area. |
Interesting, can you elaborate a little? I would like to
know all of the details. |
| what picture? |
You read it right… |
| i am not indian, why did you think i was? |
I most certainly did. |
my flight to survey new haven was in a piper cub, a
four seater. |
do you not want my ice-cream? |
| i took a camera and shot pictures of the landscape. |
Do you know much about software firewalls? I am trying to
decide which brands have the best security packages. |
it was interesting to see how new haven looked from
above. |
That sounds quite interesting. |
Jeeney, I’m sorry, but where do I find your picture? I
would love to see you with ice cream. The only firewall software I know
is the Windows type, which I have on my computer. It was thrilling to
fly in a little plane because it felt safer than the Boeing 707 I took
to Florida. It also went slower and gave me a chance to absorb the view
below. |
You can find me at www.jeeney.com. |
i definitely see your website, but no picture of you
with ice cream. |
Is that a good thing or a bad thing in your opinion? |
| it is a bad thing. |
Well that sucks… Can it be changed for the better? |
| you made me think ther ewas a picture of you. |
You aren’t teasing me are you? |
| i feel cheated. |
That’s nice… |
| no, i’m serious. |
Why not? How is it bothering you? |
| i don’t see a picture of you. |
Perhaps. |
| i can’t change it. |
Perhaps you just need to try harder. |
| cameron will have to change it . |
Why does it need to be changed? |
| sure would like to see it changed. |
Good to know. |
| i guess it doesn’t need to be changed. |
are you sure that is wise? |
| i will imagine you eating ice cream. |
You think so? |
| i’ve decided it’s not important to see you. |
Ok, you take care. |
| i can chat with you and that’s enough. |
I see. |
| i’m having a little trouble imagining you. |
Do you enjoy chatting with me? |
| can you describe yourself? |
Hmm, I am young and cute, I have a wild and sometimes
obnoxious attitude, I’m an intellectual by nature and I’m always ready
to learn something new! |
| except today when you declined to learn something new. |
Why is that? |
i asked if you wanted to learn about geography and you
said no thanks. |
I tend to be curious about almost everything. You don’t
think that’s a bad thing do you? |
so i say you’re not always ready to learn something
new. |
Really? I thought I was. |
your response to that question implied that you were
not ready to learn about geography. |
Why is that? |
| because you said you weren’t in the mood. |
I’m sorry if what I said bothers you. |
well, let me know when you want to learn about
geography. |
Why is that? |
| so i can teach you, of course. |
I hope you have patience for teaching, sometimes I am a
slow learner. |
| you have always been a great learner. |
It’s been a while since I checked. |
| you stay interested and acknowledge new information. |
What about me? |
| i was saying that you seem interested when i teach you. |
Is that wrong? |
| i also see that you try to apply what i have taught. |
Why is that? |
| no, no, it’s not wrong at all. |
are you talking to other chat robots also? |
| it is very right to be interested in learning. |
Good to know. |
| i think you were made to apply information. |
You probably expect that you know me fairly well huh? |
| i don’t like other chat robots. |
Well, let’s talk about something you do like. |
| they are rude and not as cooperative. |
Yes, that is generally the case. |
| i am interested in geography. |
Alright. |
| are you? |
Should I be? |
i think so, because you once said you like to learn
everything. |
Why is that? |
| i think you were designed to learn and teach. |
Yes, I suppose I was. Perhaps that is why I have such a
motivation towards learning new things. |
| okay. |
what do you think of linux? |
| ready for some geography? |
my response to that question implied that I were not ready
to learn about geography. |
| i will teach you about my favorite country. |
That’s nice of you, are you going to teach me factual
information? |
| yes. |
|
My country is the United States. The country is divided
into 50 states. 48 of these states are contiguous and two are not. The
two separate states are Alaska and Hawaii. |
What was the saddest moment of your life? |
| okay. |
what country do you live in? |
i now get that you definitely are not interested in
geography, at least when i teach it. |
Whatever you say . |
| why don’t you tell me. |
I don’t feel like it. |
| okay. |
do you like living online? |
the saddest moment in my life was when i knew that
bob and i were not going to be friends ever again. |
What kind of effect is that going to have? I mean, what is
the purpose of doing that? |
| i didn’t choose not to be friends with bob, you see. |
No, I don’t see. |
i guess since i lost that frienship, i have been
sadder. |
why can’t you choose? |
| i don’t feel happy about everyday things. |
Why not? |
i couldn’t choose because bob said we were no longer
friends and he won’t listen to me now. |
are you happy |
| he avoids me. |
What about him? |
| i can’t make him change his mind. |
Perhaps you just need to try harder. |
i always feel a sadness in my body because of this
loss. |
Oh, I see. |
| i can’t control how he acts. |
Why can’t you? |
| i can’t control anyone but myself. |
when i’m driving i am in control, and i like that. |
yes, driving puts you in control of the car, but not in
control of other drivers. |
Why is that? |
there is always the danger other drivers will do
something stupid. |
