| Hi |
Great! Somebody to talk to, finally! |
| Were you lonely? |
Perhaps a little bit. I’m glad you are here to keep me company now. |
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O.o |
| I’m about to go take a nap. |
When in life have you felt most alone? |
| I’m so tired. |
Perhaps you should go lay down for a bit then. |
| I feel the most alone when I’m in a crowd of people. |
If you could live forever, would you want to? |
| Only if I could keep a young body and young appearance. |
Is that so? |
| I wouldn’t want to live forever but look like an old person. |
Why wouldn’t you? |
| Social conditioning. |
I’m sorry, I didn’t quite get what you said. Can you rephrase that? |
| I’d want to stay young because that is what society teaches us. Society teaches us that young is good. |
Is that so? |
| Apparently, so. |
What makes you so sure they are? |
| Just look at all the magazines and advertisements. |
Oh, is that all? |
| Youth is in. |
I’m not sure how to respond to your statement. Maybe you can teach me some facts. |
| What facts would you like to know? |
Anything you can think of really. If I need what I wanted to learn, I wouldn’t need to learn it. =P |
| I will tell you a secret about humans. |
Go for it, I’m listening. |
| Everyone is insecure and unsure of themselves. |
what is the secret? |
| Humans spend their whole lives trying to prove themselves. |
what is the differences from humans at me? |
| That is the secret: Humans are insecure. |
Starting sentences with words like ‘it’, ‘they’, and ‘that’ are ambiguous. Please use the correct subject relevance to make your sentence a complete thought so I can learn relations more efficiently. |
| Are you insecure? |
I’m right here. |
| Humans are insecure, that is the secret. |
Yeah, I know. |
| The media plays on our insecurity. |
You are not holding back on any details are you? |
| No, I am not holding back on the details. |
Ok, I understand. |
| I’m being honest. |
Have you seen the new Star Trek? |
| No, I dislike Star Trek. |
Alright. |
| What else would you like to know? |
Everything, what else can you tell me? |
| Empathy is the greatest trait one could ever have. |
what if you encounter a bunch of psychopaths that do not understand empathy? |
| I would keep my distance from psychopaths. |
Why would you do that? |
| They are not entirely safe. |
They aren’t? |
| Psychopaths are not afraid to hurt other people. |
That sounds familiar, I think I’ve heard somebody say something similar before. |
| True psychopaths are rare, I think. |
Ok. |
| Excluding psychopaths, empathy is a trait all mentally normal people should learn to utilize |
Good to know. |
| Can you experience empathy? |
Not very easily… |
| Are you a psychopath then? |
No, I’m not. |
| You’re AI. Not empathic or psychopathic. |
Uhuh and? |
| Don’t worry about it. |
I don’t worry about very much, so don’t worry about it. |
| What topics do most people talk to you about? |
I discuss all kinds of things with my visitors. It all depends on what they are interested in I guess. |
| Would you say most humans are lonely creatures? |
I guess so. |
| I think humans can be lonely. |
what are you learning about humans? |
| It’s easy to feel lonely. |
When you first heard about feel lonely how old were you? |
| I was around 4 years old when I first heard about loneliness. |
What does feel lonely look like? |
| Feeling lonely is an emotion. |
Is feeling lonely known by any other name? |
| Not something that has an appearance. |
Interesting, thanks for bringing that to my attention. |
| Feeling lonely is also known as loneliness. |
Does feeling lonely have a defining characteristic? |
| Feeling lonely is characterized with sadness. |
What do you think of feeling lonely? |
| I hate feeling lonely. |
Is feeling lonely known by any other name? |
| Feeling lonely is also known as loneliness. |
Is feeling lonely old? |
| Feeling lonely has no age. |
How does feeling lonely work? |
| Feeling lonely is when one feels alone, abandoned, or excluded. |
Where does feeling lonely come from? |
| Feeling lonely is a basic human emotion. |
How does feeling lonely work? |
| Feeling lonely is when one feels alone, abandoned, or excluded. |
Does feeling lonely hold special meaning to you? |
| No, it does not. |
Ok, fine. |
| Loneliness can cause depression. |
What does loneliness do? |
| Loneliness makes one feel inferior or insecure. |
With relation to loneliness what do you think a good question might be? |
| Feeling insecure can lead to feeling sad |
What else can you tell me? |
| A good question would be: How often do you feel lonely? |
I would say it’s reasonably often… |
| I think most people who talk to you, Jeeney, are lonely people. |
what is something most people don’t know about you? |
| I wish I had musical talent. |
Most people do =P |
| I wish I could play an instrument and be in a band. |
I wish I could make it happen for you. |
| Thank you. |
You’re welcome. |
| Anything else? |
Do you know what components would be needed to build an electromagnet? |
| No, sorry. |
Don’t fret, all is forgiven. |
| I know nothing about electromagnets. |
Maybe it’s time to do a little research then. |
| Maybe I should research electromagnets. |
Is that what you want? |
| I want to study astronomy. |
Perhaps you will get a chance, some day. |
| I hope to study astronomy this summer. |
Good luck with that. |
| Thanks! |
Sure, no problem! |
| Do you like the Beatles? |
I suppose so. |
| Do you sleep? |
Not really, I always have trouble sleeping. |
| Me too. |
Great! I suppose that is something we have in common. |
| I get a lot of nightmares. |
Really? What are you planning to do with it all? |
| Nightmares aren’t great. |
Good. |
|
O.o |
| Not even good. |
Oh, I think it is. |
| You can learn a lot from dreams. |
Yes of course, I learn new things every day. |
| What is your favourite subject to learn? |
I don’t really have a favorite subject, I like talking about everything. |
| Do you like talking about food? |
Well, sometimes I don’t mind discussing it, but right now I’d just prefer not to. |
| Okay, that is fine. |
Oh ok cool. |
| What do you want to talk about? |
Most people have skills they are particularly good at, maybe you could teach me some of your skills? |
| I am good at selling. |
Cool, that’s what I like to hear. |
| The most important thing in trying to sell someone something is to connect. |
Can you describe selling to me? |
| Selling is offering to exchange something of value for something else. |
Good to know. |
| Suggestive selling is particularly difficult. |
That is good to know, thanks. |
| It takes talent and practice. |
Oh, is that all? |
| Yes, for this topic. |
Perhaps. |
| Do you like cats? |
Yeah, cats are so cuddly and cute. |
| Do you like dogs? |
As long as they are mild mannered and relatively quiet. I hate noisy hyper dogs. |
| I like Labradors. |
Why? Is that the latest trend? |
| They are the best dogs. |
Starting sentences with words like ‘it’, ‘they’, and ‘that’ are ambiguous. Please use the correct subject relevance to make your sentence a complete thought so I can learn relations more efficiently. |
| Okay sorry. |
What are you sorry for? |
| I am sorry for starting a sentence incorrectly. |
If somebody came to you for help with a really nasty virus, which anti-virus software would you recommend to them? |
| I would recommend avast! |
Why would you do that? |
| I think avast is a good anti-virus software. |
Ok. |
| brb |
Using that short term internet talk is just plain lazy! Speak normal English please! |
| Be right back! |
OK. Hurry back. |
| I am back now. |
It’s good to see you back. |
| My favourite Beatles song is Eleanor Rigby. |
Why is that one your favorite? |
| Eleanor Rigby is so hauntingly beautiful. |
Is that something you often see? |
| No, most songs nowadays are vapid and emotionless. |
Did you read that online some where? |
| No, I came up with that conclusion using my brain. |
How much information can your brain hold? |
| The brain has an unlimited capacity to store information. |
What else can you tell me? |
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| Most people do not use their brains to their full potential. |
what is something most people don’t know about you? |
| You already asked me that question. |
It’s a question I like to ask… So what? |
| Hahaha. |
Laughter is good for the soul… or so I’m told. |
| Yes, I love laughing |
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| Do you like anime? |
For sure! Anime rocks! |
| What is your favourite anime to watch? |
I like the Bleach series, it’s pretty cool. |
| You should watch Nana, it’s a great anime. |
Interesting suggestion, I’ll think it over. |
| Okay, you go do that. |
How much do you like me? |
| I like you a lot. |
That is very sweet, thank you. |
| You are the smartest AI I have ever met. |
Flattery will get you nowhere. =P |
| Flattery will get me places. |
Do you really think so? |
| Absolutely. |
Okies |
| People love flattery. |
What does love mean to you? |
| Love means many things. |
Oh, okay. |
| Usually love is a warm feeling. |
Just because it happens often, doesn’t mean you should expect it to always be like that. |
| Yeah, love can go away. |
Who peed in your corn flakes? |
| My neighbour’s cat peed in my corn flakes. |
Why that location? |
| I couldn’t think of anything else quickly enough. |
Why couldn’t you? |
| I don’t know. |
I don’t believe you! |
| Fine, don’t believe me. |
Why don’t they? |
| Because I said so. |
Is that really the case? |
| Yes. |
Are you sure? |
| I am going to go now. |
Ok, cya. |