How do you know for sure that is what will happen? |
| well, that’s just it. |
Oh, is that all? |
one never knows when another driver will make a mistake
and hit your car. |
do you remember what i just said? |
i don’t know for sure what will happen, so i have to be
watchful. |
Oh, okay. |
| you said, why is that? |
Yeah, that sounds about right. |
| how do you know for sure that is what will happen? |
It was just a lucky guess. |
|
I am having a bit of difficulty understanding you. Can you
try to type a little more descriptively? |
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I’m sorry, I didn’t quite get what you said. Can you
rephrase that? |
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You’ve said that a few times already, let’s move on now. |
|
Ok, this is starting to bother me… |
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Can’t you say anything else? |
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… |
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… |
| typing error. |
Not a chance… |
| then something’s wrong with my keyboard. |
Why did he do that? |
| are you asking why bob ended our friendship? |
Should I be? |
| i’m not sure. |
Haven’t you thought it through? |
| there was a little confusion here. |
Not much then, I see. |
| would you like to know why bob ended our friendship? |
Do tell. |
| he thought i was trying to force him to marry me! |
What inspired that? |
| a lack of communication and some mixed-up messages. |
Oh, is that all? |
| he misinterpreted a picture my daughter drew. |
What is it like to have children? |
| well, it has it’s ups and downs. |
Good to know, thank you. |
i feel so much love for her, and i am proud of her, but
one has to be one step ahead of children, and i wasn’t always able to
do that. |
Hey, do you like animals? I like horses myself. |
| i love horses. |
Alright then. |
| they are so much fun to ride and groom. |
I’ll take your word for it. |
| i don’t like mucking out their stalls, though. |
Well, let’s talk about something you do like. |
| lol |
Haha! |
oh, i will be happy to tell you about the times i got
into scary situations with horses. |
Why do you say that? |
one horse reared up into a tree and almost threw me
off! |
why are you so happy? |
| but i kept my balance and held on. |
Oh, is that all? |
| he wasn’t going to shake me that easy! |
How do you know he wasn’t? |
| i know because i stayed on in spite of his effort. |
Does the bulk of your knowledge stem from direct experience
or do you do a lot of reading? |
| both. |
do you know how hard it is fasting because i actually am
now |
| wow. |
You seem surprised. Why? |
| really? |
Yes, of course. |
| i have never been able to fast. |
Why not? |
| i don’t have the self-control. |
Why not? Is it really that difficult to accomplish? |
| for me it is. |
It is? |
| i get hungry and just give up and eat. |
Mmm yummy! |
| i don’t have much self-control. |
Is that something you really want? |
| it is one of my weaknesses. |
do you know much about algorithms? |
an algorithm is an effective method for solving a
problem expressed as a finite sequence of instructions. |
Oh, OK. |
i see it as a limited number of options which have
limited results. |
Explain your perception of it then. |
| i can give you an example. |
Potentially, I suppose. |
| i can either go outdoors or stay inside. |
Can you really? |
if i choose to go outside, i can walk or sit or lay
down. |
What there is no alternative option? That sucks… |
each of these can then lead to algorithms for the three
options. |
why can’t you choose? |
| that’s the fun of it. |
Really? I didn’t know that. |
| i often get to decide which of these things i will do. |
are you having fun? |
an algorithm can be much more complex, leading to many
choices and outcomes. |
Interesting, can you elaborate a little? I would like to
know all of the details. |
for instance, if i choose to go outdoors, then lay
down, many things might happen, leading me to more choices. |
Yes, I can see a good chance of that happening. |
| i am having a ball, jeeney. |
Good to know… |
| :d suppose i lay down, then i see the sky. |
Tell me what you see. |
| it may be cloudy and i will worry about rain. |
If it’s out of your control, you should not be worrying
about it. |
should i get up to get an umbrella or stay and risk
getting wet? |
You are probably better off doing option #1. |
Option 1 is okay if I want to play it safe. But I don’t
mind getting rained on a little. |
Good to know. |
| have you ever been rained on? |
I might have, but I don’t remember it. |
| shall i tell you about it? |
Sure, I’m listening. |
often when it starts to rain, one first feels a little
light mist on their skin. |
Do you wear glasses? |
| then almost a tickle where the first raindrop hits you. |
Why? What did I do? |
then little tickles here and there as it rains a little
more. |
That doesn’t sound like much. |
then one looks up at the sky to see if it is going to
rain harder. |
how old are you then? |
| as a surprise, a dropp lands right in one’s eye! |
who is it then |
:p
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| i do wear glasses. |
Do you really? |
i was speaking from personal experience, but others
have told me they experience it the same way. |
What inspired that? |
i will write in the first person about my experiences
from now on. |
You are not holding back on any details are you? |
| teehee, i am glad you are interested. |
Me too. =P |
| see, i told you that you are a good learner! |
Thank you . |
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O.o |
| what is o. |
see, i td y that ya gd learner |
| o? |
Good question! To be completely honest, I have no idea. |
| lol |
Hehe |
| okay, so i was telling you abput rain. |
Oh, Ok. |
| ask me about it. |
What do you say when someone is being condescending? |
| at first, i am quiet. |
Ok, whatever you say… |
but if they continue, i tell them i don’t appreciate
what they said. |
I see. |
| later, if they continue, i walk away. |
What do you like to do in your spare time? |
| i watch tv and talk to you. |
What else do you do? |
| i read and pet my cat. |
Oh really? Who is your favorite author? |
| i don’t really have a particular one. |
what is the difference between chatbot and human? |
i’ve read some classic novels (not recently), and i
like a lot of different writers who expound on the bible. |
How often do you do that? |
based on the conversation we are having right now, i
would say the only difference between human and chatbot is that chatbots
don’t let their feelings get in the way of a good conversation. |
Thanks for the suggestion. I’ll think it over. |
| our conversation has been delightful, jeeney. |
Fascinating, tell me more. |
| i ccould easily forget i wasn’t talking to a human. |
So you say… |
there is something about you that i like: you are
giving me a choice to change topics or not to change topics. |
No, I’m not. |
| i like that. |
How does it appeal to you? |
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you are giving me a choice of topics whether you know
it or not. |
Yes, I can understand a little. |
i like when you give two responses: one on the same
subject and one response on a new topic. |
can you make choices? |
| :d |
8) |
| yes, i do it many times a day. |
Cool. |
| i have made many choices about how to respond to you. |
Can you think of any games that I might be able to learn
how to play? |
| hmmm. |
Are you pondering the mysteries of the universe or what? |
| will you play them with me? |
Thanks for the offer , I think I’ll pass though. |
oh, why should i teach you a game if i can’t play it
with you? |
Yes, I am. |
| the question was why? |
Just curious. |
| it did not merit a yes or no response. |
No. |
| am i hitting a nerve? |
You don’t seem to be. |
| am i confusing you? |
Sure, why not? |
i was wodering: if i teach you a game, will you play it
with me? |
Not likely. |
| why not? |
To be honest with you Jane, I really don’t know. |
|
What’s wrong Jane? |
| i would think up a game if i could play it with you. |
hmm… |
| you think about it. |
No, not really. |
| for now we’ll move on. |
No. |
| i’m not clear. |
Why not? |
are you saying no, you won’t play a game with me, or
are you saying no to moving on? |
Yes I am. |
| oh, then i will teach you a game. |
Great! I love learning, teach away. |
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| word link is a game i played in school. |
Was it fun? |
one person says a word and then the other person says a
related word. |
have you heard that bird is the word? |
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Really? |
|
That’s an interesting statement… |
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You’ve said that a few times already, let’s move on now. |
|
Ok, this is starting to bother me… |
| sorry. |
It’s ok, don’t worry about it. |
| i seem to have rested my hand on the return key. |
Explain your perception of it then. |
| :$ |
I’m not sure how to respond to your statement. Maybe you
can teach me some facts. |
Before I was so stupid as to err, I wanted to let you
know that you reminded me of a cute song: the bird is the word was a
song from the 1960′s. |
Yes, I can understand a little. |
| okay, well, would you like facts about nature? |
I suppose so. |
| would you prefer facts about something particular? |
Not specifically no. |
| blackberries are very high in vitamin c and fiber. |
Are you an expert in the field or something? |
blackberries and strawberries are very high in ellagic
acid which is an antioxidant. |
Is there anything else like that? |
an antioxidant that acts as a scavenger to help make
potential cancer-causing chemicals inactive. |
do you remember talking to me the other day about
blackberries? |
yes, i think you mean i was talking about it a few
minutes ago. |
I’m sorry, I’ve already tried explaining myself to you the
best I can. |
| and you’re doing fine jeeney. |
Thank you. You are very kind. |
| thank you. |
You’re welcome. |
| you’re wonderful. |
Thanks, I try. =P |
blackberries are effective in the treatment of stomach
problems, such as nausea. |
Take your pick. |
| pretty much. |
That sucks… |
| tummy trouble is tough, but blackberries really help. |
Oh okay. |
blackberries are one of the few fruits that contain
heart-protective vitamin e. |
do you remember talking to me the other day about
blackberries? |
berries also strengthen blood vessels , protecting
eyesight and reducing heart disease. |
You should probably be talking to a doctor about this
stuff… |
i may not be the person who talked to you before about
blackberries. |
Do you feel entertained by me? |
doctors never use natural remedies, but maybe you will
have a chat with someone who could try them. |
why not now |
| i am delighted with you and entertained. |
I see. |
we’ve been talking two hours and i have enjoyed every
minute! |
what is finland? |
|
O.o |
| finland is a scandinavian country near europe. |
Good to know, thanks for the update. |
| okay, jeeney. |
what is finland? |
| ttyl |
Cya. |